There were 902 spoof news stories published in June 2012. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
iPhone 5 features leaked
The much anticipated iPhone 5 has to be special, with the rest of the smart phone market catching up to the Apple flagship and in some cases overtaking it. "We've been examining Apple patents," said Mac Buck, editor of App World! magazine. "For a...
Read full storyGeorge Clooney Shocker: He Finds A Baby Name Book In Girlfriend Stacy Keibler's Purse
LOS ANGELES - George Clooney, 51, and Stacy Keibler, 32, have now been an item for ten months. Clooney recently met with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight at The Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner in Marina Del Rey. Clooney confided in de Gallo t...
Read full storyA List of 10 Books That Were Rejected By Motion Picture Studios
The majority of motion pictures start off as books. When Margaret Mitchell wrote her Civil War classic Gone With The Wind, she had no idea that Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh would be uttering the words that she wrote in their 1936, War Between The States epic movie Gone With The Wind. When L. Frank Baum wrote the Wizard of Oz he never envisioned that one day there would be dozens of little dwarf...
Read full storyThe Stars of The Vampire Diaries Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Address The Skinny Dipping Rumors
CATALINA ISLAND, California - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev flew over to Catalina Island to get a much needed break from the hectic pace of the place called LaLaLand. The couple has been extremely busy filming Vampire Diaries and working as much...
Read full storyKate Gosselin Admits That She Did In Fact Get A Tramp Stamp Tattoo With Russell Brand's Initials
SAN FRANCISCO - Kate Gosselin and boyfriend Russell Brand traveled to San Francisco to see The Golden Gate Bridge, which Kate said she had been wanting to see ever since she was 26-years-old. The 37-year-old mother of eight, including sextuplets a...
Read full storySneezing Monkeys Land Commercial Endorsements
Sneezing monkeys have a lot to celebrate. They were recently named to Arizona State University's annual Top 10 New Species list. And there's more. The resulting publicity has had an amazing side effect. The sneezing monkeys have signed contra...
Read full storyObama Dumps Biden; Names Apple's Siri As His Running Mate
Washington, DC - Faced with declining poll numbers and a withering economy, President Barack Obama has dropped Vice President Joe Biden from the Democratic presidential election ticket, selecting Apple's digital assistant Siri as his new running mate...
Read full storyJustin Bieber's Mom Pleads With Him To Enter Into A Rehab Clinic To Deal With His Anger
LA BREA - Justin Bieber's mom Pattie Mallette, 36, was in La Brea visiting the world famous La Brea Tar Pits. She was quietly sitting in the La Brea Tar Pits Diner lunching on a Pancho Villa Deluxe Chicken Fajita Plate when she was approached by M...
Read full storyTwitter Birdies Pull Work Stoppage
Most folks thought it was just a plain old "outage" when there was no Twitter for a while on Thursday. But that's not the whole story. The Spoof has learned that the real reason for the problem (although the company denies it) is that the Twitt...
Read full storySpider-Man Has Sandwich Named for Him at Carnegie Deli
It's Spider-Man week in NYC. To celebrate, the world-famous Carnegie Deli has announced a special sandwich. It's called "The Spidey." At Grand Central Station yesterday the man himself talked about the sandwich and said he couldn't wait to dig his...
Read full storyMitt Romney Is So Desperate To Be The Next President That He Has Announced He Is Changing His Religion
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Mitt Romney's presidential campaign tour bus pulled into Tuscaloosa, Alabama, the town made famous by the 60s Petula Clark song, "Me Bloomin' Heart's In Merry Olde England But Me Naughty Bits Are In Tuscaloosa." Romney spoke...
Read full storyZac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In The New TV Series, "The Zombie Chronicles"
HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for The Epitome Network has just announced that The Zombie Chronicles will be premiering in two weeks. The cable series is being directed by noted motion picture director Charleen Belle Pinnzucker who has worked with Dem...
Read full storyChristina Aguilera Explains The Reason For Her Tremendous Weight Gain
LOS ANGELES - Christina Aguilera recently stated that she has become somewhat depressed at the seemingly never-ending comments, remarks, and jokes regarding her recent incredibly stupendous weight gain. She told Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors that...
Read full storyAmelia Earhart's Radio Calls: Study Leads to Radio Calls Before There Were Radios!
We're not only learning a lot about Amelia Earhart's radio transmissions concerning her downed flight in 1937, but we're also learning about the radio transmissions of many other figures throughout history. And this includes more than just trans...
Read full storyA List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paul McCartney of The Beatles
Paul McCartney played the bass guitar with The Beatles which is the most famous band in the history of recorded music. The Beatles got their start back in the early 60s at Liverpool's Cavern Club. At one time they were actually known as The Sil…
Read full storyObama's Professor Talks; Now Other Teachers Talk Too
The floodgates have opened since one of Obama's former professors gave a negative review of his presidency. Now teachers all over the U.S. are talking about their former students. But unlike the professor's critique of President Obama, these ar...
Read full storyPittsburgh Pig Wearing a Scarf Seen on Roadway
People gawked. Cellphones were whipped out, and photos snapped. Totally unimpressed, the pig, wearing a bright red calico scarf around his neck, continued onward to his destination. Later in the day, a Spoof reporter, expert in the language of...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan's Upskirt Photo Reveals An Interesting Secret
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina attended a Selena Gomez concert at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum. As mother and daughter were exiting Lohan's limo the paparazzi were treated to an upskirt display that they had not seen since Britney...
Read full storyNadya Suleman, Alias "OctoMom" Says That Making One X-Rated Porn Movie Does Not Make Her A Porn Star
TARZANA - The most famous mother of octuplets in the world, Nadya Suleman has just completed filming her very first porn film. Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo sat down with the mother of 14 at The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarz...
Read full storyLeBron James Implicated in Dog Fighting Scandal and Immediately Suspended by NBA
LeBron James has been sensationally suspended from competing in tonight's NBA Game 5 as the Miami Heat try to close out the Oklahoma City Thunder to win the NBA title after allegations of his involvement in a dog fighting ring surface. James, who...
Read full storyThe Green Lantern Comes Out of The Closet
CHICAGO - In a move that even caught the Las Vegas oddsmakers by surprise the DC Comics super hero The Green Lantern has just come out of the closet and announced that he is gay. One of the biggest Green Lantern fans in the nation, Bryton "Skippy"...
Read full storyTom Cruise's "Rock of Ages" Bombs and Sinks At The Box Office Quicker That A Canoe Loaded With Hippos
HOLLYWOOD - The producer, director, writers, and financial backers of the motion picture Rock of Ages are all shockingly stunned and scratching their collective heads and asking, what in the syncopated' world of musical scales happened? Ticket sal...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Is Denying That She Was "Sexting" When She Slammed Her Porsche Into The Back Of The 18-Wheeler
VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan was laying out by the pool in a very skimpy yellow bikini at her mansion Lucky LohanLand. She had just got off the phone with her attorney Shawn "Buddy" Holley who has informed her that she may be facing charges of dri...
Read full storyThe New Samsung Galaxy S3 is an iPhone beater, but...
The UK's fastest selling phone since the iPhone has been widely accepted as being superior in every respect to even the coveted iPhone 4, with Siri turned off. However, adopters of the phone have noticed that there is one thing it doesn't do, that ev...
Read full story"For God's Sake Leave Harry Styles Out Of One Direction Alone!" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog
Following tabloid revelations that Harry Styles out of One Direction has been subjected to online and face to face abuse, SEN's very own Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog has publicly appealed for people to get off Harry's case, leave him alone, and give...
Read full storyPrince Harry And Cheryl Cole Fly Down To Monaco For A Romantic Weekend Break On Roman Abramovich's Yacht
The latest news to hit the gossip columns suggests that Prince Harry, and former Girls Aloud favourite Cheryl Cole may be an item, after the two were spotted boarding a private jet at Farnborough Airfield, early Saturday evening, allegedly heading fo...
Read full storyThe Once Great NFL Player Terrell Owens Released By The Allen Wranglers After Being Demoted To Driving The Team Bus
ALLEN, Texas - The football career of Terrell Owens has continued spiraling downward and it has just about hit rock bottom. The 38-year-old who had joined the Indoor Football League's Allen Wranglers had been demoted from being a starter to playin...
Read full storyTsunami-Driven Toyota Dealership Washes Up In California
Venice, California - Japan's 2011 tsunami has brought yet another surprise to American shores. A Toyota dealership, complete with a sales staff and a service dapartment, has landed on the beach here, less than a week after a Japanese fishing doc...
Read full storyDemi Moore's Daughter Rumer Willis Admits She Is Infatuated With Ashton Kutcher
LOS ANGELES - Ashton Kutcher is not denying the fact that he and Rumer Willis, the 23-year-old daughter of his ex-wife Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, recently took a trip down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico to get away from the fast lane life of Tinsel Town...
Read full storyCoffee Chain Takes Over Spain's Banks; Euro to Be Replaced with the Starbuck
Madrid - The Starbucks Corporation has injected a shot of caffeine into the world's financial system, taking over Spain's devastated banking system so it can replace bank branches with Starbucks outlets. "Banks are not cool," said Dylan Prather, E...
Read full storyHolder Admits to 'Fast and Furious' Foul-Up: 'We Forgot the Drugs'
Washington DC - Under mounting pressure to disclose more details about the government's Fast and Furious gun-running fiasco, Attorney General Eric Holder revealed today that the effort failed because a "drug tracking" component of the operation was n...
Read full storyAn Upskirt Photo of Kate Gosselin Appears on The Internet and Boyfriend Russell Brand Is Not A Happy Camper
LA BREA - Russell Brand and Kate Gosselin were having dinner at the famed La Brea Tar Pits Diner when Russell went into his laptop and saw a photo of Kate on the Internet. The picture clearly showed her getting out of her car in a short plaid skir...
Read full storyWow! Signal Has Been Finally Decoded and It Did Come From Aliens
The Wow! signal, a mysterious radio transmission detected in 1977 that it is now confirmed came from extraterrestrials, has finally been deciphered and the message translated into English. The Wow! signal is the only piece of incoming data to have...
Read full storyRepublicans Unveil a Do-It-Yourself Healthcare Plan
Washington DC - Desperate to take the lead in the nation's never-ending healthcare debate, Congressional Republicans are massing behind an initiative that would provide all Americans with a do-it-yourself medical kit containing everything they need t...
Read full storyA List of 10 Vampire Movies To Be Released This Summer
Paragovo Gabskigrad of Sofia, Bulgaria is considered to be the world's foremost expert on vampires. He wrote in his most recent book titled 7,001 Amazingly Amazing Facts About Vampires that vampires have been around ever since September of 1047. Gabskigrad noted that 865 years later in 1912, the first vampire movie was filmed. The motion picture was shot in Great Britain and the title w...
Read full storyJennifer Aniston Buys Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie A Volcano
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston has finally accepted the fact that Brad Pitt has decided to make Angelina Jolie his wife. And America's sweetheart, Aniston not Jolie, is dealing with her empty feelings and trying to move on knowing that her and...
Read full storySimon Cowell Talks About New X-Factor Judges Britney Spears and Demi Lovato And He Reveals That He Is Considering Hiring Two Hosts
HOLLYWOOD - It has been over four months since the infamous January X-Factor Massacre in which Simon Cowell fired X-Factor host Steve "Vanilla Man" Jones along with two of the three judges Paula "Touchdown" Abdul and Nicole "Teardrops" Scherzinger.
Read full storyCameron haunted by 'It's Not Like We're Brothers!' jibe about Nick Clegg
London - Secret DNA-harvesting sensors installed in House of Commons urinals have finally registered their biggest hit. Months of meticulous 'taking the piss' have thrown up new data on Nick Clegg's bloodlines, first flagged up as suspicious follo...
Read full storyMitt Romney Admits That His Father Was Born In Mexico - Donald Trump Wants To See His Birth Certificate
GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Mitt Romney's presidential campaign tour "Old Mittens Covers America" pulled into Green River. The town was made famous by Creedence Clearwater Revival back in 1969, when lead singer John Fogerty sang the hit song "Green Riv...
Read full storyKKK Supports Kamala Harris in 2020
The current Grand Wizard's of the Klu Klux Klan Forrest Wayne Rattliff, Jed Jordan, and Ryan Hanson, and Taylor Woodson Murphy have voiced their support of Kamala Harris in 2020. In a statement prepared today, KKK Grand Wizard Forrest Wayne Ratlif...
Read full storySpider-Man Ousted from NYC Gym
To many, he's the amazing Spider-Man. But he's not that amazing to the owners of a gym on the upper East side of Manhattan. They had given him a temporary pass to use the gym facilities, but they're not pleased with his behavior. They've confirmed what was only a rumor: that they've turned down Spidey for permanent membership. These are the reasons they gave: -- Spider-Man refuses to us...
Read full story"Zombie" Virus Could Have Come From Nigeria
The American CDC (Center for Disease Control) and Homeland Security are denying unconfirmed reports that the so called "Zombie" virus that has now affected well over 300 people in North America may have originated in Nigeria and that a Nigerian natio...
Read full storyNew "Zombie" Like Disease Spreading Across North America
The American CDC (Center for Disease Control) and Homeland Security have issued "cautionary" warnings regarding a new blood borne virus that may have infected a "minute" number of people across pockets of the United States. Symptoms of the virus i...
Read full storyNATO on High Alert As UFO's Buzz More Turkish Jets. Syria Claim Aliens Attempting To Spark Nuclear War
A spokeswoman says NATO's governing body will meet Tuesday to discuss the Alien downing of a Turkish plane in Syrian airspace and suspicions that maybe a UFO was not responsible for the attack, a clear act of war, but maybe the Syrian's themselves.
Read full storyNFL Investigating Gaga's Concussion; Madonna Suspected
New York City - The National Football League's Special Task Force on Head Injuries has begun a formal investigation of a recent onstage incident involving Lady Gaga, a metal pipe and a concussion. Gaga suffered the concussion earlier this week dur...
Read full storyHarry and William sang different words to God Save the Queen at the Diamond Jubilee
Prince Harry and Prince William did not sing the traditional words to the National Anthem during the Diamond Jubilee finale. Expert Lip readers were brought in to attempt to work out what they were singing. "We think they were singing something ab...
Read full storyCharlie Sheen to Play Yet another Character Called "Charlie"...How Quirky
The seemingly never flushing turd that is Charlie Sheen will once again invade American TV with yet another sitcom in which he plays a character called Charlie. Sheen, who is a bit like that fly you cannot swat, the annoying Auntie who visits all...
Read full storyResearch Reveals That Fish DO Sweat
Researchers at Titchfield College Of Perspiration today revealed that fish actually do sweat, and that the reason why nobody ever noticed previously is that the little beads of perspiration are quickly diluted by the surrounding watery environment.
Read full storyDancing With The Stars' Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says The Alluringly Sexy Peta Murgatroyd Has Quick-Stepped Into His Heart
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - This year's winning couple on Dancing With The Stars was Green Bay Packers wide receiver Donald Driver and professional Australian dancer Peta Murgatroyd. The talented football player showed the nation that not only can he...
Read full storyBill Maher Becomes Part Owner of The New York Mets - Receives 9,000 Phone Calls Asking For Free Tickets
NEW YORK CITY - Bill Maher is an observational sociopolitical commentator, which in English 101, means that he bitterly makes remarks about politics and the big boys and girls who participate in the quasi-dysfunctional p world (political). Maher p...
Read full storyPrince Philip Says: "I'm Not Going To The Bloody Sodding Royal Pageant On The Buggering Thames In No Barge And That's That!"
Following Prince Philip's Friday night "Stuff the ruddy buggering Diamond Jubilee!" tirade, Buckingham Palace staff were forced to flee the building again on Saturday evening, when the Prince flatly refused to go on a glorified barge in the Great Jub...
Read full storyThird Mayan stone inscription says 'Sorry for the f**k-up, soothsayers OD'd on peyote!"
La Corona, Guatemala - The Mayan end-of-daze Calendar has been finally outed as total crap after archaeologists found a turd - er...third! - vital clue in some ancient masonry. Newly discovered tablets from a Guatemalan apothecary's cave poo-poo t...
Read full storyPoor Decision In Pacquio Bradley Bout Reignites Calls For Fights To Be Decided by "Last Man Standing' Only Rule
Timothy Bradley shook the boxing world after a stunning split decision against Manny Pacquiao to win the WBO welterweight title. Unfortunately Pacquiao appeared to dominate Bradley during the fight at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas on Saturday night,...
Read full storySigns you are about to be attacked by a drone
These days, the air is filled with drones, buzzing about in search of their assigned targets. The obvious question is, how can you tell when there is a drone with your name in it? After doing extensive research on this topic, I have a prepared a list of the ten most reliable indicators that you may be about to be stung by a drone: 1. You get a lot of calls from "pdr2". 2. You hear mosqui...
Read full storyPorn Film Industry Searching for New Actors / Actresses.
Remember back in the day when you hid your "stag" films from your mom and dad? How about going to those bachelor parties and watching curvaceous babes popping out of cakes or stripping for the groom-to-be? Those were the good old days but guess what...
Read full storyJoan Rivers Says That Lindsay Lohan Needs To Get Into Rehab Soon Before She Totally Implodes!
NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers traveled back to her beloved New York City to spend some time with some old friends and to visit her $50 million. The undisputed "Queen of Mean" talked with Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Illustrated Revue and said...
Read full storyBeyonce Agrees To Appear In A Sexy Swimsuit Calendar To Benefit The Retired Pole Dancers of America
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce has lost all of her baby weight and then some. Even Kim Kardashian's boyfriend Kanye West mentioned that the new mama looks as fine as kiwi wine. Beyonce, was recently informed by YoDelle Denzel St. Bling, with Afro Sheen...
Read full storyPrince William To Lose His Teeth Due To Rare Condition - Wife Kate's Could Soon Follow!
On the advice of royal physicians Prince William is to have all of his teeth extracted. Unlike normal people William's teeth have never stopped growing though up until just a few weeks ago there rate of growth had remained more or less steady. Most o...
Read full storyArizona Immediately Bans All Green Lantern Bobblehead Dolls After The Super Hero Announces He's Gay
PHOENIX - In a move that has surprised many fans of The Green Lantern, the state of Arizona has banned the sale of all Green Lantern Bobblehead Dolls. According to Taffeta Kixx with the iRumors News Agency, Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has just sig...
Read full storyBeauty Contest Between Republican and Democrat Women
South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley and Alaska Governor Sara Palin have teamed up and issued a challenge for a beauty contest amongst Democrat and Republican Women. Contestants will vie for a coveted position in politics for their respective part...
Read full storyRosie O'Donnell Gets Extremely Offended At The Sex-Change Insinuation
OGALLALA, Nebraska - Rosie O'Donnell was in Ogallala where she was the grand marshal of The Annual Corn Cob Festival and Parade. She was having breakfast at a local Flat As A Pancake Pancake House with two of the town council members Flora Mimosa...
Read full storyPresident Obama Has Decided To Make Mexico The USA's 51st State
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama and Vice-President Biden were recently sitting out in the White House Rose Garden discussing ways of attracting more voters. The vice-president had suggested that a great way to get millions of voters would be fo...
Read full storyOprah to sell off sofa that Tom Cruise jumped on
Following the news that Katie Holmes has filed for divorce from actor husband Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey has used the news to advertise her Sunday morning Hollywood garage sale. Writing on Twitter, Pinterest, Facebook and Craiglist the entrepreneur...
Read full story'Department of Common Sense' Would Rescue America
Washington DC -- A group of activists, academics and other concerned citizens is calling for the creation of a cabinet-level "Department of Common Sense" to improve the quality of decision-making in the nation's capital. "America is in near crisis...
Read full storyLeBron James Promises That The Miami Heat Will Win The NBA Championship Against The Oklahoma City Thunder Or He'll Donate $2 Million To The State of Oklahoma
MIAMI - LeBron James told Tango Brisket of Sports Territory Magazine that since defeating the Boston Celtics in game seven of the NBA's Eastern Conference Finals his size 16 shoes have not touched the ground. He said that he has only managed to sl...
Read full storyA U.S. Mailman In Wyoming Explains Why He Will Never Ever Be Attacked By A Dog
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - Wyatt Blatzenfeller has been a postal carrier for the Cheyenne Post Office since 1972, a total of 40 years. He recently spoke to Anderson Cooper on Anderson Cooper 360 and told him that in that time he has never once been bitten by a dog or even been approached by a dog. He noted that he personally knows of 17 postmen who were bitten by a dog while delivering the mail.
Read full storyPresident Obama Warns Donald Trump To Drop The Birth Certificate Issue Or Risk Being Deported
PEACHTREE CITY, Georgia - President Obama was in Savannah speaking in the Peach Pit Auditorium before a gathering of the Retired Peach Pickers of Peachtree City. He told them that he was proud of the tremendous job that they had done and told them...
Read full storyPolitical Facebook - President Obama and Vice-President Joe Biden
POLITICAL FACEBOOK President Obama: Hey Joey you wanna get a burger later on this afternoon? 2:03 p.m. Vice-President Biden: Sounds good Barry, you buyin'? 2:07 p.m. President Obama: Does Donald Trump have the stupidest looking hairdo you have ever seen? 2:10 p.m. Vice-President Biden: Gotcha boss. Say I was wondering you aren't planning on making anymore sports remarks today are ya...
Read full storyHeidi Klum Divorce Battle Heats Up - Joins Canadian Hunters to Champion Seal Fur
The so called amicable split earlier this year between what was deemed Hollywood's most solid marriage has taken a turn for the worse. Heidi Klum has revealed the depth of her anger as she turned on her soon to be ex-husband and launched a damagi...
Read full storyBanks push for entitlement reform
Washington DC - Lobbyists around the capital are pushing the Congress to enact new legislation to curb what they see is an attitude of blatant entitlement. According to our source, Representative Crass Raftgay, banks want to put an end to entitl...
Read full storySarah Palin Says She Wants To One Day Run For President But Reveals The Reason Why She Can't
WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has written a book in which she talks about her future presidential aspirations. The book is titled How My Lack of Geographical Knowledge Sunk My Friggin Political Halibut Boat All To Hell. Palin co-authored the bo...
Read full storyRajon Rondo of The Boston Celtics Asks To Be Traded
BOSTON - The Revolutionary War town of Boston is still upset that its round ballers, the Boston Celtics got eliminated in the NBA Eastern Conference Championship series 4 games to 3. Dottie Bazooka, female reporter with Sports Balls Illustrated We...
Read full storyThe Four Suspended New Orleans Saints Players Blame "BountyGate" On President Obama
NEW ORLEANS - Two of the four suspended "BountyGate" players on the NFL New Orleans Saints team recently met for dinner at the luxurious Hotel Ooh La La on Bourbon Street. Linebacker Jonathan "Bam-Bam" Vilma, who received a one year suspension, di...
Read full storyJustin Bieber and Selena Gomez Buy 1% Interest In The World Champion Miami Heat
LOS ANGELES - One of America's happiest couples, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, has just become even happier. Bieber and Gomez have just been informed that their request to purchase 1% ownership in the recently crowned NBA champions the Miami Hea...
Read full storyBook Review: Fifty Shades of Shit!
I had the misfortune of being assigned by my book club to read E.L. James' "Fifty Shades of Grey", the British authors book originally penned as "Twighlight" fanfiction, then re-written, with original characters, making it a standalone piece. It is the first in a trilogy and, I know, I am late to the ball game here as it has been reviewed, praised and written about a thousand times, but not yet,...
Read full storyGlasgow Rangers apply to the Welsh Premier League
Demoted and disgraced former Scottish Premier League winners, Glasgow Rangers, have applied to join the Welsh Premier League after being told that the only Scottish League that would accept them, was the Hebrides Third Division. "It's no good," sa...
Read full storySweden 2 - 3 England "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!"
A crazy night and a "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!" game dragging the emotions of England from delight to despair and then finally to "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!" with a winning goal! Throughout the match the Swedish fans had been mocking of the E...
Read full storySimon Cowell Says If X-Factor Judges Britney Spears and Demi Lovato Don't Stop Fighting He'll Fire Them Both
LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell had just returned to his X-Factor office building after taking his brand new $1 million Veyron Bugatti for a spin up the Pacific Coast Highway to Oxnard. He was met by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight. The two ex...
Read full storyVerity Warbling-Trollblog Ordered To Dish The Dirt On Harry Styles And Justin Bieber
It's been revealed that SEN supremo, Buffty Ginslinger has ordered ace gossip reporter Verity Warbling-Trollblog to dish the dirt on Harry Styles out of One Direction and Canadian crooner, Justin Bieber. Insiders say that Ginslinger has been disap...
Read full storyLourdes Leon to study Anthropology at London's School of Oriental and African Studies
New York - The fifteen year-old daughter of Madonna and Carlos Manuel Leon has won a scholarship to study Social Anthropology at the prestigious University of London college. A phone call to the Ciccone family's Manhattan residence this weekend co...
Read full story"Prince Harry Not Remotely Interested In Cheryl Cole Or Katy Perry" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog
Following their appearance together on the Graham Norton Show, where Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry expressed a very public interest in the UK's most eligible bachelor boy, Prince Harry, by inviting him to 'call them,' - SEN's Verity Warbling Trollblog s...
Read full storyDavid Letterman Tells Justin Bieber He'll Pay To Have His Brand New Tattoo Removed
NEW YORK CITY - Many felt that talk show host David Letterman was a little too rough with one of his recent guests, Justin Bieber. Letterman noticed Justin's brand new "Believe" tattoo which he had just gotten on his left arm just below his bicep.
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Totals Her Porsche - California State Troopers Rule Out Cosmetics
SANTA MONICA - Lindsay Lohan is one very, very lucky young starlet after being involved in an accident on the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway) that totaled her black Porsche. According to California State Troopers Aaron Twixfellino and Hamilton Leno, n...
Read full storyVampires Mashup with Umpires for the Next TV Trend
Hollywood - Television is drawing new blood from the legends of Transylvania, combining vampires and umpires to create the next big viewing trend. "We knew the vampire concept was losing steam when retail sales of artificial fangs started drop...
Read full storyPresident Obama Plans To Legalize Marijuana Two Days Before The November Presidential Election
SAN FRANCISCO - President Obama visited The Golden Gate City of San Francisco where he spoke to a boisterous crowd at The Veni Vidi Vici Coliseum. The president told the crowd of 13,739, that he wants them to know that the future lies with today's...
Read full storyLady Gaga Addresses The Scandalous Rumors About Her and Heidi Montag
TARZANA, California - Lady Gaga was backstage relaxing after having performed to a sold-out crowd at The Gary Busey International Speedway. The New York City songstress was extremely overjoyed as she had received a total of four encores. She t...
Read full storyPope Launches 'Moses': New Holy-Tasking Tablet for Catholics
Vatican City - Dressed more like Steve Jobs than St. Steven, Pope Benedict XVI introduced the Catholic Church's answer to Apple's iPad today, devoting his audience in St. Peter's Square to the global launch of the Moses Multi-Task Tablet. "Anyone...
Read full storySusan Boyle In Violent Outburst Demolishes Scotland
In scenes straight out of the Marvel's Avengers Assemble, Susan Boyle in a fit of rage destroyed the nation of Scotland over the weekend, but luckily there were no fatalities. Following months of gruelling work, SuBo as she is known to her fans had b...
Read full storyU.S. Olympian Lolo Jones Sacrifices Virginity for Olympic Dream
Eugene, OR - Self-declared "virgin" and Olympic hurdler Lolo Jones was having a rough season. Four years after a stumble on the ninth hurdle cost her a gold medal at the Beijing games, Jones didn't seem to have even a remote shot at redemption. Enter...
Read full storyComputer virus eating faces on Facebook
Florida - Hot on the heels of apparent vampires eating peoples brains, a computer virus dubbed "Defacelika" is eating faces on Facebook. When the virus strikes, according to computer scientist Dr. Bunsard Unsticky, working to defeat the virus, i...
Read full storyJennifer Aniston Gets Quite A Shock Regarding Her Relationship With Justin Theroux
TARZANA, California - Jennifer Aniston recently attended a music concert featuring Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz. The concert was held at the newly opened Gary Busey International Speedway which is located on a tract of land that was once...
Read full storyCharlie Sheen Throws A Fit At The NHL Stanley Cup Finals in Los Angeles
LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the old Charlie Sheen has returned from the "Land of The Spaced Out" and has made an appearance at L.A.'s Staples Center. According to Fuchsia Garfunkel with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle Sheen had gone to th...
Read full storyNottingham Forest boy: "I made it all up!"
Nottingham - A feral 'Forest' boy who turned up at The Kop claiming he'd spent five wild years foraging for a living at the City Ground has been outed as a fraud. A news conference this morning saw police, social services and football groundsmen i...
Read full storyNew Yorkers Tired of Bending Over for 'Stop and Frisk'; Cops Suggest Alternatives
New York - The heat is on the "stop and frisk" powers of the NYPD. Heavy political pressure has prompted Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly to develop alternatives to a procedure that allows police to detain and search anyone, at any time, withou...
Read full storyRangers To Merge With QPR
In what is sure to be regarded as a radical step, Glasgow Rangers, the second-best football team in the whole of Scotland, are set to merge with the English Premier League side Queens Park Rangers. Rangers, the Scottish ones, are currently deeply...
Read full storyBrain Eating Virus Identified - Could Be Responsible For Cannibal/Zombie Attacks
The Center for Diseased Conditions in Atlanta Ga. announced early Thursday that a mutant strain of the dreaded KMA2 nerve virus - which renders individuals incapable of coherent thought, and likely to react violently to things like flies and grey shi...
Read full storyHarry Styles To Work On Ken Mither's Chips N Gravy Van At London Olympics
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