Written by El Presidente

Friday, 22 June 2012

The seemingly never flushing turd that is Charlie Sheen will once again invade American TV with yet another sitcom in which he plays a character called Charlie.

Sheen, who is a bit like that fly you cannot swat, the annoying Auntie who visits all the time who you wish wouldn't, the massive turd that will not flush and the zit that somehow always appears in the same place when you least need it, is back on TV.

This time Sheen (real name Carlos Estevez) will play Charlie Goodson in what is likely to be a very unfunny comedy "Anger Management," which is a sitcom version of the 2003 Jack Nicholson film, which was pretty crap, if I recall.

Sheen who really is a complete louse and not at all talented, insists that he always plays characters named Charlie...it is a very funny and very long running joke that just seems to go on and on and on...

Sheen claims he is sick of playing himself "I'm done playing a drunken, womanizing, immature character," said the drunken, womanizing, immature prick.

For the record Sheen has played Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men, Charlie Crawford in Spin City, Charles Manson in Different Strokes, Charlie Chaplain in Seinfeld, Charles II of France in Friends and most famously Chris in Platoon, in which he was 2nd in command of Charlie Section.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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