Dancing With The Stars' Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says The Alluringly Sexy Peta Murgatroyd Has Quick-Stepped Into His Heart

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Saturday, 2 June 2012


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A photo taken from the lobby of The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino. (Photo courtesy of Rico Chorizo).

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - This year's winning couple on Dancing With The Stars was Green Bay Packers wide receiver Donald Driver and professional Australian dancer Peta Murgatroyd.

The talented football player showed the nation that not only can he make some fancy moves and spins on the gridiron but he can also throw down some jive steps, paso doble kicks, samba spins, and Argentine tango kicks.

And after all of the streamers, confetti, ribbons, and memories had been swept off the ballroom floor, Donald Driver flew back home to Green Bay with his wife, kids, and the coveted Mirror Ball Championship Trophy.

Meanwhile Peta Murgatroyd, who earlier in the year stated that she had a huge crush on fellow dancer Maksim "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" Chmerkovskiy, flew down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with the man of her dreams.

The two were reportedly seen frolicking on the Cabo sand while playfully playing a game of leap frog.

British DWTS judge Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman had mentioned to Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk that he had a feeling that Maks and Peta were developing a bloomingly romantic relationship.

He noted that once after one particular show he caught Maksim in Peta's dressing room and he was helping her get out of her erotically sexy bikini costume.

An embarrassed Peta yelled out that there was an old pervert in her dressing room. Maksim quickly calmed her down by assuring her that the old pervert was simply Len Goodman without makeup, his toupee, and wearing a Ke$ha T-shirt.

It is no secret around the corridors of the reality dance show that Maksim has been totally smitten with Peta's smile, style, suaveness, and sexy sensuality.

Peta has made it known that she loves Maksim's grin, his manliness, and his love for alliteration.

The Ukrainian-born Chmerkovskiy stated, in an interview with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight, that Peta had quick stepped into his heart faster than David Crosby polishing off a Santa Monica Pier hot dog.

He went on to say that Miss Murgatroyd looks a lot like the 50s Tinsel Town sex goddess Marilyn Monroe.

He raised his eyebrows and added except that Petita can dance up one hell of a storm.

Maksin was once engaged to another DWTS dancer Karina "Vodka" Smirnoff, but that relationship soon ended due to the fact that the two Russian natives were just extremely volatile.

An inside DWTS source, who requested anonymity, revealed that the two would get into horrible arguments and they would literally turn the air purple with their Russian profanity.

Miss Chipotle cleared up the rumor that appeared in the super market tabloid Say What? that the two had once in a fit of rage angrily bitten each other on the wrist.

Maksim's brother Val, who also appears on the show, stated that he does not recall ever seeing his brother happier than he is now. Val smiled and added not even when Maks was six and their parents gave him a pet woodchuck for Christmas.

Val laughed and remarked that on several occasions when Maks is around the sensuously stunning Peta he has had to tell him to put his tongue back in his mouth.

Maksim and Peta are vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas where they are staying at the luxurious Puffy Taco Resort & Casino which is co-owned by American Idol's Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler.

Maksim is 32, Peta is 30, and Len Goodman is believed to be somewhere around 92.

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