Oprah to sell off sofa that Tom Cruise jumped on

Written by radiogagger

Saturday, 30 June 2012

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Buyer Collects

Following the news that Katie Holmes has filed for divorce from actor husband Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey has used the news to advertise her Sunday morning Hollywood garage sale.

Writing on Twitter, Pinterest, Facebook and Craiglist the entrepreneur said "Sofa for sale. One careful owner. Sadly guest once jumped up and down on it, damaging springs. Needs wash or dryclean. Good price - sofa King low! Buyer collects"

Rumours of a cashflow problem have dogged Oprah for months after her network released Rosie O'Donnell from her chat-show contract.

When Oprah interviewed Cruise about his relationship with Holmes back in 2005, the Scientologist jumped up and down to show how happy and in love he was with Holmes.

An insider told the sloof "If the sofa doesn't sell at the yard sale, the 'Big O' will list it on ebay instead"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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