Ford Transit Of Venus The Ultimate New Shagging Wagon?

Funny story: Ford Transit Of Venus The Ultimate New Shagging Wagon?

London - A new white van launched by General Motors has been named after an rare astrological aspect dominating the skies this week. The Ford Transit of Venus comes customised with a tiger-skin couch, blow-up waterbed, strobe lights, lava lamps an...

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Tensions backstage at Queen's Diamond Jubilee concert

Funny story: Tensions backstage at Queen's Diamond Jubilee concert

As Britain rocked last night to a spectacular super show for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee viewers were unaware of growing tensions backstage. It is understood that Sir Cliff Richard and Sir Elton John nearly came to blows over who would duet with s...

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Suck at pub quizzes? There's an app for that

Funny story: Suck at pub quizzes? There's an app for that

Combining technology from several different applelets, Alien Apps have cracked the problem of the pub quiz. "The starting point is Siri," said Mac Buck, editor of App World!. "Siri can work out what kind of question it is. I didn't know what a pub...

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Second Man With Zombie Like Virus Symptons Had Nigerian Connection

Funny story: Second Man With Zombie Like Virus Symptons Had Nigerian Connection

A man taken into custody by police in North Miami Beach who began growling at officers "like a rabid dog" and tried to bite an officer's hand while displaying super human strength was recently employed at Miami airport and was on duty the day the Nig...

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Scotland to be kicked out of UK

Scotland is to be ejected from the UK. In a totally unforeseen step, David Cameron has decided that Britain might do all right without Scotland after all. "The Scots have routinely expressed contempt for the rest of the UK, especially the English...

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Saddleworth County Show. Full report.

Funny story: Saddleworth County Show. Full report.

As usual the show was a great success, even though this years event was shrouded with some controversy. Before the show started the Lord Mayor of Saddleworth, Councillor Harold Battersby, unveiled a blue plaque at the home of former Uppermill res...

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"Zombie" Virus Could Have Come From Nigeria

Funny story: "Zombie" Virus Could Have Come From Nigeria

The American CDC (Center for Disease Control) and Homeland Security are denying unconfirmed reports that the so called "Zombie" virus that has now affected well over 300 people in North America may have originated in Nigeria and that a Nigerian natio...

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No more Dull moments in Boring!

Funny story: No more Dull moments in Boring!

The two towns Dull in Scotland and Boring in Oregon, US, are attempting to become twins and the whole process is so exciting that many of their occupants have actually been seen laughing and smiling. The residents of Dull, Perthshire, tend to be p...

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Berlusconi Confesses to "Merkel Fantasy"

Funny story: Berlusconi Confesses to "Merkel Fantasy"

He once confided to his minions that she is an "unfuckable lard-arse" but a more romantic side to former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi has been revealed in a forthcoming magazine article. Despite that much reported off the cuff insult,...

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Coffee Chain Takes Over Spain's Banks; Euro to Be Replaced with the Starbuck

Funny story: Coffee Chain Takes Over Spain's Banks; Euro to Be Replaced with the Starbuck

Madrid - The Starbucks Corporation has injected a shot of caffeine into the world's financial system, taking over Spain's devastated banking system so it can replace bank branches with Starbucks outlets. "Banks are not cool," said Dylan Prather, E...

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NFL Throws Red Flag and Ends Up with Replacement Referees

The NFL feels inferior to the inferior officiating we now see every day and every game in the MLB and NBA. We want to throw the red flag, but most umpire crews only see red if you complain. Execs and brains of pro football have decided to do some...

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Obama Loses Track of What He's Supposed to Believe, Actually Believes and Has Said He Believes

Funny story: Obama Loses Track of What He's Supposed to Believe, Actually Believes and Has Said He Believes

"Being president sounds glamorous," revealed a pensive Barack Obama during a rare private interview in the Oval Office yesterday, "but it's not all fun and games." Obama went on to express how difficult it has been for him to keep track of what he...

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Queen's Jubilee Hat Fashions Turn Edible

Funny story: Queen's Jubilee Hat Fashions Turn Edible

Never squandering an opportunity to compete against each other in the world of high fashion, several women from the extended Royal Family and other distinguished guests are wearing edible hats for the Queen's Jubilee. One daring creation was a pro...

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Chess player plays 600 games simultaneously, loses every one

David Jonber set a new world record for playing 600 games of chess simultaneously. He also broke the record for most games lost in a single day, all 600. "Wow" Jonber was quoted as saying, "What a thrill. This is especially exciting as I have o...

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Archaeologist down for the "Long Count"?

Funny story: Archaeologist down for the "Long Count"?

Xultun, Guatamala. The Mayans were very good at math. So much so that they could actually make corrections over time using statistical methods to calculate minutes, degrees, and seconds of an arc with a precision unmatched until the invention of the microchip. Dr. William Jupitero, chief archaeologist on the site, working with a grant from Arkham University (Massachusetts) has been arguing wi...

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'Damnfool Sun-Venus conjunction will kill the Old Girl' sees Philip coshed with chemical straightjacket

Funny story: 'Damnfool Sun-Venus conjunction will kill the Old Girl' sees Philip coshed with chemical straightjacket

London - Holed up in a grotty geriatric ward at London's King Edward Potatoes Clinic for Past-it Duffers the Duke of Edinburgh had a terrifying vision last night. Apparently someone told him that a once-in-a-lifetime Sun-Venus conjunction on Tuesd...

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New "Zombie" Like Disease Spreading Across North America

Funny story: New "Zombie" Like Disease Spreading Across North America

The American CDC (Center for Disease Control) and Homeland Security have issued "cautionary" warnings regarding a new blood borne virus that may have infected a "minute" number of people across pockets of the United States. Symptoms of the virus i...

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Twitter In Meltdown As First Extraterresterial Opens Account

Funny story: Twitter In Meltdown As First Extraterresterial Opens Account

We all know about Twitter and its popularity in celeb circles; attracting as it does accounts by A-Listers as diverse as Britney Spears and the Dalai Lama. But now in what's believed to be first for the micro blogging site, Garok, an extraterrestrial...

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Syria Marks Queen's Diamond Jubilee

Funny story: Syria Marks Queen's Diamond Jubilee

Syrian president Opposition-Basher al-Assad kicked off a huge round of Jubilee celebrations in his country this weekend. He explained: "Like all great dictators I was educated in London, so Britain has a special place in my heart. As an unelected...

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Euro 2012: Rio Ferdinand 'merked' by Roy Hodgson

Funny story: Euro 2012: Rio Ferdinand 'merked' by Roy Hodgson

New England boss Roy Hodgson today proved himself to be the joker in the pack when announcing that he had 'merked' Rio Ferdinand by not calling him up as a replacement for injured Gary Cahill. Cahill picked up a jaw injury in the 1-0 win over Belg...

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Doctor and Gambol accused of releasing a Summer Cold Virus

Funny story: Doctor and Gambol accused of releasing a Summer Cold Virus

Doctor and Gambol, the world's largest manufacturer of cold relief medicine, has been accused of genetically engineering a virus that can induce cold symptoms in people during the summer months. "It's not true," said Paul Proctor, head of marketin...

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Tittle to be dropped to save ink

Funny story: Tittle to be dropped to save ink

With a world shortage of magnesium looming, the printing industry is looking at ways of saving this crucial ingredient in ink. "Magnesium has very few uses," said Hugh Packard, head of ink at Kodak. "It's main use is in the manufacturer of ink jet...

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Merkel in name search for German Empire

Funny story: Merkel in name search for German Empire

BERLIN - Anonymous sources close to Merkel report that she is brow-beating her staff for the correct word to describe what she wants to call the "Even More Unified European Union". The penalty for being politically incorrect in word choice is un...

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Mayor of New York Bans any Sweet drink over an Ounce

Funny story: Mayor of New York Bans any Sweet drink over an Ounce

New York City Mayor, NeverBloomed, who in all honestly from the looks of him has never had a piece of trans fat pass his lips, more or less a really Super Duper Big Gullapi, has now put into law that no one shall have a really supery sugary wonderful...

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Mother of Defacelika virus author speaks

Funny story: Mother of Defacelika virus author speaks

MIAMI FL - Dr. Echeeks mother, Jane, finally agreed to talk to TheSpoof.com when we bribed her with a bottle of gin. The in-depth interview sheds some light into the life and times of Dr. Echeeks. AB: What was the first sign that your son was troubled? Jane: Well, he used to set ants on fire with a Fresnel lens. Then he would bend down and inhale the smoke. He kept doing this till he would...

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Simon Cowell Talks About New X-Factor Judges Britney Spears and Demi Lovato And He Reveals That He Is Considering Hiring Two Hosts

Funny story: Simon Cowell Talks About New X-Factor Judges Britney Spears and Demi Lovato And He Reveals That He Is Considering Hiring Two Hosts

HOLLYWOOD - It has been over four months since the infamous January X-Factor Massacre in which Simon Cowell fired X-Factor host Steve "Vanilla Man" Jones along with two of the three judges Paula "Touchdown" Abdul and Nicole "Teardrops" Scherzinger.

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Former NBA Star Called For Double-Dribbling Wife Off 30th Floor Balcony

Funny story: Former NBA Star Called For Double-Dribbling Wife Off 30th Floor Balcony

BILLINGSGATE POST - Alfreedo World-Atwar, former New York Knicks sixth-man, told police he inadvertently dribbled his wife off his high-rise apartment balcony during a playful game of one-on-one basketball this Memorial Day in Camden, New Jersey.

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Spelling Bee Winner prepares for life of ridicule

NATIONAL HARBOR, Md.- Snigdha Nandipati a 14-year-old of San Diego won the 85th Scripps National Spelling Bee on Thursday night when she correctly spelled the word "guetapens," which means a trap or ambush. Although Nandipati took home a $35,000...

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Alastair Campbell in Shock Return to Downing Street

Funny story: Alastair Campbell in Shock Return to Downing Street

Prime Minister David Cameron emerged blinking from his Downing Street bunker today accompanied by a scowling chancellor George Osborne and a smirking Alastair Campbell, Tony Blair's former press secretary. He announced that Mr. Campbell would be res...

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WTF - real news is so f'd up

Funny story: WTF - real news is so f'd up

A gay porn actor from Montreal, Luka Rocco Magnotta, is suspected in the killing of his acquaintance, videotaping and posting online the man's dismemberment and mailing the severed limbs to different locations in Ottawa, including to a political part...

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Holy War, Batman!

It was an inevitablility. In what has been described as the new 'Holy War', the unesteemed Reverend Fred (Fab Freddy) Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church has declared, through seemingly unscrupulous, yet devoutly Christian attorneys, a lawsuit agai...

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Beyonce Agrees To Appear In A Sexy Swimsuit Calendar To Benefit The Retired Pole Dancers of America

Funny story: Beyonce Agrees To Appear In A Sexy Swimsuit Calendar To Benefit The Retired Pole Dancers of America

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce has lost all of her baby weight and then some. Even Kim Kardashian's boyfriend Kanye West mentioned that the new mama looks as fine as kiwi wine. Beyonce, was recently informed by YoDelle Denzel St. Bling, with Afro Sheen...

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