Verity Warbling-Trollblog Ordered To Dish The Dirt On Harry Styles And Justin Bieber

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Tuesday, 12 June 2012

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Think This Is Nasty And Dirty And Sordid? You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet!

It's been revealed that SEN supremo, Buffty Ginslinger has ordered ace gossip reporter Verity Warbling-Trollblog to dish the dirt on Harry Styles out of One Direction and Canadian crooner, Justin Bieber.

Insiders say that Ginslinger has been disappointed by a couple of Ms Warbling-Trollblog's latest articles, which he considered to be 'lukewarm' and 'lacking bite.' According to sources, Ginslinger summoned Ms Warbling-Trollblog to his temporary office - a Brixton shebeen - and ordered her in no uncertain terms to up her game and get busy dishing the dirt.

The really controversial stuff.

Starting with Harry Styles out of 1D and pipsqueak Canadian crooner Justin Bieber.

"I'm sorry if I'm a little out of touch with a lot of the juiciest stuff going on in the UK right now, but I've been working Stateside for a few years, and I'm a little out of the UK loop," Ms Warbling-Trollblog wrote on her website. "It's true that I have been asked to get meaner with my reportage - and I will - it's just that it may take me a little while to get my bearings and dust off my contact list."

Buffty Ginslinger told reporters that the meeting with Ms Warbling-Trollblog had been a positive one, and that he was pretty confident that she would soon regain her unofficial title of 'The Duchess Of Nastiness.'

"She explained that she's been out of the loop recently, and I'm quite happy with that. She also explained that her contacts have given her some wonderful titbits already about Styles and Bieber. Such as what really happened between Styles and Caroline Flack, what Cheryl Cole actually said to Harry in the strictest confidence, and how Justin Bieber had a passionate and somewhat steamily torrid affair with an elderly woman in his native Canada. I'm absolutely confident that Verity will blow the roof and walls off all the showbiz hypocrisy. And you'll be able to read all the gory details here. Oh yes!"

More as we get it.

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