Pros and Cons: Pros and Cons

Pros: - Can easily compare an idea's good and bad points - Easy to understand and manage - Makes short, punchy subheadings Cons: - Uses a lot of brain power to work out - Bias may occur if only one person is writing it - Results may be inaccurate - No-one knows what pro and con stand for - No control group Overall the cons outweigh the pros for pros and cons. However, there is no...

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Wal-Mart Opens City-Store

Funny story: Wal-Mart Opens City-Store

WAL-MARTIA - Just outside of Chicago is a brand-new Wal-Mart. Wal-Martia, the latest expansion ever by the retail transnational, will cover 103 sq mi (270 sq. km), or roughly the size of Birmingham (UK) or the size of Queens in New York. "Wal-...

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Born to Spoof: the Finale: At World's End

Funny story: Born to Spoof: the Finale: At World's End

15 minutes until Annihilation. Limbo Being completely trapped in limbo space, with nothing but the rainbow haired vixen for company, didn't seem like that bad a deal on paper. Being trapped in a timeless region, of which I could never escape, whilst time collapsed around me, however, was something else entirely. "I'd say we have fifteen minutes of paradise left Masterchev," 3.5 nodded...

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Playboy Mogul Hugh Hefner Reveals Why Nude Photos of Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Dakota Fanning Do Not Exist

Funny story: Playboy Mogul Hugh Hefner Reveals Why Nude Photos of Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Dakota Fanning Do Not Exist

LOS ANGELES - One of the top news programs in America, Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that they have irrefutable evidence regarding so called nude photos of some of America's most popular young female singers. 3T's Papaya Ruckusgarden stated t...

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Texting can be extremely hazardous to your health or the health of others

Funny story: Texting can be extremely hazardous to your health or the health of others

A recent survey, conducted by students at Newgateshaven University, has brought students to conclude that "Texting can be extremely hazardous to your health." The students decided to carry out a survey of their own after reading about the shopper...

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Steven Tyler Agrees to Nude Shots in Playgirl

Funny story: Steven Tyler Agrees to Nude Shots in Playgirl

"American Idol" judge and former lead singer for Aerosmith has agreed to do a spread in Playgirl Magazine from reports out of Hollywood. "I'm enjoying myself on the show and don't think this offer will hurt the show. After all, I have nothing to h...

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Vatican officials declared ungrateful bastards by Italy's parliament

Funny story: Vatican officials declared ungrateful bastards by Italy's parliament

Top Vatican officials are condemning Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi because of allegations that Berlusconi had sex with human females, even though Berlusconi has been the Vatican's strongest supporter and has never condemned the Catholic C...

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New House Leader May Dress as 'Where's Waldo' Character for State of the Union Speech

Funny story: New House Leader May Dress as 'Where's Waldo' Character for State of the Union Speech

John Boehner, the new Leader of the House of Representatives, has said that he may dress as the beloved Waldo character from the "Where in the World is Waldo' children's books fame. An aide to Leader Boehner said that the final decision will rest wit...

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Red Faces at the home office as police admit face-theft

Funny story: Red Faces at the home office as police admit face-theft

A shocking report released by the Home Office today reveals the extent at which the police have become targets of a foreign gang, specializing in stealing people's faces. The gang, believed to be from somewhere in the Balkans, have been linked to a recent spate of distraction robberies, in which Officers have had their faces stolen whilst attending calls. An unnamed secret service agent agr...

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Selena Gomez Sits in Justin Bieber's Lap

Funny story: Selena Gomez Sits in Justin Bieber's Lap

Although there has been no lap dancing that has been photographed, at least a dozen shots of Selena Gomez sitting in singer Justin Bieber's lap have just been released in a major tabloid. Earlier pics had showed Justin sitting in Selena's lap as f...

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Piers Morgan Interviews Himself and Discovers How Incredibly Interesting and Inciteful He Is

Funny story: Piers Morgan Interviews Himself and Discovers How Incredibly Interesting and Inciteful He Is

Piers Morgan may be a stupid twat but that hasn't stopped some downright ignorant fucks from trying to whore themselves on his new telly show. But Morgan's ego is so massive that he has told them to wait politely in a queue while he instead devote...

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Cure for the Red Rings of Death

Funny story: Cure for the Red Rings of Death

Scientists at the University of Technology have just announced a cure for one of our most feared diseases that have been plaguing our consoles for years,the Red Rings of Death. Becoming a official disease by the Medical Council of Decieses in 200...

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More Sundances With Wolves In Sheep's Clothing: Festival Dispatches Part 3

Funny story: More Sundances With Wolves In Sheep's Clothing: Festival Dispatches Part 3

PARK CITY, UTAH - Meanwhile, back in the states. Or, at least this here current state of like-mind, where a seemingly endless loop of films are still being run, seen, and talked about continually, whether anyone actually understands them, or not. In other words, it's all a matter of potential, baby. And/or, what and who is gonna be flying high by the seat of some (hopefully) big money guy's...

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An Anchorage Pedicurist Is Alleged To Have Massaged Todd Palin's Alaskan Salmon

Funny story: An Anchorage Pedicurist Is Alleged To Have Massaged Todd Palin's Alaskan Salmon

WASILLA, Alaska - Reports coming out of the "Iceberg" state are still somewhat sketchy but it appears that a reliable, unnamed, unknown, and unpaid source has revealed that she has heard that Mr. Sarah Palin, aka Todd Palin may have received an illeg...

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Sarah Palin Discloses She Thinks Kate Gosselin Secretly Took Naked Photos Of Her

Funny story: Sarah Palin Discloses She Thinks Kate Gosselin Secretly Took Naked Photos Of Her

DES MOINES, Iowa - Sarah Palin was making a speech to a crowd gathered in the parking lot of a Jack-in-The-Box Restaurant when she was asked about the reported nude photos of her that are appearing on the Internet. Palin blushed and turned as red...

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KFC in Nuneaton, UK, have proof that their chicken is real chicken, watch You Tube!

Funny story: KFC in Nuneaton, UK, have proof that their chicken is real chicken, watch You Tube!

Kentucky Fried Chicken have often been accused of serving reconstituted chicken in the their nuggets instead of real chicken. So a branch in Nuneaton, UK came up with a clever idea of having live chickens run around their place. They asked the loc...

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Camden Loses 200 Police, Afraid Drug Lords Will Take Over Like in Mexico!

Funny story: Camden Loses 200 Police, Afraid Drug Lords Will Take Over Like in Mexico!

Camden, New Jersey has had to lay off about half of it's police force due to budget cuts while citizens fear to go out. Also, a good part of the fire fighters were also laid off. "After that vote yesterday where the judge said that he would not...

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Aung San Suu Kyi Joins TheSpoof.com

Funny story: Aung San Suu Kyi Joins TheSpoof.com

Burma's pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi has obtained internet access two months after she was freed from years of house arrest, and has decided to sign up for membership of satirical news website, TheSpoof.com. Technicians set up wireless br...

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Hawking Set For Indy 500

Funny story: Hawking Set For Indy 500

Car fanatic Stephen Hawking is entering this years Indeanapolis 500 race.The world famous race, where racers tear around a racetrack for 500 laps has become a classic and is watched by fans all over the world. It's a high speed thrills and spills...

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Resignation Shocks

Funny story: Resignation Shocks

Alan Johnson has resigned over the Police Constable who is rumoured to had all night lie ins with lonely Mrs Johnson when her husband was at all night sittings. As if this wasn't shock enough Andy Coulson has resigned as Director of Communcations...

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Padraig Harrington Is A Bloody Cheat!

Funny story: Padraig Harrington Is A Bloody Cheat!

Unsportsmanlike behaviour of any kind is unpalatable and against the spirit of sport itself, but this is particularly so when it is carried out by a professional sportsman, as it was yesterday by world number 26-ranked golfer, Ireland's Padraig Harri...

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Larry King Bombshell: "My Replacement Piers Morgan Ain't Gonna Last!"

Funny story: Larry King Bombshell: "My Replacement Piers Morgan Ain't Gonna Last!"

BEVERLY HILLS - Larry King, who was the "King of Talk Shows" proclaimed from his Beverly Hills mansion that the man who replaced him at CNN is not going to last. King speaking with Putty Boxbrick, a reporter for The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle (...

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New EEC law may curb inventors' "Eureka!" shout

Funny story: New EEC law may curb inventors' "Eureka!" shout

There is trouble brewing at a host of inventors premises throughout the UK and the rest of Europe following a directive by the expense claimers, er, Eurocrats of Brussels, The Hague, Luxembourg and parts of Cleethorpes (closed Wednesdays). Profess...

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Barry George Bush: "Vincent Tabak Is Innocent, OK?"

Funny story: Barry George Bush: "Vincent Tabak Is Innocent, OK?"

London - (Big Bang Theories): The man who didn't kill Jill Dando said today it could all be a terrible mistake. George, 69, was banged up for nearly eight years at Her Maj's Pleasure before being acquitted on Appeal. Speaking to pals at the Gow...

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Shakira's 2011 Nude Calendar Is Selling Like Colombian Hot Cakes!

Funny story: Shakira's 2011 Nude Calendar Is Selling Like Colombian Hot Cakes!

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - The Colombian firecracker Shakira had just finished performing before a sell out crowd at Green Bays' Box of Snow Balls Auditorium when she received the good news. She was informed by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Papaya Ruckusgar...

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Jean-Charles de Menezes-style police patrols for 2012 Olympics tube

Funny story: Jean-Charles de Menezes-style police patrols for 2012 Olympics tube

London - (Big Bang Theories): Elite gun units will patrol London's underground network in the run up to the Olympics London Mayor Boris Johnson said today. The new undercover squad will prowl the tube network amid increasing fears of terror attack...

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Sex Tales On Country Trail Embarrass Council Chiefs

Funny story: Sex Tales On Country Trail Embarrass Council Chiefs

Red-faced county officials in Wales have been caught out by the sexual exploits of visitors to a well-known beauty spot The Rhyl Marine Lake has been granted funding which will allow for a new nature and heritage trail. In a bid to involve the...

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Somali Pirate Seamen Rendered Impotent

Funny story: Somali Pirate Seamen Rendered Impotent

Following another failed penetration of a wide bottomed South Korean tanker, Somali pirates were withdrawn from the tanker at the point of the breach and rendered harmless by South Korean forces. "Thankfully they were not fully prepared for the en...

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Betty Kitten daughter of Jonathan Ross in alleged clam jam party ruckus

Funny story: Betty Kitten daughter of Jonathan Ross in alleged clam jam party ruckus

Betty Kitten, the daughter of Jonathan Ross who recently fell out of the closet, has allegedly been cautioned by the police after holding a lesbian party at her house. The party was alleged to taken place last Saturday evening at the home of Ross...

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Google No Longer Full of Schmidt

Funny story: Google No Longer Full of Schmidt

Eric Schmidt has announced that he will step aside as CEO of Google in order to hand the reigns back to original founder and brainchild of the search engine, Larry Page. Though originally a partnership between creators and visionaries Larry Page a...

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Are Sarah Palin & Hubby Splitting Up?

Funny story: Are Sarah Palin & Hubby Splitting Up?

According to a national tabloid and to some reports back in 2008 and 2009, the marriage of the former VP candidate, Sarah Palin, may be very shaky this morning. The latest reports say that Sarah Palin's husband, Todd, has been caught up in a sex s...

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Vincent Tabak denies visit to MI6 cryptographer Williams

Funny story: Vincent Tabak denies visit to MI6 cryptographer Williams

Bristol - (Smoke 'N' Mirrors): The top suspect in the Joanna Yeates murder probe has denied being one of the 'Mediterranean-looking' visitors to RIP'd MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams. The new line of questioning comes amid red top reports descr...

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President Obama Hosts Chinese Premiere

Funny story: President Obama Hosts Chinese Premiere

Washington DC - President Barack Obama hosted the Chinese Communist leader, party Premiere Hu Jintao to an official state meeting yesterday. Observers from both the Democratic and Republican parties agreed that the US President may have set an overly...

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Taylor Lautner: Justin Bieber is a Spoiled Brat!

Funny story: Taylor Lautner: Justin Bieber is a Spoiled Brat!

"The kid has talent but he needs to grow up!" Actor Taylor Lautner told our reporter and a few others yesterday that he thinks that Justin Bieber acts more like a ten year old and that he thinks he's a spoiled brat. "This has nothing to do with...

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A 'great day to bury bad news' as Andy Coulson bites the bullet

Funny story: A 'great day to bury bad news' as Andy Coulson bites the bullet

London - (Snoopers): Conditions were today described as ideal given media saturation coverage of the Jo Yeates murder probe and Tony Blair's Iraq War posturings. Shadow Chancellor Alan Johnson's wife's extramarital shaggings also rather helped def...

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Get Balls and Blair off the front pages roars Cameron

Funny story: Get Balls and Blair off the front pages roars Cameron

An enraged Call me Dave, allegedly, summoned a meeting of the wise and wonderful of his Tory Party cohorts last night. The meeting, apparently lasted through the night, and, has resulted in the resignation of Andy Coulson, Tory Director of Spin and M...

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Congress Asked Obama, "Hu" is the President of China?

When the president of China, Hu, had dinner at the White House, a confused Congress asked President Obama who is the president of China. An exasperated Obama answered," Hu" To which an equally exasperated John Boehner replied: "Exactly, that is what we want to know. Who is the president of China? It seems that no one knows. Just check out the press, they asked who all over the place.

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Iraq War 'inevitable' after protection cops confiscated gun from Cherie handbag, Chilcot Inquiry told

Funny story: Iraq War 'inevitable' after protection cops confiscated gun from Cherie handbag, Chilcot Inquiry told

London - (Pants-On-Fire): Diplomatic Protection Racket cops had seized the Smith & Wesson 9mm semi-automatic, a silencer and multiple rounds of ammo from Mrs Blair's mock-crock holdall, the Iraq War probe has heard. The confiscation meant that...

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Piers Morgan On Oprah? "Hey, I'll Screw Anybody Who's Willing to Come on the Show!"

Journalistic Whore Piers Morgan, recently expelled from his home country, made his debut on US television replacing Larry King, and promptly showed why even his mates were sick of him! His debut featured TV diva Oprah Winfrey, the incredible sha...

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Olympic Flame to be extinguished, say green campaigners

Funny story: Olympic Flame to be extinguished, say green campaigners

The Olympic Flame is to be extinguished to help save the planet following a campaign by eco charity GreenPolice. The announcement follows a year-long campaign by the pressure group to force the International Olympic Committee to face up to its glo...

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Man abandons imaginary kingdom report made up

Funny story: Man abandons imaginary kingdom report made up

Reporting Scandal Exposed - A recent report published in an imaginary newspaper about an imaginary man who abandoned his imaginary Kingdom has proven to be completely imaginary. Media Experts believe the entire story is the figment of an imaginary jo...

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Crimewatch UK Update

Funny story: Crimewatch UK Update

Crimewatch UK Update MOST WANTED: Name: Cameron David William Donald. (Also known as Twinkle, Spoon-in-the-mouth, and The Poseur. Offence/s: Endangering the 61,113,205 population of the UK, by scrapping the Nimrod Surveillance Planes, thus leaving them open to terrorist attack by removing the tools to monitor known terrorists air-wave activity. Threatening the 2.5m officially (4.1...

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Manchester City and Manchester United to merge

Funny story: Manchester City and Manchester United to merge

Manchester City owner Sheikh Mansour announced today that he has bought Manchester United from the Glaziers. For many months the Manchester United supporters have been wearing green scarves to complain about the Glaziers takeover involving their £...

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Black Swan Effect: Little Madams' Tantrums Get Psychotic

Funny story: Black Swan Effect: Little Madams' Tantrums Get Psychotic

Tutu-clad little darlings around the world are adding a sinister edge to their tantrums after seeing Oscar-tipped ballet movie, Black Swan. In the film, Natalie Portman plays a ballerina who becomes obsessed with perfection and dancing the Black S...

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Obama Thanks Chinese for Gunpowder

Funny story: Obama Thanks Chinese for Gunpowder

At a January 19th meeting in the Oval Office with Chinese president Hu Jintao, Barack Obama expressed his gratitude to the Chinese people for their 9th century invention of gunpowder, without which, he said, the American way of life would not be poss...

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Lady Gaga To Star In A Nude Musical With Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron

Funny story: Lady Gaga To Star In A Nude Musical With Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that Lady Gaga has just announced that she will be appearing in the Salvo Classacotti film The Nude Singing Zombies of Pomona. The Cripple Creek Motion Picture film will also star two of the...

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Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Denies The Rumors That She Has The Name 'Mark Ballas' Tattooed On Her Left Butt Cheek

Funny story: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Denies The Rumors That She Has The Name 'Mark Ballas' Tattooed On Her Left Butt Cheek

MARICOPA, Arizona - A very personal rumor filtering out of California has got Bristol "The Pistol" Palin so upset that she confided to her neighbor that she wishes she was back in Alaska so that she could go out in her backyard and shoot a damn moose...

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Taylor Swift Reveals A Very Intimate Secret About Herself

Funny story: Taylor Swift Reveals A Very Intimate Secret About Herself

SAN ANTONIO - Taylor Swift was in San Antonio taking a tour of the famous Alamo when she was approached by a reporter for the national news program Bedroom Pillow Talk. The reporter Metzenbaum Kassenbaum had previously been the first reporter to b...

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The Spoof Group Multi-Million Takeover Bid

Funny story: The Spoof Group Multi-Million Takeover Bid

Shares in the pretend newsgroup The Spoof rocketed to an all time high today amidst rumour of a proposed taker over by media giants StrandNews Ltd, owners of highbrow British daily papers like The Sun, The Star and The mirror. Although acknowledg...

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IBM Computer Watson, Florida Virtual Classrooms Ignite 'Virtual' Craze

Funny story: IBM Computer Watson, Florida Virtual Classrooms Ignite 'Virtual' Craze

Yep, everybody's doin' it. Going virtual, that is. There's the IBM computer, Watson, that beat out two former champs (real, not virtual) in a trial run of a "Jeopardy" competition. Then there are some Florida classrooms populated by computers,...

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Miley Cyrus Loves Spankings, Says Liam Hemsworth

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Loves Spankings, Says Liam Hemsworth

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's on again, off again relationship is apparently off again as Hemsworth told reporters in Australia yesterday. "I'm finally through with that part of my life. I admit that Miley wore me out. I have a career to think...

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Study Finds America is Second Most Violent Country

Funny story: Study Finds America is Second Most Violent Country

Washington, D.C. - America has fallen behind. No, not in education, healthcare or quality of life. The US is now the second most violent country in the world. So, who is the most violent? The answer is a bit surprising. Would you believe Luxembo...

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