Written by Proffitt

Friday, 21 January 2011

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Room for a Lesbianaught?

Betty Kitten, the daughter of Jonathan Ross who recently fell out of the closet, has allegedly been cautioned by the police after holding a lesbian party at her house.

The party was alleged to taken place last Saturday evening at the home of Ross leading to a number of complaints from neighbours. One neighbour a Mr Smith said: 'There was dykes all over the place, pettin in the street. One of em flicked the finger at me when I asked her to play up her own end.'

One girl who attended the alleged party and wished to remain nameless said: 'We just played a few games like lesbian chicken, ate lesbian fish fry and tried on lesbian lingerie. It's not like it was a lesbian spankathon or anything other than just good fun.'

Betty Kitten has apparently apologised to her Father Ross who after accepting her apology is now said to paying for Betty to attend flight school at Cape Canaveral. Apparently Betty wants to be the first lesbianaught in space.

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Topics: Jonathan Ross

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