Written by queen mudder

Friday, 21 January 2011

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George looks a teensy bit like this guy

London - (Big Bang Theories): The man who didn't kill Jill Dando said today it could all be a terrible mistake.

George, 69, was banged up for nearly eight years at Her Maj's Pleasure before being acquitted on Appeal.

Speaking to pals at the Gowan Avenue Greasy Spoon & Deli-Diner George also sympathised with Bristol 'Pillar of Society' Chris Jefferies, currently out on police bail.

"F****** c**** s****** me over, where's me f****** compensation check?"

The possibility of a 'Blonds' Hitman' stalking Britain were quickly dismissed by the police today who stressed each case is always different.

Officially Jill Dando's killing remains unsolved but hundreds of suspicious foreign hitmens are still the focus of police operations.

The officer whose probe led to George's jailing was recently in the news following the award of the prestigeous Queen's Police Medal.

Det Supt Arfur Branecell will receive his gong on April 1st.

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