10,000 complaints for "dodgy advert"

Funny story: 10,000 complaints for "dodgy advert"

British citizens were in uproar last night following a showing of the "Confused.com" advert at 4pm. The advert, which depicts an animated woman singing "Somebody to Love", sparks the complaints as the woman appeared to pull a microphone from her v...

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Seven Year Old Detonates Bomb at Cookie Sale: Cookies Destroyed, People Get Killed Too

A seven year old Dallas, Texas Brownie was arrested and charged with committing an act of terrorism after detonating a bomb that was given to her by the FBI at a cookie sale. The detonation destroyed hundreds of boxes of cookies as well as computers...

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Arkansas bird deaths ruled mass suicide

Funny story: Arkansas bird deaths ruled mass suicide

The recent death of thousands of birds in Arkansas shortly before midnight on New Year's Eve has been ruled a mass suicide. The birds were members of a little known avian doomsday cult known as Heaven's Roost. Not a great deal is known about the...

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Humans Banned From Doing Stuff, Lowers Crime Rate to 0%

Funny story: Humans Banned From Doing Stuff, Lowers Crime Rate to 0%

NEW YORK - At the United Nation Conference on Crime, socialogists, psychologists, geographers, and all other manner of doctorate and professors decided how to lower crime. They first, came to the conclusion that crime is solely caused by humans.

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Lousy Right-Wingers Mistake Shooting as 'Sign from Lord'

TUSCON, AZ - After one child was killed and Democrat Gabrielle Giffords was hospitalised during a shooting, many conservatives are saying it is a sign from God. "Lookie here," said one, "I was doing my sister when I heard the good news! First this...

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Last week's ex-Bush aide landfill stiff trumped by Saturday shooting of US Congresswoman

Funny story: Last week's ex-Bush aide landfill stiff trumped by Saturday shooting of US Congresswoman

Tucson, Arizona - (Big Bang Theory): Gabrielle Giffords had appeared on a Sarah Palin target map using gun sights to identify 20 House Democrats backing the new health care law. Her shooting today outside a Tucson grocery store was not of the trad...

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The Ex-Homeless Man, Ted "The Velvet Voice" Williams Has Been Asked To Be A Contestant On 'Dancing With The Stars'

Funny story: The Ex-Homeless Man, Ted "The Velvet Voice" Williams Has Been Asked To Be A Contestant On 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that a producer for Dancing With The Stars has approached Ted Williams about becoming a contestant on the next edition of the dancing reality show. DWTS producer Bernadette Penderlicki told T4...

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Even More Letters To The Editor

Funny story: Even More Letters To The Editor

Dear Sir, I always enjoy your magazine, it is so full of good advice and information. So I am sure some of your readers may help me perhaps. What it is, is, I am looking for any advice, experiences, and so on, of your readers, who might know anything about "what to do with string". Seemingly I have acquired, over the years, a good many pieces of string of all types. My friend, Dilys, who...

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Bollywood sizzles as stars walk the red carpet and half-Brit mirch Kat[rina] Kaif dethrones aging thandai Aishwarya Rai

Funny story: Bollywood sizzles as stars walk the red carpet and half-Brit mirch Kat[rina] Kaif dethrones aging thandai Aishwarya Rai

Bollywoodtown, Mumbai: This city of 14 million had all the right amount of hot-mirch and sizzle as the 17th Screen Awards ceremony (Mumbai's equivalent of the Oscars) brought some 6-million Scoville unit garam-masala heat to an otherwise chilly nigh...

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The problem of reading Terms & Conditions

Funny story: The problem of reading Terms & Conditions

This is getting ridiculous... every time that I load a new piece of software onto my computer, I have to plough through reams of small print. Most of it is written in legal jargon, which I suppose, is intentional to cover the various websites that we use! For my convenience, I usually print out the terms and conditions for each site by cutting and pasting them into a Word document and increasin...

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Romanian Cheeky Girl Rumbled

Funny story: Romanian Cheeky Girl Rumbled

It is reported that a former girlfriend of ex MP, Lembit Opik, has been cautioned by police on a suspected case of shoplifting. Cheeky Girl, Gabriela Irimia left a superstore in Wilmslow, Cheshire without paying for her shopping. Gabriela first...

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The Sh*t Song

Funny story: The Sh*t Song

THE SH*T SONG (Sing to in whatever melody you like, in whatever key you like, as often as you like) The world is your oyster The world is your cake It's your place to roister that it's all there for you to take. You've learned a secret philosophy used the world over by politicos, priests and cops if you want to stay on top you can throw away philanthropy. There's a tool of control th...

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Poodles Dropping Like Flies in France

Funny story: Poodles Dropping Like Flies in France

First it was fishes, then it was birds, now it's poodles. Thousands of standard poodles are dropping like flies in France. While miniature, tea cup, toy and other varieties of poodles seem to be thriving in France and other parts of the world, the st...

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Iran Enriching Uranium for Virgin Erectile Dysfunction Medication

The head of Iran's Nuclear Energy Program Ali Akbar Salehi said today that Iran is now capable of making its own nuclear fuel rods. Baby! In an exclusive interview the foreign minister of Iran Ali Akbar Salehi, (the brother of Tareq Salahi and the...

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Born to Spoof: Chapter Fourteen: The Life and Death of Mark Lowton

Funny story: Born to Spoof: Chapter Fourteen: The Life and Death of Mark Lowton

"I bloody hope that's not innuendo," I remarked wryly, watching as #3 and her quartet of clones entered our cell. Jean La Fete was the first to approach the woman who held his heart in her palm. "Honey, why do we keep fighting like this?" he muttered sadly. "I can change my ways. Cut the alcohol. Get rid of that bloody portrait of Dean Martin if I must," "You have a portrait of Dean Martin?...

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Nina Dobrev Says Robert Pattison Proposed to Her, Pattinson Doesn't Deny It

Funny story: Nina Dobrev Says Robert Pattison Proposed to Her, Pattinson Doesn't Deny It

Nina Dobrev, whom everyone expects to marry Ian Somerhalder, told reporters today that Robert Pattinson had proposed to her two months ago. "I realize his fans and the Twilight faithful won't believe me and I expect that you do not believe it eith...

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His 'n' Hers Sunglasses for Royal Wedding

Prince William and Kate Middleton will wear sunglasses at their forthcoming wedding, especially created for them by up-and-coming children's sunglasses designer Romeo Beckham, eight year old son of David and Victoria.They are to be the Beckham's w...

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Snow News is Good News

Funny story: Snow News is Good News

The Cash strapped BBC has revealed that the recent blast of snow has saved them a small fortune, in that they no longer have to spend £1,000's on the news, they just need to send people out to the country now, instead of abroad. Mr Bradley Udget...

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'Have you seen my career?' Wins Ratings War

Funny story: 'Have you seen my career?' Wins Ratings War

Gillian McKeith, Keith Duffy, Dane Bowers, Lofty from Eastenders, Adrian Chiles, and Lorraine Chase are the latest high profile celebrities to feature in the rating busting show "Have you seen my career?". Playing like a mixture of Win, Lose or Dr...

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Frankie Boyle says something funny - Right wing newspaper still in shock

Funny story: Frankie Boyle says something funny - Right wing newspaper still in shock

Controversial funnyman Frankie Boyle has shocked the world by actually being amusing for a change. The acerbic comedian has been attacked for his wide streak of nastiness and unpleasant world view in the past, but he said something that the audie...

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ET still not home after wild party

Funny story: ET still not home after wild party

ET, the beloved alien from a 1982 family documentary is not home from a wild party. He is said to have gone out on New Year's eve, just after 9, to go to a party at his friend's house, two galaxies over, and has not managed to phone home. His...

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Dinosaurs will not be invited to Christmas lunch, again

Funny story: Dinosaurs will not be invited to Christmas lunch, again

The Smith family, from Barnstaple are still clearing up, after making the mistake of inviting their neighbours, a family of Tyrannosaurus Rexs to Christmas lunch. Mrs Smith told us: 'They are a new family to the area, and we felt that the polite,...

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Cable TV

Funny story: Cable TV

Following his outspoken comments, Liberal Democrat Whipping Boy Vince Cable is to be offered his own Television Channel. Vince's Voice will include features about Politics, the Liberal Democrats, and Ball Room Dancing, as well as his favourite bo...

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Lost Dickens Manuscript Revealed To Be A Fake

Funny story: Lost Dickens Manuscript Revealed To Be A Fake

A manuscript, recently discovered in a house in Gosport, and believed to be the only extant copy of the hitherto unheard of Charles Dickens novel - The Winds Of The Cauliflowered Egg - was today declared to be 'an amateurishly perpetrated con.' In...

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Alan and Jimmy Carr to present Top Gear

Funny story: Alan and Jimmy Carr to present Top Gear

Non related Comedians Alan and Jimmy Carr are said to be in talks to take over the hosting of popular show Top Gear. A spokesman told me: 'We are desperately trying to save money, and appeal to new audiences for all of our shows. We are intereste...

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70 Stone man sues God

Funny story: 70 Stone man sues God

The worlds heaviest man, Tiny Rolsafat, is making history by bringing a law suit against the Church of England. If the Law Lords find in favour of Mr Rolsafat it could open the flood gates for billions of pounds in claims from the general public.

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The Spoof to Launch Tabloid-Style Version

LONDON - TheSpoof.com has several hundred readers, some of whom do not understand the wit and social commentary produced by the 200+ writers. "I don't know who a Senate is," said Chanel White. "If they talk more about drugs, then maybe I'd read th...

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Bookie launches "Returning heroes" market

With "King" Kenny Dalglish taking over at Liverpool for the rest of the season, and the brief return of Kevin Keegan to Newcastle still fresh in the memory, bookmakers have opened a special market on the next former hero to return to management in th...

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Welcome back, King Kenny, but speak slowly please

Funny story: Welcome back, King Kenny, but speak slowly please

Liverpool FC is in turmoil yet again. The greatest club in the world, bar none, has said ta ra to another manager. Inevitable, I suppose, when no one except Shankly will satisfy the Kop. Not Shankly, but as Scottish as Shankly, King Kenny Dalglish...

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Piers Morgan replacing TV Veteran Larry King - first inteviewee -Oprah- Susan Boyle is 'busy'

Funny story: Piers Morgan replacing TV Veteran Larry King - first inteviewee -Oprah- Susan Boyle is 'busy'

Piers Morgan is said to be extremely excited about his new job, replacing icon Larry King, who's stepping down after 25 years at the helm. When interviewed recently he admitted to one disappointment as he begins his new career, "I AM obviously...

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West Ham: Dramatic Action

Funny story: West Ham: Dramatic Action

Efforts to stave off relegation from the Premiership have led David's Sullivan and Gold, the Hammers owners, to take dramatic action. 'We cannot allow this great team to be relegated' David told supporters in a local pub, too drunk to understand a...

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Ghost of Tony Randall haunts Elton John

Funny story: Ghost of Tony Randall haunts Elton John

Iconic musician Sir Elton John gets no rest of late. It's not because his infant son Zachary keeps him awake at night; Zachary is, by all accounts, a surprisingly well-tempered baby. Rather, the ghost of actor Tony Randall has taken it upon himself...

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BBC's Hustle Stunt Causes UK/US Diplomatic Row

Funny story: BBC's Hustle Stunt Causes UK/US Diplomatic Row

A stunt in the first episode of a new BBC series is stirring a war of words between security services in the UK and the USA. Series seven of the popular Hustle opened on Friday night with the heroes - a group of loveable con artists - coming to th...

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Plastic Surgeon Fixes Alexa Rae Joel's Nose, But Couldn't Scrape Off The Ugly.

Funny story: Plastic Surgeon Fixes Alexa Rae Joel's Nose, But Couldn't Scrape Off The Ugly.

Alexa Ray Joel no longer has her father's nose. Sadly, the daughter of classic rocker Billy Joel and former supermodel Christie Brinkley still looks like Sonic the Hedgehog, all because he plastic surgeon could risk the 24-30 hour surgery that would...

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Brett Favre pursues professional photography

Funny story: Brett Favre pursues professional photography

As another football season ends for the Minnesota Vikings, retiring quarterback Brett Favre announced his plans to pursue a second career as a professional photographer. "I'm leaving professional football behind me--no, really, I am--for real, thi...

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Lady Gaga Wows 'Em in Vegas with Polaroid Camera Sunglasses

Funny story: Lady Gaga Wows 'Em in Vegas with Polaroid Camera Sunglasses

With her hit tunes such as "Just Dance," "LoveGame," and "Alejandro" playing in the background, she kept her serene "Poker Face" as she described the new Polaroid product to an enthusiastic crowd at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. A...

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The List of 10 Television Shows That Were Rejected For 2011

Funny story: The List of 10 Television Shows That Were Rejected For 2011

TV Guideline Magazine has just released a list of ten television shows in America that were rejected for the 2011 season. TVGM senior writer Avalanche Bandicoot actually viewed each one of the ten pilots and she reported that the only one that she really and truly felt may have had a chance to go up against some of the half dozen CSI's and half dozen NCIS's was Guess That Smell starring Heidi M...

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Ricky Martin, Clay Aiken, and Lance Bass To Star in "The Three Singing Gay Caballeros"

Funny story: Ricky Martin, Clay Aiken, and Lance Bass To Star in "The Three Singing Gay Caballeros"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - American Idol alumni Clay Aiken was sitting in a beauty salon in West Hollywood getting his fingernails manicured when he was asked about the rumor going round that he would be starring in Bandini Burrapelli's epic musical The Three...

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The Homeless Man: Ted "The Velvet Voice" Williams Knocks It Out Of The Park!

Funny story: The Homeless Man: Ted "The Velvet Voice" Williams Knocks It Out Of The Park!

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Fifty-three-year-old Ted Williams did not buy a lottery ticket, but the man will certainly be collecting a ton of money. A few days ago Ted "The Homeless Man" Williams was standing on the corner of a street in Columbus holding up...

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History of Public Health - Part One

Funny story: History of Public Health - Part One

Scene: Stage is dark. Downstage is a large round table barely seen in the darkness. Suddenly a spotlight is on a person sitting at the table. Gradually, the set becomes more illuminated. Charlie (to the audience): Good evening. Inspector Henri Rochard has had a long and distinguished career in Interpol. During his tenure, he has successfully apprehended drug traffickers, pornographers, an...

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China makes law to ensure children visit their parents

Funny story: China makes law to ensure children visit their parents

China has passed a law in order to ensure that children visit their parents. China is way ahead of other countries and believes it is setting an extremely good example to the rest of the world. There are so many lonely people in the world, wasting...

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Horror: Stalker Caught On Social Network Site

Funny story: Horror: Stalker Caught On Social Network Site

In a turn of unprecedented events, a would be stalker has been caught and humiliated on social networking site, Faceache. A young lady, who has refused to be publicly named, except from the 4,569 friends on the website, has installed an 'add on',...

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Homeless author now a multimillionaire. Will play main characters in book adaptations.

Funny story: Homeless author now a multimillionaire. Will play main characters in book adaptations.

A homeless man who ran away from his house 15 years ago when he learned the tooth ferry wasn't real has signed a £15,000,000 contract with Randomansion Inc, and Tigergate Pictures. For the past 12 years, Robin Davice-slatts, 28, from Croydon, sur...

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Lady Gaga and Ben Bernanke caught canoodling?!

Funny story: Lady Gaga and Ben Bernanke caught canoodling?!

Wednesday night our colleagues at WikiSquirts New York Bureau happened upon a bizarre (and frankly disturbing) sight at the swanky eatery davidburke & donatella on Manhattan's Park Avenue. At first glance, it appeared to be a much older man...

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