Selena Gomez Sits in Justin Bieber's Lap

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Friday, 21 January 2011

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We have the proof!

Although there has been no lap dancing that has been photographed, at least a dozen shots of Selena Gomez sitting in singer Justin Bieber's lap have just been released in a major tabloid.

Earlier pics had showed Justin sitting in Selena's lap as fans of both teens have already seen but this is different.

One British tabloid even used the old heading cliche "Sit down, Selena, and we'll talk about the first thing that pop's up!"

Still "just friends," huh?? These pics don't look like they are just friends and Selena is not wearing her purity ring once again.

So come on, you two! You can't deny a romance now! "you cannot simply close your eyes and sit this one out."

After the pics of Justin Bieber were spotted sitting on Selena Gomez's lap at Justin's tour mate Jessica Jarrell's sweet 16 birthday party in Los Angeles, Justin had a smile on his face. But these show a more serious, shall we say, lusty look!

"No, I never saw that. I don't think that happened." That was the rep for Justin saying that about the first set of pics. I guess some photo shop transferred Justin from Selena's lap and switched them. But if you see the pics yourself, you'll see the truth. Like we said, "Just look at Justin's face."

Oh, it happened! And there's now photographic evidence to prove it!

So why don't they just come out and admit that they are a couple and let their fans know the truth. Bet you won't lose a single one.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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