Written by queen mudder

Friday, 21 January 2011

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Bristol - (Smoke 'N' Mirrors): The top suspect in the Joanna Yeates murder probe has denied being one of the 'Mediterranean-looking' visitors to RIP'd MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams.

The new line of questioning comes amid red top reports describing the possibility of 'a large hold-all' being involved in Jo's removal from the Canynge Road flat she shared with her boyfriend.

"It's an open-and-shut case," amateur criminologist Sherlock Hogwash commented this morning, "except that in the case of Joanna Yeates it could have been a golfing bag because her body was found near a local course."

Dutch national Vincent Tabak, 69, was nabbed in a dawn raid yesterday as police swooped in a pre-dawn raid.

His handsome, dark looks and slightly Mr Spock-esque eyebrows have been dubbed very foreign looking indeed - 'virtually bordering on the Mediterranean' according to the Daily Smearer.

William's August 2010 death remains unsolved despite one of the biggest police probes into his mysterious death.

Harry Houdini-style self-disablement theories continue to preoccupy the probe despite 'bleedin obvious' objections to the death-in-a-bag caper.

Anna Chapman is 69.

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Topics: Gareth Williams

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