Written by Ellis Ian Fields

Friday, 21 January 2011

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A lake, yesterday.

Red-faced county officials in Wales have been caught out by the sexual exploits of visitors to a well-known beauty spot

The Rhyl Marine Lake has been granted funding which will allow for a new nature and heritage trail.

In a bid to involve the public, officials asked for memories of the lake, intending to use them on plaques around the trail.

But they failed to take into account the amorous nature of many of the visitors in the past. They have received several anonymous contributions which recount a saucy history.

Said a spokesman: "Well, look you, these are all very entertaining but we can't be putting these memories around the lake, now can we?

"Mrs Harlech, who opens the mail, was quite flushed when she read some of them. Though there are rumours around here that she is the subject of more than one."

Here's just a few...

"June 1987 - Myfanwy dropped her knickers for Pricey - the rest is history!"

"Dai Davies felt up Gwyneth underneath the big ash on his birthday, 1996. He didn't tell her he copped a feel of her sister the day before!"

"I watched a certain couple of teachers have it off in the lake over by the island when they were skinny dipping in August 82!"

"Dolly gave Kenny a blow job on the island because he bought her some perfume from Boots. He only told her later he knicked it from his mum's bedroom."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sex, Wales, Rhyl

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