In a surprise announcement today, Hell has announced it is closing it's doors, effective immediately. Reasons cited for the closure included overabundance of supply, and slow demand for finished goods.
Hell has held the monopoly on the reception, treatment, rendering and long-term storage of damned souls since time immemorial. While other faiths may be able to provide space in their places of unending torment, at this time there was no indication that any had come forward to do so.
When asked where all the souls of the damned will go, a spokesperson for the Infernal Administration remarked "We really don't care. They can all go to... er, ha ha."
