Rome, Italy - (Ass Mess): Newly elected Italian Prime Monster Slivio Berlusconi has rubbished the nine women in Spanish PM Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero's cabinet as 'garlic-breathing, rapacious slags' who are too ugly to get a regular female job like a hooker or massage parlor attendant.
"Has Zapatero ever tried kissing one of those salami-faced slappers?" Berlusconi demanded amid Spanish calls for him to resign for the sexist slur.
"Maybe he should first have a rabies jab!"
This is not the first time the septuagarian Milanese idiot has provoked an international incident.
Last year he claimed Tony Blair was not enough of a Nazi to blag his way into another four years of office.
"His poor grandpa Adolf would have had him whorsewhipped for such pansy lack of guts.
"That's what comes of being a half-breed."
Angela Merkel is certifiable.
