McCain - Democrat Candidates Too Similar

Funny story written by Mr Intolerant

Thursday, 17 April 2008

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Bush shows new tan to Mccain

After the final debate of a gruelling democrat primary campaign, presumptive republican nominee Sen. John McCain has been quick to label both candidates as too similar.

McCain stated "What we saw today was tweedle dee and tweedle dum, two sides of the same liberal coin that are both tails."

"It doesn't matter who wins the democratic nomination they are the same candidate and the same old left wing tripe will be served and they will find that the American public is not willing to chew that dish again."

Democratic National Committee (DNC) Chairman Howard Dean who is most famous for his high profile flip out in the 2004 primary campaign countered "I knew Senator McCain was old but I didn't know he was blind and stupid"

"These candidates could not be more different, I mean anyone can see that one has a massive set of balls and the other is black."

Speaking on behalf of the Sen. Clinton campaign, ex president Bill Clinton stated "It's not hard to be similar when you know what is wrong with the country, hell I might have even been able to work it out when I was prez if I wasn't busy trying to bang my way through the west wing female staff."

"God knows there are massive differences between the candidates. If I had cheated on Obama as many times as I did Hillary, he would cut my nuts off literally not just figuratively the way Hillary did."

Senator Obama's campaign was also quick to fire a retaliatory broadside stating "I don't know what Senator McCain has to be so bitter about. After we win office in November either one of our health plans will see Depend undergarments and Sterident significantly cheaper than under the current administration, John has to be pleased with that."

When asked for his view of the situation President Bush stated that he missed the debate because it clashed with his tanning appointment.

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