It was a shock throughout the world when "Harry Potter" star Daniel Radcliffe has been a writer for TheSpoof.com for quite some time. It was even more stunning when he confessed to having a number of pseudonyms on the site and he got aroused writing perverted antics about himself.
"I have a problem," Radcliffe said, "I have a hard time dealing with the success I have received. The self torment is just a way to bring myself back to earth after one of my three billion fans say that I am the best."
Daniel Radcliffe is currently seeking treatment at an undisclosed location near Buckingham Palace, across the street from the movie theater.