Supreme Court Sentenced to Lethal Injection for Bush Election!

Written by Pointer

Thursday, 17 April 2008

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When seven out of nine of the Supremes endorsed Kentucky's triple threat lethal injection that most veterinarians would never use on animals, little did they know that they would be facing those three needles.

When the court heard a case blaming them for the deaths of thousands of US soldiers due to their complicity in stealing the 2000 election for the man who will go down in history as the worst President ever, they condemns themselves to a soundless screaming and motionless writhing death.

A court reporter summed up the Justices' opinions as they walked their last mile to execution: "We deserve it! How did we ever vote to stop a legitimate vote count that put such a moron in office? The blood be on our hands and on the hands of our generations unless they vote more intelligently!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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