Camilla, Madonna and Yorkshire Ripper have common ancestor
London - (Wrinkly Ass Mess): Official: absolutely no blue blood here. That is the conclusion of an ancestry tracing company that has found Camilla, Madonna-Kebab, the Yorkshire Ripper, Celine Dion, Posh Spice and JK Rowling are all related to a comm...
Read full storyPhone call by sixteen-year-old girl from fundamentalist compound alleging sexual abuse traced to Mary Kay's Cosmetics headquarters
Eldorado, Texas - The Eldorado police department in West Texas has finally tracked down the source of the controversial phone call of an alleged 16-year-old sexually abused girl that lead to them raiding the fundamentalist polygamists compound.
Read full storyDaniel Radcliffe a Spoof Writer
It was a shock throughout the world when "Harry Potter" star Daniel Radcliffe has been a writer for TheSpoof.com for quite some time. It was even more stunning when he confessed to having a number of pseudonyms on the site and he got arous...
Read full storyLatest news on Eminem's new album
Rap superstar Eminem's new album will be scheduled to be released on August 12th, there will be collaborations with Lil Wayne, Michael Jackson, Fergie, Soulja Boy and Beyonce.
Read full story'Opus Dei whore with a disgusting secret:' Judge slams JK Rowling's mostrous deception
New York - (Perjury Mess): A New York judge hearing evidence about Harry Potter copyright claims said today he upholds testimony showing remorseless children's story thief JK Rowling "is an Opus Dei whore with a dark and fetid past."
Read full storyRadders To Sell Knock Off Perfume
Daniel Radcliffe the ever so famous actor, some of you may know as Harry Potter has come up with yet another money making scheme. He will follow in the footsteps of other A-list Celebes should as Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and the Beckhams as he la...
Read full storyCelebs plan a 'concert for evil'
A free "concert for evil" to be broadcast worldwide is being planned to counteract negative stereotypes of Satanism, Hell, and eternal torment, it has been revealed.
Read full storyAshley Tisdale's alleged Nose Job
In a dream I had, Ashley Tisdale went under the knife for a nose job. But what she was actually doing was getting her breasts done! She told me, "I just thought they needed to look bigger [looks down on her breasts]" She also reported, "I know I'...
Read full storyGuns N' Roses Fans Have No Sense Of Humor
Heavy Metal fans around the world (but particularly Canada) must hang their lank-haired, smelly heads in shame today following the revelation that the stoner losers have absolutely no sense of humor.
Read full story12 Twits Tweak Nokia
Analysts video-conferenced in December 2007 to predict 1st quarter financials for Nokia. Using the WAG & Delphi methods, an odd dozen of post-grad business twits convened the night before Christmas.
Read full storyHell To Close
In a surprise announcement today, Hell has announced it is closing it's doors, effective immediately. Reasons cited for the closure included overabundance of supply, and slow demand for finished goods.
Read full storyBush: Somebody Took The Rent
In a major economic address today, United States President George W. Bush announced that the rent money is missing and somebody took it.
Read full storyWiccans fortell destruction of the P2 Lodge on Sunday 20 April
New York - (Patriarchal Mess): "The Nazi Pope has soiled America and now he must pay!" This, the grim message of World Council of Wiccans, damning satanic P2 Lodge Pope Ratzinger's contamination of sacred American soil this week.
Read full storyAnother NYC Bylaw Announced To Curb Obesity
New York City - Mayor Bloomberg today announced a new bylaw in New York City aimed at targeting the obese of the city. The new bylaw stipulates that anyone eating hamburger at any of the thousands of eating establishments in the city, will be requir...
Read full storyJohn McCain - Questions and Answers with Presidential Candidates
Every week, we will interview presidential candidates and offer insight into their campaign and their beliefs.
Read full storyDenouncementgate Dooms Obama
Washington DC - Presidential Candidate Barack Obama has continued to obstinently refuse to denounce his family and associates, and must be punished, according to Party officials.
Read full storyClass Action Suit: The Oxford English Dictionary vs JK Rowling
"We did not give her permission to write in English", spokesperson Sir Humphries Paddington Bear IV, punctuates.
Read full storyHarry Potter - Cross-Dressing Disaster
Information has been received from close sources that Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is in fact a cross-dresser.
Read full storyToo many garlic-breath slags in Spanish cabinet Berlusconi claims
Rome, Italy - (Ass Mess): Newly elected Italian Prime Monster Slivio Berlusconi has rubbished the nine women in Spanish PM Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero's cabinet as 'garlic-breathing, rapacious slags' who are too ugly to get a regular fem...
Read full storyTexas Polygamists Headed to Utah
ELDORADO, TX - Members of an embattled polygamist sect began loading horse trailers with their few meager possessions, including wives and children, as preparations for a permanent relocation got underway Thursday.
Read full storyEighty Year Old Forced To Smoke Pot?
(Dayton-Ohio) Right on the heels, or embers, of the tape last week of an eighteen-month-old toddler forced to smoke marijuana, YouTube pulled a video of an eighty year old man forced to smoke pot at a Senior Center in Ohio.
Read full storyDan Radcliffe Replaces Harry Houdini as the Greatest Jewish Magician
Dan Radcliffe has shown the world that he is the world's greatest Jewish magician, greater than Harry Houdini. "My Harry has surpassed Harry", he says.
Read full storyPutin dumps wife for slippery Gazprom slapper
Moscow - (Lurid Mess): Russian President Vladimir Putin has dumped his wife for a 24 year old Gazprom-chartered slippery slapper called Oleaginous Olga Volga-Volga.
Read full storyBlack Hole Theorist Dies Ignoble Death
John Archibald Wheeler, the American theoretical physicist who coined the term, black hole, has passed away at home in Hightstown, New Jersey.
Read full storyDaniel Radcliffe and Naomi Campbell: Team BA or BS?
As you already know Daniel Radcliffe was been named celebrity spokesperson for British Airways (BA) immediately after the Terminal 5 meltdown. Willy Wonka (BA CEO) has announced a new publicity alliance today.
Read full storyPete Doherty: "Doing Drugs in Jail is Legal"
London: (Mayfair Slammer): Pete Doherty, who has been arrested for trying to smoke the Olympic Torch being carried through London, has been caught using heroine in jail.
Read full storyHillary Clinton Sex Tape Shocker!
A sex tape featuring Presidential hopeful Hilary Clinton has surfaced on the internet.
Read full storyClinton Wields Sharp Objects in Debate
Senator Barack Obama found himself consistently on the defensive as he and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton met Wednesday night for tense debate and furious swordplay that left him parrying questions and criticism on issues including patriotism...
Read full storyPope Benedict Says George Bush "Will Burn In Hell" for Iraq War, Endorses Barack Obama For President
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - At the end of his visit to America, Pope Benedict XVI said that President George Bush, Dick Cheney and John McCain "Will All Burn in Hell" for starting the war in Iraq.
Read full storyDirector David Yates Resigns From The Harry Potter Films. Prince Harry To Direct The Last Two.
The director of the increasingly popular Harry Potter films has resigned, saying that he will not work on any of the further movies and will only work with actor Daniel Radcliffe when hell freezes over AKA it ain't going to happen.
Read full storyZac Efron proposes to Vanessa Hudgens but...
American hearthrob, Zac Efron finally proposed to his girlfriend, Vanessa hUdgens, but the latter said she was not in the mood of marriage and she would rather concentrate on her career.
Read full storyCardinal Law, the Dick Cheney of the Benedict Administration
Bush and Benedict have so much in common that observers find it ridiculous.
Read full storyPope and Bush Celebrate the Sanctity of Life and the Protection of Children!
Pro- Life and Pro- War Bush evoked his common ground with the Pope who recently served as the head of the Office of the Holy Inquisition by his allusion to the sanctity of life.
Read full storyMcCain - Democrat Candidates Too Similar
After the final debate of a gruelling democrat primary campaign, presumptive republican nominee Sen. John McCain has been quick to label both candidates as too similar.
Read full storySupreme Court Sentenced to Lethal Injection for Bush Election!
When seven out of nine of the Supremes endorsed Kentucky's triple threat lethal injection that most veterinarians would never use on animals, little did they know that they would be facing those three needles.
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Read full story7 out of 9 Supremes Vote for Veternarian Banned Lethal Injection
The majority of US states forbid the triple cocktail used in Capital punishment lethal injection when administered to family pets and rabid animals. But seven of the nine Supreme Court Justices approved Kentucky's use of the triple threat in the...
Read full storySerial Killer Arrested At General Mills Plant
A serial killer, responsible for the deaths of at least twelve, was arrested near the offices General Mills Cereal Company outside of Battle Creek, Michigan. The man, identified only as "Jean" is being held without bond while the investiga...
Read full storyExclusive Interview with Prince Harry
After a high profile extraction from his military posting to the front lines in Afghanistan, Prince Harry, third in line to the British Crown granted The Spoof's Mr Intolerant an exclusive interview.
Read full storyJessica Simpson to Recreate Evel Knievel Stunt
Actress, model, singer, commercial spokesperson, and personality Jessica Simpson wants to add another job to her resume': daredevil. Simpson announced today that she plans on recreating some of Evel Knievel's most famous jumps and stunts.
Read full storyFundamentalist Polygamist Women Break Silence
Polygamist women from the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints in Eldorado, Texas have broken their silence on the recent situation with their church.
Read full storyPope Watches Disney Channel Television Shows Like Hannah Montana From Hotel Room
Pope Benedict admitted today to enjoying watching American television shows from his hotel room during his visit to the United States. While the Pontiff said that he did not enjoy reality shows such as American Idol, Survivor, or Big Brother, he did...
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