All Gay AA Tops Recovery Rates!

Written by Pointer

Friday, 9 March 2007

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Homunculus Happydays toasts to ALLGAYAA!

Everyone knows that recovery rates from alcohol addiction is a tricky business. The real experts concede that Alcoholics Anonymous does it like no other. In a recent study by the friends of Bill W themselves it was found that the AA chapters with the best recovery rates was the newest, latest agaa!

All gay AA seems to have found the secret to kicking the habit. "Just kick off the covers and come out from under whatever's been disguising you for your true self and you won't need to be suckin', not anyway , on no bottle!": explained agaa founder, Homunculus Happydays.

Plenty of AA chapters have tried to organize around a common interest. AA's 4 da Boids is a relatively successful group of Brooklyn Birdwatcher former tipplers. RedSux NoMO is a group driven to drinking and into recovery by rooting for the Boston Red Sox. Dewars Made Me Do Kiddies is a special interest group aa organized for Catholic Priest-Pedophiliacs.

All of these have had a certain measure of success but none can measure up to ALLGAYAA. "Birds Sox and Children are all fine reasons to give up the booze but the sexy man you've always wanted can seal your revery and set you free!", Happydays exclaimed from the stage of the AA Awards Ceremony at which he was named AA Man Of the Year.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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