"England Swings Like A Pendulum Do" Sweeps British Film Awards

Funny story written by Pointer

Friday, 9 March 2007

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Richard Attenborough's Attfilms took all of the documentary film awards at the britpics, the UK's newest and latest cinema prizes for his short "England Swings Like a Pendulum Do": the toiletcam's perspective of a scrotum-eyes view of male British toilet experiences.

Film critic, Sir Nigel Mindsngutta found the film: "a delightful romp through the loos of Londontown!" Film psychiatrist Froiden Shauden begged to differ: "The scrotum-cam inventor is one sick scatological voyeur. Why would anyone want to see what a scrotum-which by the way is eyeless-would see while. . . oh nevermind!"

Scrotum-cam inventor I'se Wideoh-Pen challenged Shauden's attack: "What kind of a shrink would shrink from seeing the truth from the nutsack's point of view. Are you the kind of man who doesn't want to know? ! mocked Wideoh-Pen, quoting a famous scene from the classic film, The Pawnbroker."

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