A BOEING 747 was spotted chasing a fox through a field in Bellshill yesterday. One onlooker said the fox was running for his 'dear life' and barely made it out of the field alive.
The pilot, a suspected Ruji Poshboy, was hearding shouting "Taly ho!" and "I'll get you, you bastard" as he pursued his hunt.
This is the latest in a string of fox related incidents in the Bellshill and Vietcong Area.
Local Resident and Vietnam veteran Mr.Yorae was having a shower as the Boeing 747 tore the roof of his house during the chase. The half cast Irishman continued with his shower, claiming he didn't notice what had happened. He said:"It was the best shower ever, I just want my rubber ducky back."
Earlier this week Ruji Poshboy, from Tofftown in Uppersnoutshire, was brought in by the government to solve Britain's problem with fox hunting. He claimed "he had the perfect solution ol' boy".
Since then a countless number of fox related incidents have occurred.
Police and British Aviation authorities said an investigation was pending as to how Ruji Poshboy intended to solve the Fox hunting Problem.
In a statement made by Poshboy's press office, a spokeshound woofed:" We are solving the problems by any means necessary. Ruji is an excellent pilot an was part of the British Recon Team in Vietnam. We will do everything in our power to get those little bastards. Taly Ho! Woof!"
Other members of Britain's most patriaotic and honoured Recon Team included Commander Mr.Yorae, Irishman Sergeant Jonboy, Stealth ops Skippy, Privates Kenny, Beattie and the notourious weapon of mass destruction BLADE.
A spokesperson for the group summed up their thoughts on the matter: "VvvvvvvT! Nahh! Call me Jon! Gonna bum ye! Aye Hello"
The fantastic Mr. Fox, president of foxes for Britain FFP, last night slammed the government's plans.
He said: "Aroo, this is shocking, now foxes live in fear nationwide"
Mr. Fox has asked us to warn local foxes reading this report to run their arses of if they hear "Tally Ho!" or "I'll get you, you bastard!" screamed in an upper class British Accent.
Claims that Poshboy has a trained jet fighter squadron of fifteen hounds were last night confirmed by the RAF, as their best trained pilots yet.
Animal rights activists fainted last night after being asked to comment on this report