IT WAS REVEALED today that Vihelm Vatanabe Henshacnker the 45th will not succeed Iron Man as the next American king.
The afro-chinese-german-american-indian-jew today said that he was stepping out of the world of politics to work on his home life.
He said: "I have beckoned my wife's inner needs and will now be trained in the art of spring cleaning.
"Fear not Yanky doodle dankies, for I shall return!"
Iron Man said the next man to succeed him would not be Batman, or fellow god-king of all on earth Chuck Norris.
He said after a drum roll: "The next king of America will be a financial business tycoon. His name is Tony Stark."
Mr. Stark said: "I'm an alcoholic."
