On the eve of Bush's first trip to South America, after discovery that you didn't fall off the earth when you went south of Texas, the Commander-in-Cheap reminded the illegal aliens south of the bush border that we have been showering them with gringogreenbacks and they should be goldarn grateful!
Double-ooow discovered that these countries have received about 1% of the cost of the War in Iraq since he became El Presidente.
"Considerin' that me, the Decider didn't even know y'all existed, oo-say-dace daybend sair gratitudinozo! count yer estrayass sweartays, you could be in Walter Reed instead of some bright sunny Freehole field singin' Swing low sweet lowrider!"
