The EU met on Friday and agreed on a resolution to heavily cut greenhouse gases. The leaders subsequently rented out a greenhouse, and ripped em till they fogged up the joint.
"We just wanted to do something for the environment." said Jack Straw, a member of the EU. "I thought it'd feel good helping the world, but it felt bad... real bad."
President José Manuel Barroso says they took it a little too far.
"We were pushing to cut as much gas as possible, but I nearly shat myself. Frank-Walter Steinmeier wasn't so lucky."
Stenmeier reportedly crapped a lung and had to be taken to a hospital. The EU had planned to change it's slogan to "You provide the greenhouse, we provide the gas.", but changed it's mind after the unfortunate incident.
