No Paris Hilton News Becomes Paris Hilton News

Written by Buck E Filbert

Friday, 9 March 2007


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As recently reported on the Spoof the Associated Press (AP) imposed a one-week moratorium on stories relating to Paris Hilton.

AP took this action to prove a point, maybe the world can live for a period of one week without hearing news regarding the debutant O' disaster. Only 3 articles slipped through where Paris was buried in other celebrity related stories.

Lloyd Grove did one up on AP by writing a column "lowdown" for three years and stopped writing about Paris a year into the run. This means Lloyd didn't write about Paris Hilton or her vagina for two solid years, unheard of.

News writers and reporters have been coming forth to claim they've never written about Paris Hilton in their entire writing career. Most people take these claims with a grain of salt.

The unfortunate backlash to this blackout has been all the reports on the, no Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton news. The AP has unwittingly become the dupes for another mad scientist, Paris manipulated, brainstorm.

All the unreported Paris stories that were held back for a week came spilling out like a floodgate had been opened.Drats, AP outsmarted by an evil bimbo.

Paris recently had a birthday party where Courtney Love was appalled to see mountains of coke in the bathroom. This right before Paris and Nicole are scheduled to be camp councilors for "Simple Life". Most people can't imagine Courtney Love blowing the whistle on anyone. Pot calling the Kettle and all.

Once again the media has been out smarted by the clever wit and savvy of, super debutant, Paris Hilton.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert

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