Written by Shanghaied

Thursday, 25 January 2007

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A dark day at Mcdonalds

Atlanta- Ronald McDonald was not answering questions today from his Mansion in Atlanta Georgia after it was revealed that after a hard day mindwashing the nations children into eating vile fast food that brings about premature heart disease, cancer and infertility - Ronald was snacking away on Viagra and headed to the cities red light district, strip bars and brothels.

Lady of the night Mrs Barbara Bush, confirmed that Ronald was a regular and under that Red wig, Yellow trousers and white makeup, Ronald is a kinky horny son of a bitch.

Ronald is still haunted after allegations of paedophilia forced him to move to Atlanta.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: McDonalds




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