Atlanta- Ronald McDonald was not answering questions today from his Mansion in Atlanta Georgia after it was revealed that after a hard day mindwashing the nations children into eating vile fast food that brings about premature heart disease, cancer and infertility - Ronald was snacking away on Viagra and headed to the cities red light district, strip bars and brothels.
Lady of the night Mrs Barbara Bush, confirmed that Ronald was a regular and under that Red wig, Yellow trousers and white makeup, Ronald is a kinky horny son of a bitch.
Ronald is still haunted after allegations of paedophilia forced him to move to Atlanta.
