British commentators on Bushlair Blush State of the Union

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 25 January 2007

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Bush-Blair Project results in Bushlair Blush

Bushlair Blush is the name being given to the phenomenon of the merging of UK PM Blair and US Court Jester Bush. Videographic experts and psychic advisors claim that the conjoined twins appeared on telly screens and in the mind's eye of psychics through out the so-called speech.

"Their faces were practically interchangeable!" Exclaimed NaNa the psychic advisor. Sven Nytshade, videographer for the BBBC, claims that he will release footage proving that Bush and Blair have become the same person.

Channeling guru,Beeg S.T.Fonee suggests that he has tape recordings and voice analysis to prove that the monotone drolling of Bush matches Blair's most boring orations. E.T.McCrone, candidate for PrezMinister, jumped all over these findings: "If the Blair-Bush Project is real, then, it is just a hop,skip and a triple jump to my revolutionary platform. I say merge, don't surge! If John Bull can mate with Uncle Sam (Hey,it's the 21stC) we will see that the amalgamation of PM and Amerprez was just some spooky foreshadowing."

Never one to miss a campaign moment,he added:"Vote McCrone!Low Class In Two Lands! GGGoooiiinnnggg Uuuuupppp!!!!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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