Thursday, 25 January 2007

Ian 'H' Watkins current celebrity housemate in the Big Brother House, has expressed a wish to have talks with Champion Homosexual Sir Elton John, it was revealed today.

In unseen footage from the now infamous diary room, 'H' has told Big Brother that he would welcome advice and support from the octogenarian poofter, on how to establish himself as an effective Gay Icon following his recent revelations regarding his sexuality.

'H' s predelictions have yet to be put to the test and he has not established himself properly as a bona fide 'Gay'. Recent excerpts from the 'House' whereby Jack 'Goody' revealed more of himself in a task than was tasteful, merely illicited the response of "Ooh I can see your trunk" from Watkins.

Spokesman for the Gay Rights movement Peter Tatchell said today: "He'll have to do better than that if he's to be taken word of advice that I would give would be to avoid any of the stunts Barrymore tried to pull on coming out".

Watkins is said to be anxious that the public will unfairly judge him as 'not gay' and suggest it is his irritating nature and sad hair that have rendered him single regardless of his sexuality.

Sir Elton was not willing to comment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Gay, Big Brother

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