Shilpa Shetty Due To Open Balti House In Soho Soon

Funny story written by Duff

Thursday, 25 January 2007

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The press pack wait for Shilpa's release outside the Big Brother house

Shilpa Shetty, the high profile victim of racial abuse in channel 4's disgraceful big brother, has announced that she intends to open a Balti House when the show finishes on Sunday evening.

She told The Spoof:

"Now my Bollywood career is on the skids, that's why I came into Big Brother by the way, I can see many opportunities opening up for me here in the UK. I expect that I will be in demand on the chat show and magazine circuit and I have Jade Goody to thank for it all".

Ms. Shetty is an accomplished cook and a source close to the beauty comments:

"Shilpa is a dab hand with the pots and pans and when you go round her gaff she puts on a great plate of grub. And not just Indian either. She's got scampi in the basket well sorted too but maybe give her roast chicken a miss eh?"

Shilpa is said to very excited at the prospect of owning her own restaurant and 'The House of Jade' opens in London's trendy Soho next month.

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