Written by Evan Essence

Thursday, 25 January 2007

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During his State of the Union Address on Tuesday, George Bush called on all Americans to give him one more chance to send American troops into harms way in Iraq.

Experts agree that sending 21,000 more American troops into the middle of a sectarian battle, couldn't possibly do anything to slow down or halt the full-blown civil war. However, Bush maintained that having them being picked off, dozens at a time each day, will show that we are serious in our commitment to stand up to Al-Queda, and we won't need to send in more troops, until they have all been killed off, 2 years from now.

Experts agree, that Iraq under Saddam Hussein had nothing, whatsoever, to do with the attack on 9/11. Prior to our invasion of Iraq, US intelligence sources have confirmed that only one member of Al-Queda was ever seen within the borders of Iraq. However, now, Iraq has become a Haven for Al Queda, and Bush maintains that the best way to prevent another attack, such as the one on the World Trade Center, is to further incite the terrorists in Iraq, until their numbers grow so great, that they can no longer hide in the crowded streets of Baghdad.

"Once we find out exactly where they are, then we can go in and kill them all," Bush said.

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Topics: George W. Bush, Iraq

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