Plans for Friday nights eviction have been leaked to The Spoof today from an inside source.
The Eviction is likely to fuel the current racism controversy as a welcome party is said to be planned for odds on favourite for eviction Jo O'Meara, the former chav champion of S club 7 fame.
Instead of the usual exit and customary interview with Davina, Pam St Clements (Pat Butcher/Wicks/Evans of Eastenders) has been offered a four figure sum to conduct the eviction ceremony.
Channel 4 have denied that O'Meara will be taken on an open top bus tour through Brick Lane in London where she will be asked to take part in an audience debate.
