Kate Middleton porno video found in hotel in-house channel
London - (Rioters): The London Hilton has called in the police after customers jammed the hotel's in-house kiddies' video channel which instead of showing Teletubbies Go Wild On Holiday! featured fifteen porny minutes of footage of K...
Read full storyLetters to the Editor - August 11th 2007
Dear Sir, I read with interest your feature about my daring raid on my own home, to steal what was rightly mine. I would like to thank you...
Read full storyMadonna recruited renegade ex-spook Shayler
London - (Ass Mess): Notorious self-publicist and Kabbalah sucker Madonna has recruited disgraced ex-MI5 spook David Shayler who told UK TV news this week that he has had a psychic revelation that has ordained him aa the Anointed Messiah.
Read full story'The Holdout' Bancroft Family Member Leaves Casino Broke
ATLANTIC CITY (The New and Improved Wall Street Journal) - After a tumultuous week on Wall Street that resulted in banks around the world stepping in to rescue the credit market, the final member of the Bancroft Family to sell out to Rupert Murdoch h...
Read full storyMr Oliver Dear - The View from My Window
The world's most anxious man, Mr Oliver Dear from local Hamlet Chutney-on-Frinton has been awarded the title of the World's Most Anxious Man. The aptly named man is our new regular contributor. Read the dispatches from the front line of his life.
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The members of the corporate board of Lifetime Network, whose former slogan was "Television for Women" recently gave a press conference in Los Angeles at the network's flagship station, KUNT. The purpose of the conference was to confirm...
Read full storyMafia Crackdown Reduces Mobsters to Regular People
Youngstown, Ohio (Pisan Enthusiast Quarterly) - A mafia crackdown in this northeastern Ohio community has reduced La Cosa Nostra to running 'government cheese' rings in order to eke out a living.
Read full storyDogs have special eyesight, you know
Doctor Erasmus Yapp, a famous vet has scientific proof that the common domesticated dog has far better eyesight than science ever gave them credit for.
Read full storyDid Hitler dance to the YMCA?
After last week's discovery that Hitler enjoyed relaxing to the music of Russian composers and had several records recorded by Jewish performers historians have discovered yet another interesting new fact about the Nazi leader: he enjoyed dancing...
Read full storySo who owns Chevron/Texaco and Abu Dhabi, Mr President?
Wall Street, New York - (Ass Mess): Official: Every US President since Richard Nixon has been an asshole.
Read full storyAbhishek Bachchan furious at The Spoof! pregnancy story
New Delhi, India - (ReUterus): Aishwarya Rai's husband Abhishek Bachchan has denied his wife is pregnant and poured scorn on reports in The Spoof! that she will give birth to twin girls on St Valentine's Day 2008.
Read full storyDumbledore and Gandalf brawl at the senior citizens center
What began as a simple game of wizarding chess turned out to be the greatest wizarding duel the Magically Fragile Senior Citizens Center had ever seen. Albus Dumbledore and Gandalf the very Grey (as nicknamed by his friends in the center due to his a...
Read full storyPressure grows to vaccinate Heather Mills in Mad Cow disease outbreak
Pirbright, Slurry - (ReuterUs & Ass Mess): Pressure is growing on the government to vaccinate Heather Mills in a bid to halt the spread of Mad Cow disease.
Read full storyPresident Bush Battles Tick - Tick Wins
While cycling on his Texas ranch in a field of sunflowers, President Bush came face to face with an armed enemy combatant - the tick. Not an ordinary tick, but a real live terrorist tick carrying the dreaded Lyme disease.
Read full storyPolice To Shoot Climate Protesters
Next Tuesday's climate change demonstrations at Heathrow airport are likely to make the headlines for all the wrong reasons.
Read full storyMark Lowton; The Man Behind the Mustache
Mark Lowton. Who is he? Some believe him to be an international man of mystery and intrigue, hiding behind his position of editor at The Spoof magazine (such as James Bond did with Universal Export). Others believe him to be nothing more tha...
Read full storyWoman With Breast Implants More Likely to Commit Suicide
Psychologists have discovered that women who have voluntary breast implant surgery are three times more likely than others to commit suicide. In women who have the augmentation after the age of 45, the risk jumps to seven times higher than normal.
Read full storyEighteen Nigerians Arrested on Sodomy Charges to be Executed
Eighteen Nigerians arrested for violation of a state ordinance on sodomy have been tried and found guilty and will be executed Tuesday morning at sunrise. The group, led by Abu Buba, were all found in women's clothing near an illegal gay wedding.
Read full storyPoliticians Turn to Hot Air Balloons for Transportation
Washington DC (IP) - The government just released some astounding news to our Washington field office. The head of the FAA just announced that in an effort to save money and "go green" American politicians will henceforth travel by hot air...
Read full storyRuel with an Iron Rod
FORMER Spurs winger Ruel Fox last night delivered a touching tribute to deceased children's entertainer Rod Hull by unveiling an iron effigy of him in his back garden.
Read full storyDom Deluise Steals Presidente' Bush's Mojo!
Washington D.C.- White House Officials today are in chaos in the aftermath of the theft of President Bush's "Mojo".
Read full story"Domestic surveillance affects standings" says Spoof! Contributor
US and A (Operation Pencil Sharpener) - The National Security Agency, CIA and FBI are adding to point totals attributed to TheSpoof.com writers in the US, according to an inside source.
Read full storyManchester United/Chelsea Premier League Title Race Could Be Over This Weekend, Say Experts
Another exciting season of Premier League football action gets under way later today, with the rough-and-tumble, end-to-end, last-minute-winning-goal, bruising-and-faking encounters that fans have come to know and loathe
Read full storySpoof! Movie Destined to be an 'Art House Flop' says Terry Gilliam
Umbria, Italy (Reuterus) - Despite the heavy industry "buzz" surrounding The Spoof! motion picture project, veteran cinema director and Monty Python alumnus Terry Gilliam predicts that the film will end up being nothing more than an art hou...
Read full storySchwarzenegger a sure bet to become next President
In the most surprising development of the 2008 presidential campaign to date, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has emerged as the clear frontrunner, outpolling all other candidates from both parties combined. And nobody is more surprised at...
Read full storyIndia and Pakistan: Friendly Again?
ISLAMABAD (AP) - August 15th will mark the 60-year anniversary of the separation between India and Pakistan, and the traditional Partition Day Parade promises to be especially ebullient this year.
Read full storySpoof! Writer's Captors Surveilled by Pakistani Authorities
Pakistan (Reuterus) - The bad news is that regular contributor to TheSpoof.com, 'Who The Hell Is Mohit?', has been missing for more than twenty-four hours. The good news is that authorities have covertly been tracking the movements of his ab...
Read full storyJackie Chan Stars in LAX Rush Hour
Los Angeles Airport, August 11, 2037 -- Jackie Chan, one of the stars of the Rush Hour movie franchise (including the just-released Rush Hour 34) was accused of smuggling and held at LAX last night.
Read full storyQueen Mudder photographed in Trafalgar Square
'Every man shall do his duty' someone once said, It may been Nelson, or another one of the Simpsons characters but those words ring true today.
Read full storyBush Women Intend To Tell All In New Children's Book
District of Columbia (Reuterus) - Laura, Jenna and Barbara Bush are teaming up to write a semi-autobiographical children's story about a boy who does not like to read. The exposé (tentatively titled 'Georgie Hates His History Lessons') i...
Read full storyWest Ham Hires Neville Chamberlain in Last-Ditch Effort to Keep Tevez
LONDON (Heewack News Network) -- West Ham United have retained the services of the late Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain in a last-ditch effort to prevent striker Carlos Tevez from switching to Manchester United. The Rt. Hon. Chamberlain, last s...
Read full storyDragon's Den Star Bannatyne Victim of Revenge
GLAHSGEE (Defecated News) - Leisure tycoon, TV star and cheeky Scotsman Duncan Bannatyne got a lesson in business last week he'd never have predicted. After going down a storm in the hit TV show Dragon's Den, Bannatyne found...
Read full storyDanny DeVito Becomes Homeless Bag Lady
Actor and sometimes director Danny DeVito is now homeless. Having bombed at the box office in his last three movies and having had his last four television shows cancelled, he was unable to meet the mortgage payment on his Hollywood home.
Read full storyRobbie Williams Checks out of Rehab Ready for a Comeback
LONDON (Defecated News) - Alleged 'AC-DC' pop star Robbie Williams discharged himself from the Priory Clinic yesterday morning after what has been the toughest time in his glittering career. An inmate for ove...
Read full storyCure for everything discovered; banned
A US Appeals court sided with several major pharmaceutical manufacturers and the US FDA today in denying a Kentucky man the right to patent or market a product he claims will cure most illnesses, including Aids, heart disease and cancer with no negat...
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