After last week's discovery that Hitler enjoyed relaxing to the music of Russian composers and had several records recorded by Jewish performers historians have discovered yet another interesting new fact about the Nazi leader: he enjoyed dancing to the 'Village People's' 'YMCA.'
Historians researching the house of the Russian secret agent who had stolen the records found photographs showing Hitler dancing at a privative 1940's rave in the centre of Berlin.
It is unknown how Hitler laid his hands on the record, which was not recorded for another thirty five years, or where he obtained the playback system necessary for playing an electro-magnetic tape, which would almost certainly have been used, although it is possible that a long playing record may have been used instead, since this would also account for the time anomaly as it has long been known that records can easily be moved throughout the fourth dimension when accelerated to high speeds, for example during an explosion.
The vinyl which the record are made of also helps this sine it induces a slipstream effect which is perfect to travel about a third of a century.
