There were 204 spoof news stories published in August 2004. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Man Loses Penis to Bear Trap
ESTES PARK, Co - In what paramedics called a ‘freak accident', tourist Ben Miller lost his penis in a bear trap at an Estes Park souvenir shop. Miller, a 39 year old draftsman from Orlando, Florida, and his family were visiting the Big Thompson Rive...
Read full storyMattel Rejects Suicide Bomber Barbie
EL SEGUNDO, Ca - In a not-so-surprising move, Mattel executives unanimously rejected their marketing department's latest submission: Suicide Bomber Barbie. "This would surely become a political hot-potato," explained June Cabrini, Executi...
Read full storyBoy's Wal-Mart Telescope Shames Hubble
DUMAS, Tx - James McBride, a 14 year old amateur astronomer from Dumas, Texas, has captured a stunning image of a four-nebula cluster he has nicknamed "Face of God." The Texas panhandle resident captured the image using nothing more than a disposabl...
Read full storySpongeBob Squarepants On Atkins Diet
A spokesperson for SpongeBob Squarepants said on Wednesday that the undersea sensation will be using the Atkins Diet to lose some unwanted pounds, in order to broaden his acting horizons. "[Sponge]Bob does not want to be typecast. He wants to...
Read full storyOsama Bin Laden Captured, Found In U.S. Army
FORT BENNING, GEORGIA-- The Bush administration received yet another shocking blow today when, it was discovered today that Osama Bin Laden has been in the United States Army this entire time ever since September 11th.
Read full storyHurricane Charlie "farts" on Florida
St. Petersburgh, FL- According to Deputy Assistant Weather Chairperson on Hurricane Development and Other Related Things (DAWCHDORT), Michael Snodgrass, Florida is in for a titanic blast from nature. The trail end of hurricane Charlie will be shooti...
Read full storyHard Time for Kerry at First Transvestite Concert
Senator Kerry held his first joint Transvestite Concert with British comedian Eddie Izzard in San Francisco. 12 additional Transvestite concerts were scheduled as Kerry attempts to appeal to another minority group in his bid for the Presidency. Sen...
Read full storySchwarzenegger Admits He's Not Gay
Sacramento - Seeking to dispel rumors that he is gay, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger issued a statement on the California state website assuring his constituents that he, in fact, is not.
Read full storyRapper, Lil' Jon, Sets Out to Obtain Copyright Laws For The Words Yeah, What, and O.K.
ATLANTA, GA-- As the hip hop wars continue to go on, Lil' Jon from the infamous kings of staying crunk, Lil' Jon and Dem Eastside Boyz, made a daring move on Monday morning. Lil' Jon has filed the proper paperwork and soon hopes to obtai...
Read full storyIOC Introduces NASCAR to the Olympics
Aug. 2004, Dover Downs, DE, The International Olympic Committee (IOC) today announced that NASCAR Racing would be added to the summer Olympics in 2008. The Committee members left the Hotel Athens after a marathon session where the issue of N...
Read full storyTonya Harding to Negotiate Dispute Between Hamm and Yang
24 August 2004 by Liam Logsdon, The Olympian Times...
Read full storyDetective Andy Sipowicz Joins Search for Lori Hacking
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) Teams of cadaver sniffing dogs are roaming the Salt Lake Valley Landfill looking for the body of a Lori Hacking - the pregnant woman reportedly murdered by husband Mark Hacking and then dumped into the trash according to his recen...
Read full storyKobe Arrested Again: Unidentified Star of Kazaam Claims Rape
Kobe Bryant, already set to stand trial for allegedly raping a 19-year-old woman in a Colorado hotel, was arrested at his home Monday after a 32-year-old Miami resident claimed he was raped by Bryant back in June.
Read full storySwift Boat Veterans for Truth Fail Lie Detector Test!
ALEXANDRIA VA (AP) Several members of the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth have failed independent polygraph tests administered over the past week. The organization, which has charged that presidential candidate John Kerry was a coward rather than the V...
Read full storyScott Peterson Red Amber Green
Scott Peterson amazed the jury at his murder trial by doing traffic light impersonations. Red, Amber, Green, Green and Amber then back to Red. It was pursuant to the prosecution playing hours of recordings between him and his mistress Amber Frey on t...
Read full storyDrunk Tom Hanks Ruins Hill Family Reunion
Decatur, GA - Decatur Police were called to the Oglethorpe State Park on Sunday in response to a disruption of the peace call. Upon arriving at the scene of the call, officers were shocked by what they found.
Read full storyAmber Frey Is A Commie Spy
Mark Geragos sprang a surprise in the Scott Peterson trial by confirming that Amber Frey is in fact a Commie Spy. He showed the jury pictures of Frey, while the telephone tapes were being played, turning from Amber to Red while Peterson turned Green.
Read full storyMark Hacking Medical School Application Found!
CHAPEL HILL, NORTH CAROLINA (AP) Officials at the UNC-Chapel Hill School of Medicine have located the application sent in by Mark Hacking -- the Salt Lake City man recently charged with the murder of his wife, Lori Hacking. Axalla Hoole, MD Chair,...
Read full storyOlympic Games Results and News Day 1
News and Results Day 1 SHOOTING Ken Taki Friedchickenous A bit bizarre this one. We all walked from the Olympic villag...
Read full storyShopping Fatality Comes Back to Haunt Sainsbury's
A freak shopping accident which killed 92 year old pensioner and father of twenty-three Wilbert Wheatchaffer has left a London branch of British supermarket chain Sainsbury's no option but closure.
Read full storyItalian Pasta Ban Hits Europe!
A bitter row in Brussels over crop subsidies has seen Italy slap an immediate ban on pasta exports to its EU partners.
Read full storyBlunkett Never Saw It Coming
News of the World's exclusive on David Blunkett's affair with married woman Kimberly Fortier, has come as news to the Home Secretary. "They are alleging that I was on the Island of Corfu with her and her son, but if that is true I'm...
Read full storyMan Yoo Nearly Extinct
65 million years ago during what Palaeontologists term the Late Cretaceous, Dinosaurs ruled the Earth. Yes it was the era of the T-rex, Anatotitan and Torosauras. It was also the first sighting of the Man Yoo.
Read full storyOlympic Medal Table Analysis
Team USA has seen off China at the top of the leaderboard. USA palmed 100 medals to China's 62 with 34 golds to 31. Michael Phelps has however said that the USA's tally would have been far higher if Democratic Presidential Nominee Senator Joh...
Read full storyBroadway Show ‘Naked' Closed to Save GOP
New York (AP) - The Grand Old Party has released a list of suitable and approved sites for touring during the Republican convention. The list also includes a section of attractions that are strictly forbidden. The GOP has gone so far as to actually p...
Read full storyA Broke, International Olympic Committee Forced To Ask Bill Gates For Money
ATHENS, GREECE-- With a slump in ticket sales and empty seats that haven't been filled, the International Olympic Committee is facing a major issue. Over the last few years they have accumulated over 30 billion dollars in debt and expenses for a...
Read full storyActor Will Ferrell to stand in for Bush in debates
DAVENPORT, IOWA - Today, the Bush re-election campaign made a surprising announcment, as they have tabbed popular Saturday Night Live alumnus Will Ferrell to appear as President George W. Bush in the upcoming presidential debates.
Read full storyKobe Bryant Jury Selection
Just over a year after Kobe Bryant was charged with rape, residents of Eagle Colorado began the first wave of jury selection. Around 500 citizens filed into the County Courthouse to fill out an 82 item questionnaire.
Read full storyDublin Government wants rid of Cork
Dublin, Ireland. The Irish Government announced yesterday that they wish to rid Ireland of it's largest and most troublesome county, Cork.
Read full storyTrash does Talking for Yankees' Steinbrenner
New York, NY - In a scene that must have been reminiscent of Scarface, New York Yankees' owner George Steinbrenner on Saturday appears to have envisioned an orgy of acquisitions before Major League Baseball's trading deadline. Notes discovered i...
Read full storyBush's Team Calls on Supernanny
TV bosses in the UK, celebrating their success in selling Supernanny to the American networks, have discovered the show has one very special fan - the White House.
Read full storyJohn Kerry Secret Plan to End Iraq War
NEW YORK (AP) John Kerry finally released his secret plan to bring peace to war-torn Iraq. "I am calling on all my old friends in Vietnam Veterans Against the War to re-kindle their efforts to bring an end to the American involvement in Iraq."
Read full storyJulia Child's Shocking Final Request
Santa Barbara, CA - The culinary world was rocked yesterday by the disclosure of details of Julia Child's will. Most disturbing to many is the requirement that her body be the secret ingredient in an episode of the Iron Chef, a popular cooking progr...
Read full storyMichael Phelps Striking Gold
Teenage swimming sensation Michael Phelps has admitted that he owes Michael Moore his first Olympic Gold medal at the very least. He remembers as a 10 year old member of the North Baltimore Aquatic Club, how Moore would dive into the pool which empti...
Read full storySecret Service Carry Dart Guns -- to Protect the Public!
Officials today refused to confirm or deny reports that the Presidential Protection Detail of the Secret Service have been issued with tranquilizer dart guns in the event of President Bush's suddenly running amok in public.
Read full storyBarney to Replace Pele as Spokesman for Viagra
In a shock announcement today the global pharmaceutical corporation Pfizer confirmed the end of their relationship with the worlds most famous footballer Pele. They confirmed today that Pele's contract for the endorsement of their best selling imp...
Read full storyRed Sox win World Series on "MVP Baseball 2004"
The Boston Red Sox clinched their first World Series title in 86 years when Red Sox fan Donald Kelley played a season on "MVP Baseball 2004" for PlayStation 2.
Read full storyMichael Moore GOPsmacked
Michael Moore attended the Republican Convention at Madison Square Gardens last night. Sporting his brand new lobotomy scar, the polemicist was bent on thumbing his nose at the party faithful. And what a dashing figure he cut, in an Army & Navy Surpl...
Read full storyReferendum to Eliminate Electoral College Shot Down by Electoral College
WASHINGTON. All 538 electors of the U.S. Electoral College unanimously vetoed a permanent recess of the U.S. Electoral College and ban on all Electoral College methods of carrying out national elections today. Earlier this month the landslide refer...
Read full storyAOL to Sell Cheap PCs to Clueless Minorities and Seniors
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Read full storyVicki refuses to get dirty with Den
EASTENDERS actress Scarlett Johnson has announced plans to quit the show amid rumours her character, Vicki Fowler, was to have an internet affair with on-screen dad Dirty Den...
Read full storyTexas Air National Guard Recalls George W. Bush To Active Duty: White House Says He's Missing
The Texas Air national Guard has taken the extraordinary step of recalling President George W. Bush back to active service to be deployed to Iraq. President Bush, who nearly served in the Guard in the early seventies was deemed eligible for service d...
Read full storyActress Fay Wray - Dead from Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome
NEW YORK (AP) Seventy-one years after her harrowing experience with one of nature's most awesome creatures, screen legend Fay Wray died in her Manhattan apartment. Death finally came to Fay Wray not far from the Empire State Building where mil...
Read full storyCat Rescues Fireman From a Tree
Today, Tiddles, a ginger tom cat, was spotted by Ms. Minerva Bancroft, an interfering dear old lady from Croydon, as he was sitting up a tree in her neighbours front garden while stalking a small pigeon. Mistakenly thinking that Tiddles was stuck up the tree Minerva tried to entice the cat down with a saucer of milk but to no avail. Tiddles just wasn't thirsty and preferred to be left alone and...
Read full storyFormer NFL Star, Ricky Williams, Will Continue His Career on a Playstation Videogame
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- One week ago, an announcement was made by Miami Dolphins owner, Wayne Huizenga, that star runningback, Ricky Williams, failed a third drug test, and was being released by the Dolphins. Today, at a press conference in downtown Miami…
Read full storyJohn Kerry: Shagarific Baby!
HOLLYWOOD, Ca -- When Mike Myers called John Kerry and offered him a spot in his next Austin Powers movie, Kerry assumed it was going to be a cameo role. Little did he know that Myers and director Jay Roach had their eyes on Kerry for the lead role.
Read full storyKobe Bryant Enters Special Plea
NBA Basketball superstar, Kobe Bryant today entered a special plea in Eagle, Colorado. Using the new plea available to sportsmen only, in terms of Section 4(1)(a)bis of the Colorado Criminal Procedures Act 51of 1977 as amended, Bryant's attorneys...
Read full storyProzac in Great Britain's Drinking Water Results in Happier Britains
8 August 2004, By Liam Logsdon, International Cad and Reported...
Read full storyJohn Kerry leaves the toilet seat up
WASHINGTON- A new advertisement that attacks Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry has been released, as a group of Government employees calling themselves Custodial Workers for Truth (CWFT) have made a series of potentially damaging claims ag...
Read full storySatirists Avoid Kerry/Edwards in Favor of Bush Humor
Hoping for a "post-Convention Bounce", the Kerry/Edwards ticket has fallen flat on the humor front. "No one except amateurs are touching Kerry/Edwards right now," Jay Leno said in a pre-show interview. "But apparently that ha...
Read full storyGreek Tragedy: Phelps Drowns
Athens, Greece - Tragedy struck the Olympics Friday when the American swimming sensation, Michael Phelps, drowned in the middle of the 100m butterfly.
Read full storyBritain Acquires Hitler's Bunker
New Labour, as part of it's preperation for what is thought to be an inevitable attack by Islamic militants, have acquired the bunker used by Adolf Hitler in World War II. The bunker, still in mint condition has been sited in an "appropriate...
Read full storyNonsense writer dies, fans say obituary "not very funny"
The world lost a great man this Saturday.
Read full storyOlympic Games Early Results and News
As with all other major networks, Spoof will be keeping you up todate with all the news and results from the Olympic Games, as they come to hand. We apologise for a lack of quality in some instances but assure you, it's the last time we will be u...
Read full storyFEMA Offers Aid
dateline Florida FEMA officials today brought relief to the ravaged counties of Florida in the form of preprepared ballots. With houses and li...
Read full storyOlympic Games Results and News Day 3
No matter the sport, no matter the venue and whatever the occasion there can be no finer institution to cover it, than the BBC World Service's Radio commentary. In Athens to cover the baseball game between Cuba and Japan would be a local commenta...
Read full storyParallel Universes: Like This One But Different?
A worm hole was discovered today in Baghdad, Iraq and with it, the theory of parallel universes was proven. The worm hole has been believed to link one universe with another and to allow time travel to past and future worlds. Although common sens...
Read full storyBlair Lies Low as Eldest Son is Busted for New Coup
London, Friday (Associated Mess) - UK Prime Minister Tony Blair and his wife Cherry Bush were unavailable for comment at their Italian holiday villa this morning as the news broke that their eldest son Euan, 20, had been arrested in London by off...
Read full storyOlympic Games Results and News Day 2
Day 2 of the games and all the fun of the fair brought to you by Ken Taki Friedchickenous.
Read full story‘Vampire butterfly ate our eyeballs', say campers
Three campers have undergone emergency surgery in Mlini, Coatia, after being savaged by the so-called ‘vampire butterfly'.
Read full storyUnited States: al-Qaida Suspect Cased California
By Leonard Von Trappich 7 August 2004, Brentwood Daily Gossip Column Brentwood, California - An Islamic suspect detained in Brentwood o...
Read full story"The New Soldier" Almost Victim of Burning Bush
MINNEAPOLIS, Mn -President George W. Bush made the fourth stop on his People's Republican Party Book Burning tour today at the New Berlin Convention Center in Minneapolis, among thousands of supporters. In the past three cities, the Presid...
Read full storyPresidential Contenders to Square Off on XBOX Live
Washington, DC - In an interesting twist on the tried and true debate model, The Commission on Presidential Debates (CPD) has announced that President Bush and Senator Kerry will be competing against one and other during a series of extended gaming s...
Read full storyU.S. Softball Team Beats U.S. Men's Basketball Team
ATHENS, GREECE-- The U.S. men's basketball team was delivered another hard blow today when they were beat for a third time. But, with this loss doesn't come elimination from the Olympic games. Why, you may ask. Well, this loss just might...
Read full storyWashington's Newest Hot Rumor
Though not yet official, word has it that President Bush has selected the person who will be the Director of all intelligence services. The name of that person will come as a shock to many, others will see it as a brilliant political move.
Read full story"The Urinator" Nabbed in Texas
Months of worry and speculation have finally come to an end as California Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger has been discovered wandering ai...
Read full storyOojaboo rivals Google in search efficiency, cuteness of name
A new search engine Oojaboo claims to rival the popular Google search engine in both quality of searches and in the adorability of its name.
Read full storyGeorge W. Bush Finally Reveals the Truth About His Military Service
President George W. Bush has publicly stated that he does not believe Democratic Presidential Nominee John Kerry lied about his service in Vietnam. In fact The President went a step farther, saying that he actually saw John Kerry in battle while he w...
Read full storyNew Dell CEO Given 72 Hours To Live
AUSTIN, Tx - Kevin Rollins, the newly appointed CEO of Dell, Inc., has reportedly been taken hostage by a group of displaced Dell technical support representatives just hours after his appointment. Following the annual stockholders' meeting Friday,...
Read full storyBad Kitty Arrested for Impersonating Dog
A very bad kitty was arrested Friday after police received reports of a cat, in a disguise, trying to buy dog food. Tom, the cat was picked out of a line-up by a store clerk after police searched the kitty's home and found a well-designed "doggie di...
Read full storyMark Thatcher's Bid For President
Sir Mark Thatcher confirms that his bid to take over Equatorial Guinea and then move to Texas, was in fact a bid for the US presidency. "Where else have you heard about a man from Texas who later takes over a foreign country by force? I was just...
Read full storyJeb Bush reveals truth about corned beef hash
Tallahassee, FL - Despite the pressures caused by hurricane Charlie, Florida's Governor Jeb Bush was forced to address a topic of national concern - the exact nature and origin of corned beef hash. Although the state has a limited cattle population,...
Read full storyStatue of Liberty Leaves New York in Protest
NEW YORK, NY - Governor Pataki confirmed rumors that the Statue of Liberty had left her pedestal and was breast stroking across open ocean in protest of New York's hosting of the Republican Convention.
Read full storyAliens fail to distract razor-sharp Sparta
Produce Sparta 1 Sredjna Vas Albion 0 Gutsy defending by the visitors, atrocious weather and a brief alien pitch invasion certainly made this Western Bohinj Division Two derby game a tricky one for Sparta. Produce manager Rietz Allot, speaking...
Read full storyYukos Discovers New Cash
Oil giant Yukos will be allowed to use new cash recently discovered down the back of the couch in reception, to pay off a massive tax bill, Russian bailiffs have agreed.
Read full storyMeteor Shower Latest
Meteor storms and meteor showers are among some of the most beautiful sights one could hope to witness with your own or someone elses eyes. Certainly, anyone who has experienced a meteor shower and not been impressed may very well be described as bli...
Read full storyUK Olympians make it home: Radcliffe makes it to France
The UK's Olympic team bounced back into Britain from Athens to be greeted by crowds of adoring fans. Sadly, missing from the arrival of sporting heroes was long distance runner Paula Radcliffe whose plane only made it as far as France.
Read full storyPope Orders Holy Vestment Tailors to Diversify into Thongs
Vatican City, Tuesday (Rioters) - A full-scale doctrinal schizm is facing the Holy Mother Church tonight following revelations that the Pope has ordered the ladies of the Polish Ecclesiastical Sewing Tradition (PEST) to desist from stitching up any m...
Read full storyPresidential Imposter Causes Furor at 9/11 Showing
CRAWFORD, Tx - Crawford police released information today regarding an arrest made during the outdoor showing of Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11 on July 27th. A man claiming to be President Bush apparently stormed through barriers enclosing the outd...
Read full storyOlympic Powder Prank goes Awry
Athens - In a bewildering example of poor judgment, officials of the Athens Olympic Organizing Committee (AOOC) acknowledged that they were responsible for the dispersal of 12,000 pounds of itching powder during the Games' opening ceremonies.
Read full storyKerry Wears Shoe Lifts
In a trenchant effort to shed honesty on the John Kerry presidential campaign, a newly formed group: "Short, Swift , Snaps for Truth and Honor", has emerged proclaiming that the Senator wears twelve inch lifts in his shoes. Though history,...
Read full storyBush Said To Be Missing One Bad Guy
The Spoof interviewer Sonny Koufax heard that John Kerry has been seeking some suspected terrorists that President Bush has missed. One of those people was Alhaketre Yuhano Vankhan. Vankhan has been said to have gone by the alias of Steven...
Read full storyWHO ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS PEOPLE IN THE WORLD?
The short answer is midgets. More specifically, midgets belonging to the long established terrorist network, smAll-Quieda. Yes, you may find all this slightly amusing, but only the very foolish underestimate the sophisticated ideals of those people who look like very, very old six year olds. The biggest mistake people make is not seeing midgets (!) as a serious threat to anything above kne...
Read full storyBush: "This cucumber is great!"
President George W. Bush, in order to garner more publicity, ate some local food from Iowa-an ear of corn on his campaign. As he described it, it was "the best cucumber I have ever eaten."...
Read full storyCleverly Disguised Sleeper Cell Revealed
UPI, Salt Lake City, Utah. The U. S. Department of Homeland Security has announced the infiltration and break up of a strategic, and violent, al Queda sleeper cell in the western United States. The cell, located in Salt Lake City, Utah has be...
Read full storyMichael Moore Returns As Father Ted
British hit series Father Ted will be returning to local screens sometime around September. The only change to the lineup sees American polemicist Michael Moore as the wonderful Father Ted..
Read full storyNBC Makes Decision to Broadcast Olympic Games in Athens Instead of Special Olympics in Atlanta
NBC STUDIOS-- In front of a packed conference room and live television cameras NBC Studios announced that they had no other choice but to broadcast the Olympic Games in Athens opposed to the Special Olympic Games in Atlanta this year.
Read full storyOprah Names 'The Bible' to Book of the Month Club for September
Well, it's that time of the month again for Oprah - Book club time! She's picked her next edition to add to the now famous book club it's the little known but timeless classic- ‘The Bible'.
Read full storyLynndie England Has Child In Court; DNA Tests Reveal It's Saddam's Child
FORT BRAGG, NORTH CAROLINA-- A shocking twist was added to the court martial hearing of Private First Class Lynndie England today. Just as she was approaching the witness stand, an eight month pregnant England slammed to the floor and her water brok...
Read full storyPolice Swoop on Home of English Literature Professor
In an operation code named "Seven Across," police made an early morning swoop on the London home of Professor Peter Glossop, the UKs number one authority on English literature. At a secret location in London, Police now have 36 hours to question Professor Glossop over the crossword clues that they are stumped with. A Police spokesman made the following statement earlier today from the puzzle...
Read full storyMan Trapped in Outhouse 17 Days!
KENTUCKY (AP) Darrel Bumps became annoyed when members of his family kept opening the door to his outhouse while he was sitting on the seat. His need for privacy overtook common sense last month when the rural Kentucky farmer went through his junk...
Read full storyYour Horoscope for the day........by an Irish Astrologer?
( First for a little insight into the great man) The great man we know as "Krusty" comes from a quiet town in ireland where for many years he grew potatoes on his fathers plot of land.
Read full storyInternet Craze Now Bigger than CB Radio, Beanie Babies, Slinky, and The Twist!
CYBERSPACE (AP) Getting "on the Internet" is getting bigger than "big hair" used to be! Years ago people filled their spare moments collecting stamps, playing Monopoly, and dancing the Macarena. Now they can't wait to get their own personal size c...
Read full storyAl Jazeera Replaces American On BBC
The BBC have had enough of "Friends", "Sex in the City" and "Everyone Loves Raymond". They have accordingly turned to the new force in world television, Al Jazeera who have kindly outlined new programs you can expect to...
Read full storyDave Matthews Band Charged
Redwood City, Calif : The prosecutors in the Scott Peterson case broke early today. News of Chicago prosecutors charging the Dave Matthews Band with dumping waste in the Chicago River was a missing piece of the puzzle found.
Read full storyNew York : Hell No!!
California has been focused on a FERTILISER salesman, Scott Peterson who allegedly killed his wife. Chicago has been baffled about Dave Matthews Band throwing HUMAN WASTE into the Chicago River. Now Anti-Bush protesters scream : "Hell no, WE WON...
Read full storyBilly Mays Offers "Urineclean", FDA Investigates
It has the power to clean and the power to wash; it makes brights brighter and darks darker; it cures cancer, kills vermin, and protects against forest fires. Of course I'm talking about the latest product of Billy Mays, "Urineclean". M...
Read full storyBob Geldof Reveals He Quite Likes Mondays Now
After quelling speculation of a new Live aid concert Bob Geldof admitted that, contrary to popular opinion, he actually quite liked Mondays after all. At the official announcement of the impending release of the Live Aid DVD in aid of the Sudan Da...
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