Cat Rescues Fireman From a Tree

Funny story: Cat Rescues Fireman From a Tree

Today, Tiddles, a ginger tom cat, was spotted by Ms. Minerva Bancroft, an interfering dear old lady from Croydon, as he was sitting up a tree in her neighbours front garden while stalking a small pigeon. Mistakenly thinking that Tiddles was stuck up the tree Minerva tried to entice the cat down with a saucer of milk but to no avail. Tiddles just wasn't thirsty and preferred to be left alone and...

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Police Swoop on Home of English Literature Professor

Funny story: Police Swoop on Home of English Literature Professor

In an operation code named "Seven Across," police made an early morning swoop on the London home of Professor Peter Glossop, the UKs number one authority on English literature. At a secret location in London, Police now have 36 hours to question Professor Glossop over the crossword clues that they are stumped with. A Police spokesman made the following statement earlier today from the puzzle...

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Your Horoscope for the day........by an Irish Astrologer?

Funny story: Your Horoscope for the day........by an Irish Astrologer?

( First for a little insight into the great man) The great man we know as "Krusty" comes from a quiet town in ireland where for many years he grew potatoes on his fathers plot of land.

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Schwarzenegger Admits He's Not Gay

Funny story: Schwarzenegger Admits He's Not Gay

Sacramento - Seeking to dispel rumors that he is gay, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger issued a statement on the California state website assuring his constituents that he, in fact, is not.

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Olympic Powder Prank goes Awry

Funny story: Olympic Powder Prank goes Awry

Athens - In a bewildering example of poor judgment, officials of the Athens Olympic Organizing Committee (AOOC) acknowledged that they were responsible for the dispersal of 12,000 pounds of itching powder during the Games' opening ceremonies.

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Wands to Brothers

This morning J.K Rowling herself made a startling announcement. Around 2pm in the morning, she could be seen wandering Privet Drive holding a bottle of Vodka proclaiming that her long lost brother had turned up. Her brother, U.G.L.Y Rowling, has been missing for ten years. It is claimed that he has been stuck in the past for the ten years since he and Ms. Rowling saw each other last. He accidental...

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Satan Missing, Evildoers Worried

A missing entity report was filed with police today after the wife of Satan reported his disappearance, under suspicious circumstances. "He bought a few souls earlier in the day, and went back to the office to do the paperwork, and never returned."...

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John Kerry: Shagarific Baby!

Funny story: John Kerry: Shagarific Baby!

HOLLYWOOD, Ca -- When Mike Myers called John Kerry and offered him a spot in his next Austin Powers movie, Kerry assumed it was going to be a cameo role. Little did he know that Myers and director Jay Roach had their eyes on Kerry for the lead role.

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Millions of Locusts Headed for Darfur

Funny story: Millions of Locusts Headed for Darfur

By Liam Logsdon, Sailing on the Red Sea...

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AOL to Sell Cheap PCs to Clueless Minorities and Seniors

Funny story: AOL to Sell Cheap PCs to Clueless Minorities and Seniors

By Liam Logsdon, Stranded in Tampa...

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