There were 3,151 spoof news stories published in 2004. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to browse the spoof news archives.

Janet Jackson's Superbowl Nipple Slip Reveals She's A Cyborg

Funny story: Janet Jackson's Superbowl Nipple Slip Reveals She's A Cyborg

The Superbowl halftime show, produced by MTV, promised some surprises, and boy did it deliver. At the end of a performance by pop icons Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson, Timberlake ripped off the cup covering Jackson's right breast, to reveal...

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Man Loses Penis to Bear Trap

ESTES PARK, Co - In what paramedics called a ‘freak accident', tourist Ben Miller lost his penis in a bear trap at an Estes Park souvenir shop. Miller, a 39 year old draftsman from Orlando, Florida, and his family were visiting the Big Thompson Rive...

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Second Paris Hilton Sex Tape Surfaces, No One Cares

Funny story: Second Paris Hilton Sex Tape Surfaces, No One Cares

Once again, an adult themed website has posted exclusive footage of Paris Hilton having sex with some guy she dated a couple years ago. The 25-minute tape shows Paris and as yet unnamed paramour, having sex in numerous positions, with Paris clearly...

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Olsen Twins to Film Porn Movie on 18th Birthday

Funny story: Olsen Twins to Film Porn Movie on 18th Birthday

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, best known collectively as the ape-faced baby on the long-running ABC sitcom "Full House" have announced plans to get nude and film a full length porno movie on their 18th birthday which is June 13 of this year. Misguided...

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Mattel Rejects Suicide Bomber Barbie

Funny story: Mattel Rejects Suicide Bomber Barbie

EL SEGUNDO, Ca - In a not-so-surprising move, Mattel executives unanimously rejected their marketing department's latest submission: Suicide Bomber Barbie. "This would surely become a political hot-potato," explained June Cabrini, Executi...

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Osama Bin Laden to Endorse George W. Bush in 2004 Election

In a shocking new videotape obtained by Al Jazeera television, Osama Bin Laden announced that he would be endorsing George W. Bush for the 2004 elections, and would be doing all he could to get Bush re-elected. Bin Laden announced his plans to perso...

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Clothing Designer Killed

Funny story: Clothing Designer Killed

Sydney ,Australia -- Reg Grundies,fashion Guru extrordinaire,and inventor of the Y-front and Jockette line of mens underwear ,was killed today.

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50Cent to Rule Haiti, Renames Country

Funny story: 50Cent to Rule Haiti, Renames Country

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti - Promising to "lay it down on the mic", rap star 50Cent has announced that he will rule Haiti. "I don't need no Grammy for Best New Artist gangstaaa, I'll be runnin' my own d*mn...

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Political Correctness - can it really be applied to Ginger people?

Funny story: Political Correctness - can it really be applied to Ginger people?

Midgets. Dwarves. Shortarses. Umpa-Lumpas. These types of terms are not politically correct. Munchkins - there, another one. Vertically challenged people recently won a ruling to have themselves referred to as 'little people' and its wrong to...

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Boy's Wal-Mart Telescope Shames Hubble

Funny story: Boy's Wal-Mart Telescope Shames Hubble

DUMAS, Tx - James McBride, a 14 year old amateur astronomer from Dumas, Texas, has captured a stunning image of a four-nebula cluster he has nicknamed "Face of God." The Texas panhandle resident captured the image using nothing more than a disposabl...

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Bigfoot found, shot down in cold blood

Funny story: Bigfoot found, shot down in cold blood

REDCLIFF, Wash. -- A hunter claims that he saw the legendary beast known as Bigfoot, shot him five times through the chest and watched it bleed to death in a remote part of Washington state.

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Drill Sergeant Takes Over Iraq, Makes Whole Country Drop For Push-Ups

Funny story: Drill Sergeant Takes Over Iraq, Makes Whole Country Drop For Push-Ups

Parris Island, NC - Iraqis woke up this morning to the sounds of profanity and shouting this morning when control of Iraq was handed over to Marine Corps Drill Instructor Gunnery Sergeant Heartman.

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John Kerry names Johnny Depp as running mate

Funny story: John Kerry names Johnny Depp as running mate

WASHINGTON - Presidential hopeful and Massachusetts Senator John Kerry today announced he has offered Johnny Depp first refusal of the coveted VP spot in his Democratic bid for the White House.

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Michael Moore and Vin Diesel sign up for ‘Da Vinci Code' movie

Funny story: Michael Moore and Vin Diesel sign up for ‘Da Vinci Code' movie

Film-maker Michael Moore, renowned for his documentary work on Bowling for Columbine and Fahrenheit 9/11, has agreed to turn his style and skill to the forthcoming movie of the international bestseller ‘The Da Vinci Code'.

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Kerry's Unknown Star Wars Bit Gig

Funny story: Kerry's Unknown Star Wars Bit Gig

John F. Kerry, Democratic Presidential hopeful, was, unknown to most fans, a bit character in the last Star Wars movie Episode II: Attack of the Clones.

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Wal-Mart Announces Plans to "Rollback" Wages, Employment Practices

Funny story: Wal-Mart Announces Plans to "Rollback" Wages, Employment Practices

Wal-Mart, Inc., the world's largest retailer, has announced plans to expand its wildly successful "Rollback" program to its wages and employment practices, according to a company spokesperson. "The concept of the rollback is extremely simple," compa...

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American Idol News: New Judges Next Season. Simon remains; Omarosa and MJ Replace Paula and Randy

Omarosa has done it again. The Apprentice outcast will be joining Michael Jackson and Simon Cowell as judges on next season's American Idol and Simon isn't happy. Simon and Omarosa got into a feisty argument and your favorite writer KungFu Iceskat...

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Janet's Nipple Ripple

Funny story: Janet's Nipple Ripple

The aftershocks of Janet Jackson's and Justin Timberlake's strip tease at the Super Bowl are still being felt several weeks later. The latest event to fall victim to the tasteless in-your-face incident is an ABC biopic about Lena Horne.

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50 Cent Arrested in Shooting of Ja Rule and Ashanti

Funny story: 50 Cent Arrested in Shooting of Ja Rule and Ashanti

Rapper 50 Cent, who still hasn't forgotten his hatred for rival Ja Rule, was recently arrested for the shooting of the two main stars of The Inc., Rule and Ashanti. He said, "I finally got those motherf***ers back!"...

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Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French

Funny story: Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French

PARIS, FRANCE--A group of disgruntled, disabled and above all disorientated frogs are suing the population of France, past and present, over their ongoing culinary pursuit of frog's legs.

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Britney Spears Pregnant, Seeks Annulment of Wild Sex Romp

Pop sensation Britney Spears is reportedly carrying the love child of a random fan she met backstage at a concert in L.A. last year. This intrepid reporter was able to get an exclusive interview with Britney before she was able to speak with either...

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SpongeBob Squarepants On Atkins Diet

Funny story: SpongeBob Squarepants On Atkins Diet

A spokesperson for SpongeBob Squarepants said on Wednesday that the undersea sensation will be using the Atkins Diet to lose some unwanted pounds, in order to broaden his acting horizons. "[Sponge]Bob does not want to be typecast. He wants to...

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After Tour de France, Lance Armstrong says, "We are over, Sheryl Crow!"

Funny story: After Tour de France, Lance Armstrong says, "We are over, Sheryl Crow!"

Well people, it looks as though our friends Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong are no more. Armstrong reluctantly broke up with his girlfriend of one year last week, after winning the Tour de France.

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Ken Jennings Loses On Purpose, Heated Rivalry With Trebek To Blame

Funny story: Ken Jennings Loses On Purpose, Heated Rivalry With Trebek To Blame

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In an unexpected turn of events Thursday, longtime Jeopardy winner, Ken Jennings, lost on purpose as a publicity stunt in spite of Alex Trebek. From the beginning of the show, Jennings just stood there with a smirk on his...

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Stephen Hawking sues Microsoft for copying his voice

Funny story: Stephen Hawking sues Microsoft for copying his voice

World-famous cosmologist and theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking has today filed a lawsuit against Microsoft Corporation for unlawful replication of his trademark computerised voice.

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Laura Bush Seeks Divorce

Funny story: Laura Bush Seeks Divorce

Citing "irreconcilable indifferences, his thing is way too small and other problems," Laura Bush has filed for divorce against King George the Dunce.

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Diana Degarmo's Meltdown

Funny story: Diana Degarmo's Meltdown

Diana Degarmo finally broke down and cried today. "I'm so f***in' sick and tired of being the nice and sweet girl. I ain't got no street cred since doing this whack American Idol. People don't even think I'm latina enough. It...

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'Twas the Night Before Christmas

Funny story: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

(or How do you think Santa Claus put on those extra pounds?)...

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Goldilocks Sues Three Bears

Funny story: Goldilocks Sues Three Bears

The Forest- Speaking up for herself after years of silence, Goldilocks confirmed her intent to "sue the pants off" the three bears. "I've undergone years of therapy," said the golden-locked beauty, "I'm sure you can imagine, post-traumatic st...

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Kermit The Frog Found Dead.

Funny story: Kermit The Frog Found Dead.

(New York, NY) April 28, 2004 - Kermit the Frog, former superstar of the puppet world and host of "The Muppet Show," was found dead Tuesday morning in his apartment on Sesame Street.

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Osama Bin Laden Captured, Found In U.S. Army

Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Captured, Found In U.S. Army

FORT BENNING, GEORGIA-- The Bush administration received yet another shocking blow today when, it was discovered today that Osama Bin Laden has been in the United States Army this entire time ever since September 11th.

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Survivor All-Stars Finale: Amber Wins, Boston Rob Proposes, Jenna Pregnant

Funny story: Survivor All-Stars Finale: Amber Wins, Boston Rob Proposes, Jenna Pregnant

Madison Square Garden, NY- In a live CBS broadcast, Amber walked away with the $1 million prize and a modest diamond engagement ring from Boston Rob, in the season finale of "Survivor."...

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Texas Bus Conductor Repeatedly Survives Electric Chair

Funny story: Texas Bus Conductor Repeatedly Survives Electric Chair

John Charles, a Dallas bus conductor has survived the electric chair several times. His is a remarkable story which is told by Scott Mendes the reporter who covered it for Reuters.

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Christina Aguilera Downgraded By Wachovia Securities

Funny story: Christina Aguilera Downgraded By Wachovia Securities

NEW YORK, April 27 (New Ratings) - Analysts at Wachovia Securities downgraded Christina Aguilera (NYSE: STD) from "skanky but doable" to "not with a ten foot pole."...

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Neverland Ranch For Sale (Classified Ad)

Funny story: Neverland Ranch For Sale (Classified Ad)

NAMBLA Times For sale to NAMBLA (North American Man-Boy Love Association) member in good standing, one 37,000 SF Estate named “Neverland Ranch”. Known as the “Crown Jewel of Beverly Hills”, this exciting property sits high atop a steep cliff where you can spot police cars and irate parents coming from miles away.

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American Idol Shocker: Fantasia Barrino's Secret Twin

Somewhere in Texas, USA --...

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Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich attributed to Cheesus

Funny story: Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich attributed to Cheesus

PORT TRINITY, TN - Just when everyone thought the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich on Ebay was the most famous holy food relic to date, along comes Harvey Romano of Port Trinity, Tennessee, with his claim to a Velveeta holy sculpture.

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Microsoft Has Serious Problems With XP SP2

17 August 2004 By Liam Logsdon...

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Rachel McAdams; Mean girl on and off screen

Funny story: Rachel McAdams; Mean girl on and off screen

Rachel McAdams may of only just hit the hollywood scene, but she's already causing a stir. The 28-year old Mean Girls and The Notebook star has been described as "very fussy and suitable for the mean girls movie." By her

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Right Breast Spotted at Half-time -- Left Pup a No-Show at Super Bowl!

Funny story: Right Breast Spotted at Half-time -- Left Pup a No-Show at Super Bowl!

Tits Have a History of Exposure!...

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Asteroid plummets toward Britney Spears concert -- NASA launches rocket in attempt to speed it up

Funny story: Asteroid plummets toward Britney Spears concert -- NASA launches rocket in attempt to speed it up

Astronomers who spotted a near-earth object approximately 220,000 miles from our planet have calculated the speed and trajectory of the object in relation to orbit speed. They have concluded that the large asteroid will impact directly on the San Die...

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Google to shut down Gmail

Google confirmed that it will shut down its beta Gmail email service in July.

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American Idol Stunner: Simon Cowell Fired For Sexually Harassing Paula Abdul

Funny story: American Idol Stunner: Simon Cowell Fired For Sexually Harassing Paula Abdul

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell was fired from American Idol this morning for sexually harassing Paula Abdul. Sources close to Miss Abdul say that she is livid. Apparently, six months ago, Simon bet Paula that he'd have her "spanking daddy" in bed, within...

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George Bush violated by Elmo during forthcoming election speech

Funny story: George Bush violated by Elmo during forthcoming election speech

The world thought of Elmo as a cuddly little puppet beloved by children everywhere but that all changed today when Elmo crept up behind George W. Bush after administering enormous amouts of viagra to himself and beg...

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Hurricane Charlie "farts" on Florida

St. Petersburgh, FL- According to Deputy Assistant Weather Chairperson on Hurricane Development and Other Related Things (DAWCHDORT), Michael Snodgrass, Florida is in for a titanic blast from nature. The trail end of hurricane Charlie will be shooti...

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Massage and fellatio head dentists' poll to ease tension

Funny story: Massage and fellatio head dentists' poll to ease tension

A Leeds-based dental practice is taking the pain and stress out of a visit to the surgery and replacing it with pleasure.

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Angry Vegetables - A Threat to Health?

Funny story: Angry Vegetables - A Threat to Health?

Washington, D.C., U.S.A. - Scientists at the Scientific Test Area for Recent Vegetable Eating (S.T.A.R.V.E.) have confirmed that the vegetarian movement may be causing a significant shift in the natural order of our food chain.

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Ken Jennings reveals Jeopardy! winning strategy

Funny story: Ken Jennings reveals Jeopardy! winning strategy

As rumors continue that Ken Jennings has lost his 75th Jeopardy! competition, he has decided to reveal his winning strategy...and the reason his record-breaking stance as the largest money winner in Jeopardy! history has ended.

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Santa Claus Outsources To India

Funny story: Santa Claus Outsources To India

In the Santa Clause Village in Rovaniemi, Finland, Christmas is a yearlong affair. Though Santa collects lists and delivers presents in a few days before Christmas, workers at the Santa Claus Operations (SCO) centre have to work all throughout the ye...

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Research Reveals More Women Purchase Cars at Night

Funny story: Research Reveals More Women Purchase Cars at Night

DETROIT FREE PRESS A study recently completed by the Ford Motor Company shows that women are twice as likely to shop for cars during the evening as...

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Quel Surprise! France announces a complete ban of sexist and homophobic comments.

Funny story: Quel Surprise! France announces a complete ban of sexist and homophobic comments.

Paris, France - In an extraordinary turn of events, France's National Assembly, not content with making sexist and homophobic remarks illegal, has now banned the use of stereotypes as well.

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Satan University

(Auburn, Alabama) Auburn University will change its name as of July 1, 2004 to Satan University. Speaking to the assembled press outside the Haley Center, Auburn President Joey Klind made the announcement saying it...

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Elmo detained at Guantanamo Bay

Funny story: Elmo detained at Guantanamo Bay

Lovable and cuddly child icon Elmo was deported today to Camp X-ray, Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, charged with planning acts of terror against the state.

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Next "Survivor" Underway

Los Angeles, CA- Mark Burnett, producer and creator of the popular "Survivor" reality series on CBS, announced taping is underway for "Survivor: Antarctica", set to premier next fall.

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Hockey Hit-Man Bertuzzi Makes Many Apologies, Says He Didn't Mean It

TORONTO, Canada (FP) -- Todd Bertuzzi, an All-Star NHL forward, publically apologized to Colorado's Steve Moore, the man whose neck he broke with one damaging punch.

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Madonna quits show biz; press blames her tits

Funny story: Madonna quits show biz; press blames her tits

REDONDO BEACH, Calif. -- In a shocking announcement, Madonna is calling her show business career quits. Rumors persist that the decision has all to do with the diva's tits.

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Gollum Fired from Hobbit Movie

Funny story: Gollum Fired from Hobbit Movie

Gollum, one of the stars of movie director Peter Jackson's epic Lord of the Rings trilogy, has been dramatically sacked from the cast of The Hobbit.

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Maria Sharapova Signs Deal

Funny story: Maria Sharapova Signs Deal

Maria Sharapova really needs an antiperspirant that works on those huge Russian armpits. "My pits got a heavy workout this past week at Wimbledon. I never would have won if I didn't use Arrid Brand deodorant. Arrid kept me dry while my oppon...

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Man sues Smith & Wesson after failed suicide attempt

DETROIT - A Michigan man has announced a lawsuit against gun-maker Smith & Wesson after a supposedly failed suicide attempt. Marko Splitzman, a thirty-something man with a history of depression, suffered severe head injuries after attempting to kill...

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Paris Hilton to Have Sex on Next SpaceshipOne Mission!

"I've had sex everywhere else; now I want to do it in space!" says Paris Hilton, slutty heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune. "I've already booked passage on that new private Spaceship One. Rick Salomon is going up with me and...

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Passion Of The Christ: A Warlock Hunt

Funny story: Passion Of The Christ: A Warlock Hunt

Much controversy has surrounded Mel Gibson's film about the brutal torture and murder of humanity's most well-known religious figure. Taken from the gospel accounts in the Bible, the story revolves around the people who were ultimately respon...

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Nude Newborn Shocks Doc

Funny story: Nude Newborn Shocks Doc

Presque Isle, ME - If any more evidence of America's moral decay were needed, it came at 4:17 yesterday afternoon. In a delivery room at the Aroostook Medical Center, Dr. Joyce Hebert brought a healthy 7.7 lbs. baby boy into this world; but imagine...

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Martha Stewart's Replacement Finally Found

Funny story: Martha Stewart's Replacement Finally Found

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - After a six month struggle through open casting calls with stringent negative qualifications required for candidates to make it beyond the initial application phase in a search to replace the now-tainted hostess, Martha St...

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Mike Tyson to Host Reality Series, Faces Lawsuits

Funny story: Mike Tyson to Host Reality Series, Faces Lawsuits

A day after regaining his license to fight in the state of New Jersey, former heavyweight champion of the world Mike Tyson announced that he has begun taping a reality show titled "Black Eye for the White Guy" for the Bravo network. The sho...

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American Idol Shocking Revelation: Simon Cowell Confesses To Secret Crush on Latoya London

Funny story: American Idol Shocking Revelation: Simon Cowell Confesses To Secret Crush on Latoya London

LOS ANGELES Wednesday May 12th 2004.

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Best Dressed at the 2004 Oscars

Funny story: Best Dressed at the 2004 Oscars

Hollywood, CA In respect to the Super Tuesday yesterday, fashionistas waited to give their final review of Oscar's best and worst dressed.

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Paula Zahn Has Orgasm On Live TV!

Funny story: Paula Zahn Has Orgasm On Live TV!

WASHINGTON (CNN) Cable News Network news anchor Paula Zahn had an unusual interview Wednesday evening with presidential candidate John Kerry. Discu...

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"Seinfeld" actor Jason Alexander aroused, thinks he married Britney Spears

Funny story: "Seinfeld" actor Jason Alexander aroused, thinks he married Britney Spears

Actor Jason Alexander, the short, stocky and balding actor of "Seinfeld" fame, awoke this morning after a long night of partying, and was stunned but visibly aroused after reading the USA Today and learning that he had married pop star Brit...

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Oscar Wrap-Up

Funny story: Oscar Wrap-Up

Hollywood, CA The 76th Annual Academy Awards were last night. Charlize Theron won for Best Actress proving that Oscar believes that when a pret...

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Vatican Report: The Inquisition wasn't that bad...George W. Bush Agrees

Funny story: Vatican Report: The Inquisition wasn't that bad...George W. Bush Agrees

Vatican Officials have released a report saying that although the Inquisition burned people at the stake, stretched them to death on the rack, maimed and abused tens of thousands and possibly millions just because they weren't Roman Catholic, it real...

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Carrot Top Does More Commercials; Suicide Rate Rises

Funny story: Carrot Top Does More Commercials; Suicide Rate Rises

Comedian Carrot Top has recently supplied AT&T with a new commercial, much to the disappointment of nearly everyone everywhere. "You know, for a while there I was almost sure he had died - I thought I even read about it somewhere." Said an...

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Bush Becomes Iraqi President Ahead Of U.S. Elections

Funny story: Bush Becomes Iraqi President Ahead Of U.S. Elections

Iraqi state television announced yesterday evening that U.S. President George W. Bush has been elected the new Iraqi president. Bush will be taking over from the former "interim" President Ghazi Yawer.

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Brett Favre to finally correct spelling of his last name

Funny story: Brett Favre to finally correct spelling of his last name

In an announcement that has rocked the sporting world at it's core, quarterback Brett Favre has finally admitted his ancestors made a horrible mistake in the spelling of the family's last name.

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King Kong remake stalled over penis dispute

Funny story: King Kong remake stalled over penis dispute

Renowned director Steven Spielberg's remake of the 1933 cult monster classic ‘King Kong' has stalled in the pre-production phase, in a row over whether the giant ape should have a visible 10-foot penis.

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Kerry Selects Pee Wee Herman as Running Mate!

Los Angeles, CA. - John Kerry has announced his running mate for the 2004 election - Pee Wee Herman.

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World Idol In Hot Soup, and other Idol News

Funny story: World Idol In Hot Soup, and other Idol News

After Last Night's announcement, World Idol winner Kurt Nilsen, from Norway, has been offered an advertising deal, by Campbell's Soup. Nilsen, who sports a huge gap between his teeth, will be seen on billboards all over the world, sucking soup throug...

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Simon Cowell Fired From American Idol Due To Passing on William Hung

Funny story: Simon Cowell Fired From American Idol Due To Passing on William Hung

After William Hung's CD, Inspiration, went platinum, American Idol judge Simon Cowell was fired from the show.

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American Idol Shock And Awe: Simon Cowell Heart Attack; Argues With Spoof Writer KungFu IceSkater

Funny story: American Idol Shock And Awe: Simon Cowell Heart Attack; Argues With Spoof Writer KungFu IceSkater

The only music industry executive who actually deserves to change his name (from Clive Davis to "The Smackdown" or "Head Pimp In Charge") caused Simon Cowell, raconteur extraordinaire and future star of "The Limey 2", to have a heart attack early Wed...

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Bill Cosby: President In 2008?

May 30, 2004 (Washington, DC) -...

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Oops! Britney Gets Married Again...to William Hung!

Funny story: Oops! Britney Gets Married Again...to William Hung!

Britney Spears has decided that her first wedding wasn't shocking enough so she got married in a quickie Vegas ceremony again.

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New American Idol Controversy

Funny story: New American Idol Controversy

Hollywood, Ca -- There is a new American Idol controversy behind the scenes that you may or may not know about. This Spoof reporter goes to th...

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American Forces Invade Canada; Take Lethbridge, Medicine Hat

Funny story: American Forces Invade Canada; Take Lethbridge, Medicine Hat

12 CIVILIANS DEAD...

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Low-Down on the Don Ho American Idol Conspiracy

Funny story: Low-Down on the Don Ho American Idol Conspiracy

USA -- The whole country was in shock from 9:55 - 9:57 EST last night as LaToya London was voted off of American Idol. "Man, this i...

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Hard Time for Kerry at First Transvestite Concert

Funny story: Hard Time for Kerry at First Transvestite Concert

Senator Kerry held his first joint Transvestite Concert with British comedian Eddie Izzard in San Francisco. 12 additional Transvestite concerts were scheduled as Kerry attempts to appeal to another minority group in his bid for the Presidency. Sen...

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AFL-CIO Supports Intestinal Bacteria Strike Plan

Funny story: AFL-CIO Supports Intestinal Bacteria Strike Plan

Colon - Frustrated by what they referred to as "inhumane" conditions, tens of millions of bacteria in your large intestine issued a comprehensive set of work rules demands today. Ranging from improved lighting and ventilation to greater security, th...

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American Idol Winner Announced

Funny story: American Idol Winner Announced

Yes, almost two full days before the results show, this reporter has learned who will win American Idol.

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Apple Computer Issues Gwyneth Paltrow Ultimatum: Rename your baby or we sue

Funny story: Apple Computer Issues Gwyneth Paltrow Ultimatum: Rename your baby or we sue

The head honchos at Apple Computer have contacted Gwyneth Paltrow and her rocker-husband, Chris Martin, and told them in no uncertain terms that they must rename their baby.

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Britney Spears Adds Third Breast

When she first burst on the pop music scene Britney Spears was a young, relatively talented, relatively flat-chested girl. Within a year or so as her career took off, so did the size of her chest. Or perhaps more accurately, as her breasts...

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Iranian Frog Gives Birth to "Judy Finnegan"

Funny story: Iranian Frog Gives Birth to "Judy Finnegan"

An Iranian newspaper has reported the controversial story of a frog who claims to have given birth to a Daytime Television presenter.

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Indian actress bills Clinton for sex

An Indian actress has claimed that former United States President Bill Clinton had sex with her and has not yet paid the bill.

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John Kerry Captures Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan

Funny story: John Kerry Captures Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan

ISLAMABAD. In a mighty strike to the core of infamous terror group Al-Qaeda, Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry , assisted by a small privately contracted army of expert fighters and strategists, captured terrorist leader Osama bin La...

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Lance Armstrong: "It's all her fault!"

Funny story: Lance Armstrong: "It's all her fault!"

Cycling champion Lance Armstrong is severely irate these days about his falling behind in the Tour de France, claiming that he has been currently in dazes during the race. I guess this explains why he was in fourth place for a majority of tim...

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Pope slams Windows - calls it "diabolical" - dubs Bill Gates "spawn of Satan"

Vatican City, Monday Vatican sources today confirmed the rumor that Pope John Paul II last week experienced problems with his laptop computer, caus...

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Man Has Vagina Implanted In His Hand

An unidentified, but self-proclaimed ‘ugly man' had surgeons implant a vagina from a cadaver in his left hand last week, it was announced today. Doctors at the Nashua Clinic for Sexual Re-Implementation, in Nashua New Hampshire, said the patient, kn...

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Keanu Reeves Released From Jail

Funny story: Keanu Reeves Released From Jail

Keanu Reeves was released from jail today after paying a massive six million dollar bail.

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Mel Gibson plans The Passion of the Devil

Mel Gibson is not giving up after the unprecedented success of his film The Passion of the Christ. He will now make The Passion of the Devil.

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‘Friends' Final Episode: A Big Disappointment

Funny story: ‘Friends' Final Episode: A Big Disappointment

A Gallup poll commissioned by NBC competitor, The Spice Channel (?), finds that 90% of Spice Channel viewers were highly disappointed with the final episode of Friends.

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Paris Hilton Gives Out "Sex Flight Training" Email Address!

As reported earlier, Paris Hilton has been going though extensive flight training for her upcoming porno film to be made in space on a special flight aboa...

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Humane Treatment for Hitler's Offspring?

Funny story: Humane Treatment for Hitler's Offspring?

Hitler's putative offspring liked to talk about destroying anencephalic infants. They claimed that beings like the anencephalic are useless. They believed that such infants should be allowed to die, unlike the medical society in this country which believes in providing warmth and ventilation until such infants expire naturally. Sure, the young Hitler’s had the influence of Herr Fuh...

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Hitler ad compares MoveOn.org to Bush

Funny story: Hitler ad compares MoveOn.org to Bush

A shocking and strongly worded advertisement placed in The New York Times and signed by "A. Hitler" has compared MoveOn.org to President Bush. All sides are now offended.

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