Written by Rebut

Monday, 30 August 2004

image for New York : Hell No!!
I'll give you the two John's...don't forget to flush.

California has been focused on a FERTILISER salesman, Scott Peterson who allegedly killed his wife. Chicago has been baffled about Dave Matthews Band throwing HUMAN WASTE into the Chicago River. Now Anti-Bush protesters scream : "Hell no, WE WON'T GO" which is an oath not to use the toilet until Bush is gone.

A Republican Party spokesman said : "We finally have definitive proof of what we have always known - Democrats are full of shit!!"

The Anti-Bush demos are out in force in New York. Obviously they haven't been reading one of their role models - John Pilger. Pilger says it might be better to hang onto Bush than bring on Kerry. Toilet paper anyone?

The Republican Convention to nominate George W. Bush for a second term is amid some of the tightest security yet. There are police and dogs everywhere which might have created some logistical problems among the protestors.

The organisors say there are about half a million protestors while police say it's about 125 000. The police have the edge because they can easily pick their dogs out from the balance of the crowd.

We shouldn't laugh at people who turn out in their thousands to protest against George W. We should laugh at people who turn out in their thousands to suggest that Senator John C Kerry be the next leader of the free world. (C is for Cambodia which all Americans will have to swallow if Ol' JK is elected)

I'm not saying that Senator Kerry is useless : Hell no!! He would have to learn many skills before we can upgrade him to useless.

What can one say about Senator Kerry that hasn't already been said about Phlebitis? He's just chosen that John Edwards from "Crossing Over" as his running mate.

No Traps hasn't lost it, forget the lawyer John Edwards I'll bet you Kerry wants John Edwards to help him "cross over" to Cambodia 1968 and see if he was there or is he losing his mind.

Can you picture it? "You are aboard a Swit" -- "That's Swift" --- "Whatever...". Can you imagine the Iranian nuclear question coming home to roost? We cross to the Whitehouse for a decision from President Kerry.

"My fellow Americans within a very short space of time I will be deciding how to deal with this problem. If I may does anyone know which one Iran is?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: New York, California

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