Voting Meaningless, Says FEC Chairman

Funny story: Voting Meaningless, Says FEC Chairman

Federal Election Commission Chairman Bradley Smith explained to reporters today that an individual vote is effectively meaningless. "Look, there are 300 million Americans out there," Smith said, "You can't be so naive you think YO...

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SpongeBob Squarepants On Atkins Diet

Funny story: SpongeBob Squarepants On Atkins Diet

A spokesperson for SpongeBob Squarepants said on Wednesday that the undersea sensation will be using the Atkins Diet to lose some unwanted pounds, in order to broaden his acting horizons. "[Sponge]Bob does not want to be typecast. He wants to...

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Aussie Scientists Use Insect Swarms For Next Generation Of Weapons

Funny story: Aussie Scientists Use Insect Swarms For Next Generation Of Weapons

Australian scientists are using the collective intelligence found in insect swarms to develop the next generation of high-tech military hardware. Alex Ryan who heads a team from the Defense, Science and Technology Organisation says they are developin...

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U.S. Softball Team Beats U.S. Men's Basketball Team

Funny story: U.S. Softball Team Beats U.S. Men's Basketball Team

ATHENS, GREECE-- The U.S. men's basketball team was delivered another hard blow today when they were beat for a third time. But, with this loss doesn't come elimination from the Olympic games. Why, you may ask. Well, this loss just might...

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Thatcher masterminded African coup fiasco

Funny story: Thatcher masterminded African coup fiasco

Johannesburg, Wednesday (Rioters) - Baroness Thatcher had to be resuscitated by MI6 emergency services this morning as she broke down at the news that her son Sir Mark Thatcher had been arrested at his Cape Town home and charged with financing a co...

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Iraqis Find New Jobs in Florida

Funny story: Iraqis Find New Jobs in Florida

Some of Saddam Hussein's former police officers are due to start a new life in America -- as Bush Florida campaign workers . When he left Iraq, Paul Bremer is believed to have tapped his "favorite Iraqis" for the task, and arranged for...

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Secret Service Carry Dart Guns -- to Protect the Public!

Funny story: Secret Service Carry Dart Guns -- to Protect the Public!

Officials today refused to confirm or deny reports that the Presidential Protection Detail of the Secret Service have been issued with tranquilizer dart guns in the event of President Bush's suddenly running amok in public.

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