Written by Dorry McGuire

Sunday, 8 August 2004

image for Bush Said To Be Missing One Bad Guy
Alhaketre Yuhano Vankhan AKA Steven Demetre Georgiou

The Spoof interviewer Sonny Koufax heard that John Kerry has been seeking some suspected terrorists that President Bush has missed. One of those people was Alhaketre Yuhano Vankhan. Vankhan has been said to have gone by the alias of Steven Demetre Georgiou.
Georgiou was last seen in England supposedly writing the Sheryl Crow hit "The First Cut Is The Deepest" but Kerry said, "He was not writing that back then. It's obvious he was planning out a terrorist act!" Nobody has heard from Georgiou since 1971. Rumors floated around that he fled the country to become what he is suspected to be: An enemy to America's nation.
We here at The Spoof weren't so sure about this whole deal. When we attempted to send Sonny Koufax to interview the presidential candidate, Kerry responded, "Vankhan or Georgiou or whatever his name is, he's a terrorist, and we're gonna get rid of him, I mean think about it: The First Cut Is The Deepest? Please, there has got to be a hint of terrorism in there.
The Spoof interviewer Elise Greyson also commented on this whole thing. "I swear I freaked out when they showed me the photo. This guy DID look like a terrorist. I never would've thought!!" We also sent some of our writers out to talk about this. Dorry McGuire said: "I just can't get over it!! Will they never rid all of the terrorists?? It's getting crazy."
Today, it is a mystery where Georgiou has gone. Some people say he had become a positive religious fanatic, others say he was killed in a terrorist act. John Kerry said of President Bush, "He couldn't find this horrible enemy because he's too focused on the harmless. We [Kerry and Edwards] will find this man, and bring him to justice, as Bush has been refusing to do during his endless term of presidency. He's been too stuck on that whats-his-name guy that's behind 9-11. On the other hand, John Edwards and I will find the man!! Say goodbye to your evil ways, Mr. Georgiou. The only way this nation can be a Wild World is with you gone and out of here!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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