Women Spoof News

7 July 2020

COVID-19 Hates Women Leaders, Loves Trump

Scientists all over the world have discovered messages under their microscopes. They are bizarre configurations from the coronavirus. The communications are all the same: We hate women leaders and adore male authoritarians and strongmen. The COV...

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Women are naked under clothes

A group that makes observations noticed that all women are totally, 100%, shamelessly naked under their outer clothes.

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Snubbed Top Brass Demotes Iraq Mud Wrestlers

CAMP BUCCA, IRAQ --- After their harrowing tour of duty in Iraq, only days away from going home, the men and women of Camp Bucca, Iraq, felt like blowing off a little steam. Now, the Guard unit stands shamed, and the soldiers have mud on their faces.

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Harvey Weinstein Requests To Be Put In The Same Prison Cell As Bill Cosby

NEW YORK CITY – Now that disgraced movie mogul, Harvey Weinstein, has been found guilty of sexual assault, he will be sentenced to prison. Weinstein spoke with a reporter for the New York Sun Observer, and said that he wants the judge to send him...

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Women have same effect as Viagra

New research has discovered that women have the same effect as Viagra on males. Research at the Centre of Masculine Health has been studying the effect of women on men for many decades now.

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Horny Think Tank?

An all Male Think Tank demands a week off a month or every six weeks as they are feeling frustration and need to rest their brains for awhile. "We are making some great discoveries but we need a short week every now and then to give our brains a r...

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Nancy Pelosi Heads up the House of Representatives, American Women Follow Suit

Nashville Man Does a Total Three-Sixty

Woman Plumber in Market for New Low Riders

Christian Women Enraged by Spoof Story Saying They are Naked

Woman Drove Three Miles Through Blizzard With Naked Drunk Stuck To Windscreen

Men Must Not Submit To Wives' Requests

Woman named "London's Worst Cyclist"

10 Things Men Can Do Better Than Women

Study Reveals "Conversate" Is Not A Word

My week as a woman - day six

English women to replace men in their national football team

Armstrong Can Have It, Tour Riders Say

Women's study on average penis size yields negative results.

Houston, Texas- A recent Houston women's study found that among the 1,004 four men who involuntarily submitted information on their penis size, very few were at all impressive or up to par.

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A Group of Wisconsin Republican Women Tell Sarah Palin Not To Even Think About Running For President

MILWAUKEE - Vareena May Pottpiffle, executive director for The Blue Haired Republican Women of Wisconsin has sent Sarah Palin a very strongly worded text message. Mrs. Pottpiffle told the woman known as "Snowflake" Palin to not even think about ru...

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Joe Biden solves problem of being of being Overly Frisky and Friendly

Joe Biden's exceptionally friendly nature around women has been analyzed, and the mystery has been unveiled through an expert team of ophthalmologists. Modern medicine has breached the dilemma of Joe's forward nature, and deflated his overly-ambi...

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Iran Training 10,000 All-Female Ninja Killers

While abusing women in public, the CIA has gotten information that the Iranian government has an army of 10,000 women ninja warriors. Why this isn't getting out to the Western powers I don't know, because it's right there in print in the 'Strange...

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My week as a woman - day two

I awoke on the Sunday morning, momentarily forgetting about my forfeit. I had lost a bet with my wife on the subject of pain. My wife decided over the course of a week, I would discover the pain women put up with every day. The previous day's shopping trip came back to me as I rolled over to get five more minutes, only to get my thumb caught in some lacy contraption I had gone to sleep in. As I...

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Ball Busters: BOP the vote for GOP!

Michele Bachmann, Christine O'Donnell, Sarah Palin (BOP) announce national tour to BOP the vote! Just when you thought that the attack on America's manhood couldn't get worse, the three Tea Party spokeswomen joined forces to prove that their Democrat...

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GOP to women: "You have the right to remain silent! But that's it sweetheart!"

When Reince Priebus, Chairman of the RNC, called a press coference today pertaining to women's rights, the media assumed he would counter attack the Democaratic Party's claim that the GOP is against womens's rights. The media was confident he would m...

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Comic Books: Literacy for the Illiterate

A comic book is a magazine, rarely a book, printed on cheap newsprint or toilet tissue, which is rarely funny, or "comic," so it should be renamed, but those in the industry are lazy, preferring to draw poorly executed pictures that illustrate barely literate narratives (stories) in bold and fancy fonts. Due to the imbecilic level of their "reader's" intelligence and literacy, these magazines a...

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My week as a woman - day five

I had a startling choice on the fifth day of my forfeit. Having eaten more chillies than me, and completed a one thousand piece jigsaw faster, my wife had decided to teach me the meaning of female pain by exposing it to me for an entire week. When I awoke on the Wednesday to the sound of my alarm going off at ridiculous o'clock, I remembered that I had to go into the office. My wife had told me...

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Nashville Woman Decides to Put Herself Out There

Recently, Catherine Parker of Nashville, Tennessee, made the extremely personal decision to put herself out there. “I'm ready,” she said. “This decision didn't come easily, but I've been working on Me for a long time, and it's really paid off. I'm...

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Diego Maradona Killed in Car Crash, Radio Station Implicated.

Diego Maradona, hero of Argentine football, is dead... or is he? According to an Argentine Radio Station, he died in a car crash which also killed his Nephew.

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Insensitive Jerk Tells Female Co-Worker: "Gee, that's a nice blouse, Charlene." - Charged With Sexual Harassment

SEATTLE - An extremely insensitive jerk was arrested today after he blatantly informed a female co-worker that he thought she had a nice blouse.

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Women Say Suicide Pact Leader Wasn't the Hunk He Claimed to Be

KLAMATH FALLS, Oregon - Most of the women who had agreed to travel to Gerald Krein's trailer to disrobe, share intimacies with him, and then hang themselves said they changed their minds as soon as they saw his photo on the Web. Krein, 26, had been p...

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Bill Clinton Confesses

Somewhere in political heaven-Bubba Bill Clinton finally admits he has a thing for "babes," particularly women willing to play his political thingie for free money, free love, freebies and free Willie, not necessarily in that order, but necessary in...

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