Funny story: When Pussy Surpassed Fanny as the Nation’s Favourite

When Pussy Surpassed Fanny as the Nation’s Favourite

Throughout the early 1960s, in darkened rooms, an astonished nation would peer at its flickering black and white “television sets” on a regular basis at peak viewing times, aghast at what it was seeing. Before the populace’s very eyes, both young and...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Does a Total Three-Sixty

Nashville Man Does a Total Three-Sixty

Discontented with life as usual, Bertram Harvest of Nashville, Tennessee, did a total about-face, followed by another, ending up in precisely where he had started. “What goes around comes around,” said Harvest. “In this case, it was me.” Accord...

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Funny story: Harvey Weinstein Requests To Be Put In The Same Prison Cell As Bill Cosby

Harvey Weinstein Requests To Be Put In The Same Prison Cell As Bill Cosby

NEW YORK CITY – Now that disgraced movie mogul, Harvey Weinstein, has been found guilty of sexual assault, he will be sentenced to prison. Weinstein spoke with a reporter for the New York Sun Observer, and said that he wants the judge to send him...

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Funny story: My week as a woman - day five

My week as a woman - day five

I had a startling choice on the fifth day of my forfeit. Having eaten more chillies than me, and completed a one thousand piece jigsaw faster, my wife had decided to teach me the meaning of female pain by exposing it to me for an entire week. When I awoke on the Wednesday to the sound of my alarm going off at ridiculous o'clock, I remembered that I had to go into the office. My wife had told me...

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Funny story: Phil Neville Philosophical About England Defeat

Phil Neville Philosophical About England Defeat

England Women's football team coach, Phil Neville, was philosophical in defeat last night, as his charges went out of the World Cup in Paris with a 2-1 reverse at the hands of holders and favorites, the USA. Neville told reporters: "It's back to t...

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Funny story: Snubbed Top Brass Demotes Iraq Mud Wrestlers

Snubbed Top Brass Demotes Iraq Mud Wrestlers

CAMP BUCCA, IRAQ --- After their harrowing tour of duty in Iraq, only days away from going home, the men and women of Camp Bucca, Iraq, felt like blowing off a little steam. Now, the Guard unit stands shamed, and the soldiers have mud on their faces.

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Funny story: Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep

Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep

After having started off with humble beginnings, the ace comedian, actor and Roman General, Julius Caesar, went on to reach dizzying heights when suddently attacked by several close friends. His friends lead by Caesar's confidant, Brutus, accused...

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Funny story: BBC Sports Commentator Sets Precedent by Using the Word "Unprecedented"

BBC Sports Commentator Sets Precedent by Using the Word "Unprecedented"

Football fans were stunned and amazed while watching coverage of England vs. Colombia when commentator Simon Brotherton deliberately used the word "unprecedented". The BBC switchboard and Twitter account were overwhelmed by the response, including d...

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Funny story: Woman Drove Three Miles Through Blizzard With Naked Drunk Stuck To Windscreen

Woman Drove Three Miles Through Blizzard With Naked Drunk Stuck To Windscreen

Mrs Dorothy Polkadott was today fined £25 for driving without due care and attention at Blow Street Magistrates Court, after a police officer on patrol saw her Starburst Green Mercedes ploughing at speed through a blizzard with a naked drunk stuck to...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Cleared of Douchebag Allegations

Nashville Man Cleared of Douchebag Allegations

Accused of being a docuchebag by a woman with whom he wanted to have a casual sexual relationship, but was unwilling to actually date, Ned Hackett was fully exonerated by a jury of his peers, who heard his case at an East Nashville bar. "To me, it...

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Funny story: Law Firm Mistakenly Gives Company Umbrella to Non-Employee Cleaning Woman

Law Firm Mistakenly Gives Company Umbrella to Non-Employee Cleaning Woman

Partners at internationally acclaimed mergers and acquisitions firm Shrinks, Globe & Greid, LLP, were chagrined when, as part of the firm's annual Employee Appreciation Week, an intern in their Manhattan office mistakenly distributed a company um...

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Funny story: My week as a woman - day three

My week as a woman - day three

I was glad that I had the week off work for Easter. It was why my wife had chosen this week for my forfeit, but I knew full well that she would have insisted I go to work, and then checked up on me. For the whole week I would experience the pain of femininity on pain of pain. Believe me when I say that the pain of being a woman for one week can in no way compare to what my wife is capable of. O...

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Funny story: Saddam Hussein Voted World's Sexiest Ex-Statesman

Saddam Hussein Voted World's Sexiest Ex-Statesman

It seems the women of the world have fallen for the ex-Iraqi president. In a closely fought, neck and neck contest with runner-up George Bush Snr, Saddam has emerged the winner of this year's "World's Sexiest Ex-Statesman" contest by a mere 3 vo...

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Funny story: Woman Plumber in Market for New Low Riders

Woman Plumber in Market for New Low Riders

Apprentice plumber Brianna Chidders of Dexter Plumbing & Heating in Des Moines has outgrown her well-worn work jeans and is now in the market for a new pair. "I've been wearing the same pair for more than a year and It's getting to where I just c...

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Funny story: My week as a woman - day six

My week as a woman - day six

There is obviously something deeply wrong with me. I didn't think twice about the morning routine this morning. It's day six, the penultimate day of my forfeit for losing a bet with my wife on who can take more pain, men or women. I have spent the last five days experiencing several aspects of female pain. This morning, I removed the hair that had grown overnight around my thighs, moisturised, dre...

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Funny story: International Women's Day Passes Off Without Incident

International Women's Day Passes Off Without Incident

The annual International Women's Day celebrations got off to a bright-and-breezy early start today, with many women merely carrying on with their normal daily routines. In New York, housewife Barbara Oppression got busy with some ironing, before w...

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Funny story: The Former Queen of Country Music Loretta Lynn Slams Today’s Country Music

The Former Queen of Country Music Loretta Lynn Slams Today’s Country Music

HURRICANE MILLS, Tennessee – Ichabod Fernandez with The Vox Populi News Agency sat down with the legendary 87-year-old Loretta Lynn at her Tennessee Southern-style Mansion Casa Grits. Lynn was barefoot, and was wearing a torn Calamity Jane blouse...

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Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

TORONTO, Canada - Those kooky Canucks! They hit the Hollyweird jackpot, and all they do is bitch! Imagine winning a role in the remake of Total Recall and complaining about it. That's exactly what Canadian actress Kaitlyn Leeb did in a recent interview, much to the chagrin of Original Films executives and their counterparts at Columbia Pictures, the company distributing the movie. Leeb's compla...

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Funny story: My week as a woman - day two

My week as a woman - day two

I awoke on the Sunday morning, momentarily forgetting about my forfeit. I had lost a bet with my wife on the subject of pain. My wife decided over the course of a week, I would discover the pain women put up with every day. The previous day's shopping trip came back to me as I rolled over to get five more minutes, only to get my thumb caught in some lacy contraption I had gone to sleep in. As I...

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Funny story: Homosexuality: The Truth

Homosexuality: The Truth

1947. A year mixed with controversy and doubt. The war is over and Hitler has been defeated but the human race that inhabits this world still faces a grim problem. With the death of millions after world war two the race of man started to breed like never before. Women were having up to 15 children each, desperate to have the offspring of as many war hero's as possible. The Men would abuse thei...

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