Funny story - Snubbed Top Brass Demotes Iraq Mud Wrestlers

Snubbed Top Brass Demotes Iraq Mud Wrestlers

CAMP BUCCA, IRAQ --- After their harrowing tour of duty in Iraq, only days away from going home, the men and women of Camp Bucca, Iraq, felt like blowing off a little steam. Now, the Guard unit stands shamed, and the soldiers have mud on their faces.

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Funny story - Football clubs are under pressure to review their names so no one is offended - Arsenal are twitching

Football clubs are under pressure to review their names so no one is offended - Arsenal are twitching

British teams are considering name changes in response to sensitive public opinion. ‘Public opinion is like a powder keg,' said the Arsenal chairman. 'If we get this wrong, the result could be explosive.’ Manchester City’s new owner, Billy O’L…

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Funny story - Women Say Suicide Pact Leader Wasn't the Hunk He Claimed to Be

Women Say Suicide Pact Leader Wasn't the Hunk He Claimed to Be

KLAMATH FALLS, Oregon - Most of the women who had agreed to travel to Gerald Krein's trailer to disrobe, share intimacies with him, and then hang themselves said they changed their minds as soon as they saw his photo on the Web. Krein, 26, had been p...

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Funny story - COVID-19 Hates Women Leaders, Loves Trump

COVID-19 Hates Women Leaders, Loves Trump

Scientists all over the world have discovered messages under their microscopes. They are bizarre configurations from the coronavirus. The communications are all the same: We hate women leaders and adore male authoritarians and strongmen. The COV...

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Funny story - Harvey Weinstein Requests To Be Put In The Same Prison Cell As Bill Cosby

Harvey Weinstein Requests To Be Put In The Same Prison Cell As Bill Cosby

NEW YORK CITY – Now that disgraced movie mogul, Harvey Weinstein, has been found guilty of sexual assault, he will be sentenced to prison. Weinstein spoke with a reporter for the New York Sun Observer, and said that he wants the judge to send him...

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Funny story - Iran Training 10,000 All-Female Ninja Killers

Iran Training 10,000 All-Female Ninja Killers

While abusing women in public, the CIA has gotten information that the Iranian government has an army of 10,000 women ninja warriors. Why this isn't getting out to the Western powers I don't know, because it's right there in print in the 'Strange...

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Funny story - Phil Neville Philosophical About England Defeat

Phil Neville Philosophical About England Defeat

England Women's football team coach, Phil Neville, was philosophical in defeat last night, as his charges went out of the World Cup in Paris with a 2-1 reverse at the hands of holders and favorites, the USA. Neville told reporters: "It's back to t...

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Funny story - Woman Drove Three Miles Through Blizzard With Naked Drunk Stuck To Windscreen

Woman Drove Three Miles Through Blizzard With Naked Drunk Stuck To Windscreen

Mrs Dorothy Polkadott was today fined £25 for driving without due care and attention at Blow Street Magistrates Court, after a police officer on patrol saw her Starburst Green Mercedes ploughing at speed through a blizzard with a naked drunk stuck to...

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Funny story - Nancy Pelosi Heads up the House of Representatives, American Women Follow Suit

Nancy Pelosi Heads up the House of Representatives, American Women Follow Suit

For the first time, the Speaker of the House is a woman; and women all over America are taking note and following her example.

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Funny story - Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep

Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep

After having started off with humble beginnings, the ace comedian, actor and Roman General, Julius Caesar, went on to reach dizzying heights when suddently attacked by several close friends. His friends lead by Caesar's confidant, Brutus, accused...

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Funny story - My week as a woman - day five

My week as a woman - day five

I had a startling choice on the fifth day of my forfeit. Having eaten more chillies than me, and completed a one thousand piece jigsaw faster, my wife had decided to teach me the meaning of female pain by exposing it to me for an entire week. When I awoke on the Wednesday to the sound of my alarm going off at ridiculous o'clock, I remembered that I had to go into the office. My wife had told me...

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Funny story - Saddam Hussein Voted World's Sexiest Ex-Statesman

Saddam Hussein Voted World's Sexiest Ex-Statesman

It seems the women of the world have fallen for the ex-Iraqi president. In a closely fought, neck and neck contest with runner-up George Bush Snr, Saddam has emerged the winner of this year's "World's Sexiest Ex-Statesman" contest by a mere 3 vo...

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Funny story - Women's study on average penis size yields negative results.

Women's study on average penis size yields negative results.

Houston, Texas- A recent Houston women's study found that among the 1,004 four men who involuntarily submitted information on their penis size, very few were at all impressive or up to par.

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Funny story - Hazardous Waists

Hazardous Waists

Attractive waists have replaced toxic wastes as the biggest problem clean towns in America seem to face.

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Funny story - Nashville Woman Decides to Put Herself Out There

Nashville Woman Decides to Put Herself Out There

Recently, Catherine Parker of Nashville, Tennessee, made the extremely personal decision to put herself out there. “I'm ready,” she said. “This decision didn't come easily, but I've been working on Me for a long time, and it's really paid off. I'm...

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Funny story - Woman Plumber in Market for New Low Riders

Woman Plumber in Market for New Low Riders

Apprentice plumber Brianna Chidders of Dexter Plumbing & Heating in Des Moines has outgrown her well-worn work jeans and is now in the market for a new pair. "I've been wearing the same pair for more than a year and It's getting to where I just c...

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Funny story - Shapeless House Dress Garment of Choice for Many American Women

Shapeless House Dress Garment of Choice for Many American Women

Increasingly edging out workout clothes and sweatpants, the shapeless house dress has become the fashion garment of choice for American women who have had enough of fitted attire. "They're so easy," said Anna Partridge of Nashville, Tennessee, who...

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Funny story - Donald Trump's grandfather's will could be source of Trump's election loss

Donald Trump's grandfather's will could be source of Trump's election loss

The Will and Last Testament of Donald Trump's grandfather, Frederick C. Trump, has been discovered and is a major factor in this year's presidential election. According to the Will, located in the execute suite of the abandoned Trump Mahal casino in...

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Funny story - Christian Women Enraged by Spoof Story Saying They are Naked

Christian Women Enraged by Spoof Story Saying They are Naked

Right thinking Christian women of high moral standards in this country are outraged by the story by Buck E. Filbert of the Spoof Magazine that contends that they are n...

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Funny story - Ball Busters: BOP the vote for GOP!

Ball Busters: BOP the vote for GOP!

Michele Bachmann, Christine O'Donnell, Sarah Palin (BOP) announce national tour to BOP the vote! Just when you thought that the attack on America's manhood couldn't get worse, the three Tea Party spokeswomen joined forces to prove that their Democrat...

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