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Comic Books: Literacy for the Illiterate

A comic book is a magazine, rarely a book, printed on cheap newsprint or toilet tissue, which is rarely funny, or "comic," so it should be renamed, but those in the industry are lazy, preferring to draw poorly executed pictures that illustrate barely literate narratives (stories) in bold and fancy fonts. Due to the imbecilic level of their "reader's" intelligence and literacy, these magazines a...

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Woman In Computer Company's "Sexual Harassment" Video Really Hot

Funny story: Woman In Computer Company's "Sexual Harassment" Video Really Hot

Salt Lake City - The woman in the computer company Sencorp's "Sexual Harassment" video is really hot, according to new employee Mark Smithers.

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Real Women Fart

I am so sick of pretending...so get real. GAS is good. If you can't fart around the ones you love, they can't be trusted and must be killed. I am constantly being surrounded by women that would have me believe that they never blow it out. Really? Give me a god damn break...these same women let strangers wax their crotch, but would never think to let one go in say...a crowded elevator or someth...

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Research shows men are superior to women

Funny story: Research shows men are superior to women

Recent research shows that the Y chromosome, which is what creates the male gender, evolves faster than the female genetic code. In a chimpanzee study comparing humans and chimps it was demonstrated that the male Y chromosome was thirty percent d...

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Bean Flicking in Crumpet Dean

Funny story: Bean Flicking in Crumpet Dean

Women of all ages from around the sleepy village of Crumpet-Dean in Gloucestershire will today be joining the locals on the green for an unusual event to flick-start the harvest season. Today marks the annual 'Flicking Of The Bean'- a competition...

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Pro Choice Plea:"George, George, Stay Out of My Bush"

Organizers of The March for Women's Rights estimate that Sundays pro abortion rally in Washington drew a crowd of at least one million people, possibly more. In a statement issued from in hiding at Camp David, President Bush called on the nation to "...

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It's official, old ladies really do smell of wee!

Funny story: It's official, old ladies really do smell of wee!

New research by scientists in Holland has discovered the reason why many elderly women smell of urine.

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The Delilah Paradox: Elderly Girl Shaves it All Off

"Don't cry, Mama, it will grow back in no time," Elderly Girl says, holding her ever-tinier old mother in her arms. God, that woman's tears can rip you to shreds. Elderly Girl does not enjoy having to be maternal. It gets in the way of her lust for drama. As most of you are are aware, Elderly Girl had perhaps the most beautiful and celebrated hair on Earth. Even so, the urge to liberate hers...

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