Snubbed Top Brass Demotes Iraq Mud Wrestlers
CAMP BUCCA, IRAQ --- After their harrowing tour of duty in Iraq, only days away from going home, the men and women of Camp Bucca, Iraq, felt like blowing off a little steam. Now, the Guard unit stands shamed, and the soldiers have mud on their faces.
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Football clubs are under pressure to review their names so no one is offended - Arsenal are twitching
British teams are considering name changes in response to sensitive public opinion. ‘Public opinion is like a powder keg,' said the Arsenal chairman. 'If we get this wrong, the result could be explosive.’ Manchester City’s new owner, Billy O’L…
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Women Say Suicide Pact Leader Wasn't the Hunk He Claimed to Be
KLAMATH FALLS, Oregon - Most of the women who had agreed to travel to Gerald Krein's trailer to disrobe, share intimacies with him, and then hang themselves said they changed their minds as soon as they saw his photo on the Web. Krein, 26, had been p...
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COVID-19 Hates Women Leaders, Loves Trump
Scientists all over the world have discovered messages under their microscopes. They are bizarre configurations from the coronavirus. The communications are all the same: We hate women leaders and adore male authoritarians and strongmen. The COV...
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Harvey Weinstein Requests To Be Put In The Same Prison Cell As Bill Cosby
NEW YORK CITY – Now that disgraced movie mogul, Harvey Weinstein, has been found guilty of sexual assault, he will be sentenced to prison. Weinstein spoke with a reporter for the New York Sun Observer, and said that he wants the judge to send him...
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Iran Training 10,000 All-Female Ninja Killers
While abusing women in public, the CIA has gotten information that the Iranian government has an army of 10,000 women ninja warriors. Why this isn't getting out to the Western powers I don't know, because it's right there in print in the 'Strange...
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English women to replace men in their national football team
My week as a woman - day four
US Navy: It's OK For Women to 'Go Down!'
Local Man Having Problems In Bed
Papal Bull Attacks Women
Girl Finally Meets 'Soul Mate' After 5 Relationships In 9 Months
Michaela Tabb - now there's a woman referee with balls of steel!
Andy Rooney voted sexiest newscaster by blind, insane women
Squirrel Woman Accused of Collecting Men's Nuts
Yeast Infection Project Dogs Get Dumped
Superman Stunned to be Listed on StayClearOfTheseMen.com Website
Law Firm Mistakenly Gives Company Umbrella to Non-Employee Cleaning Woman
Phil Neville Philosophical About England Defeat
England Women's football team coach, Phil Neville, was philosophical in defeat last night, as his charges went out of the World Cup in Paris with a 2-1 reverse at the hands of holders and favorites, the USA. Neville told reporters: "It's back to t...
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Woman Drove Three Miles Through Blizzard With Naked Drunk Stuck To Windscreen
Mrs Dorothy Polkadott was today fined £25 for driving without due care and attention at Blow Street Magistrates Court, after a police officer on patrol saw her Starburst Green Mercedes ploughing at speed through a blizzard with a naked drunk stuck to...
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Nancy Pelosi Heads up the House of Representatives, American Women Follow Suit
For the first time, the Speaker of the House is a woman; and women all over America are taking note and following her example.
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Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep
After having started off with humble beginnings, the ace comedian, actor and Roman General, Julius Caesar, went on to reach dizzying heights when suddently attacked by several close friends. His friends lead by Caesar's confidant, Brutus, accused...
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My week as a woman - day five
I had a startling choice on the fifth day of my forfeit. Having eaten more chillies than me, and completed a one thousand piece jigsaw faster, my wife had decided to teach me the meaning of female pain by exposing it to me for an entire week. When I awoke on the Wednesday to the sound of my alarm going off at ridiculous o'clock, I remembered that I had to go into the office. My wife had told me...
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Saddam Hussein Voted World's Sexiest Ex-Statesman
It seems the women of the world have fallen for the ex-Iraqi president. In a closely fought, neck and neck contest with runner-up George Bush Snr, Saddam has emerged the winner of this year's "World's Sexiest Ex-Statesman" contest by a mere 3 vo...
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Nashville Woman Decides to Put Herself Out There
Recently, Catherine Parker of Nashville, Tennessee, made the extremely personal decision to put herself out there. “I'm ready,” she said. “This decision didn't come easily, but I've been working on Me for a long time, and it's really paid off. I'm...
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Woman Plumber in Market for New Low Riders
Apprentice plumber Brianna Chidders of Dexter Plumbing & Heating in Des Moines has outgrown her well-worn work jeans and is now in the market for a new pair. "I've been wearing the same pair for more than a year and It's getting to where I just c...
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Shapeless House Dress Garment of Choice for Many American Women
Increasingly edging out workout clothes and sweatpants, the shapeless house dress has become the fashion garment of choice for American women who have had enough of fitted attire. "They're so easy," said Anna Partridge of Nashville, Tennessee, who...
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Donald Trump's grandfather's will could be source of Trump's election loss
The Will and Last Testament of Donald Trump's grandfather, Frederick C. Trump, has been discovered and is a major factor in this year's presidential election. According to the Will, located in the execute suite of the abandoned Trump Mahal casino in...
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Ball Busters: BOP the vote for GOP!
Michele Bachmann, Christine O'Donnell, Sarah Palin (BOP) announce national tour to BOP the vote! Just when you thought that the attack on America's manhood couldn't get worse, the three Tea Party spokeswomen joined forces to prove that their Democrat...
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