Funny story: Phil Neville Philosophical About England Defeat

Phil Neville Philosophical About England Defeat

England Women's football team coach, Phil Neville, was philosophical in defeat last night, as his charges went out of the World Cup in Paris with a 2-1 reverse at the hands of holders and favorites, the USA. Neville told reporters: "It's back to t...

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Funny story: Letters To The Editor - From Women At A Full Moon

Letters To The Editor - From Women At A Full Moon

DISCOVERY Dear Sir, I wonder if any of your readers can settle an argument? Only, my husband and I were having a discussion the other day about the end of the world. He reckons it will happen either when the sun finally goes nova, turns into a red giant and swallows the earth up, or when we get hit by a giant asteroid. I reckon it'll end when we get overrun with vampires and zombies, which w...

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Funny story: Women are naked under clothes

Women are naked under clothes

A group that makes observations noticed that all women are totally, 100%, shamelessly naked under their outer clothes.

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Funny story: Women have same effect as Viagra

Women have same effect as Viagra

New research has discovered that women have the same effect as Viagra on males. Research at the Centre of Masculine Health has been studying the effect of women on men for many decades now.

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Funny story: Snubbed Top Brass Demotes Iraq Mud Wrestlers

Snubbed Top Brass Demotes Iraq Mud Wrestlers

CAMP BUCCA, IRAQ --- After their harrowing tour of duty in Iraq, only days away from going home, the men and women of Camp Bucca, Iraq, felt like blowing off a little steam. Now, the Guard unit stands shamed, and the soldiers have mud on their faces.

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Funny story: International Women's Day Passes Off Without Incident

International Women's Day Passes Off Without Incident

The annual International Women's Day celebrations got off to a bright-and-breezy early start today, with many women merely carrying on with their normal daily routines. In New York, housewife Barbara Oppression got busy with some ironing, before w...

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Funny story: Tennessee woman lives according to Bible for one year--and is pissed about it!

Tennessee woman lives according to Bible for one year--and is pissed about it!

DAYTON, Tennessee (ABSNN) - A female Dayton blogger, Rachel Held Evans, lived an entire year according to the rules laid out in the King James Version of the Bible. Among other biblical tenants she followed, she addressed her husband as "Master," an...

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Funny story: New York Woman Happy to Be Single by Choice

New York Woman Happy to Be Single by Choice

Although it would be quite simple for her to meet her soul-mate and fall madly and passionately in love should she so opt, 38-year-old Brenda Meadows of Brooklyn, New York, is genuinely happy to be single by choice. “It’s a decision I feel so good...

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Funny story: Study finds hot women are more fun to study

Study finds hot women are more fun to study

A latest study on scientists studying women found that hot women were more fun to study. The study has been a part of an ongoing effort to discover the secrets of successful hot women.

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Funny story: Men Must Not Submit To Wives' Requests

Men Must Not Submit To Wives' Requests

In elections for the Presidency in 2008 and 2012 Obama would not have won except for the women's vote. The same is true in many Congressional Districts currently held by democrats. Because of this, GOP House Speaker John Boehner has been providing...

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Funny story: Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep

Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep

After having started off with humble beginnings, the ace comedian, actor and Roman General, Julius Caesar, went on to reach dizzying heights when suddently attacked by several close friends. His friends lead by Caesar's confidant, Brutus, accused...

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Funny story: My week as a woman - day five

My week as a woman - day five

I had a startling choice on the fifth day of my forfeit. Having eaten more chillies than me, and completed a one thousand piece jigsaw faster, my wife had decided to teach me the meaning of female pain by exposing it to me for an entire week. When I awoke on the Wednesday to the sound of my alarm going off at ridiculous o'clock, I remembered that I had to go into the office. My wife had told me...

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Funny story: Woman Reeked Of Fish

Woman Reeked Of Fish

A woman trading in Battambang market stank of fish, it has been reported. The woman, aged around 60, was working in the 'indoor' part of the market which is covered by a corrugated metal roof which acts as insulation, and the temperature in that p...

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Funny story: 10 Things Women Can Do Better Than Men

10 Things Women Can Do Better Than Men

1. polish their toe nails while talking on the phone, eating a cheeseburger, and yelling at the kids 2. exercise at the gym without breaking a sweat 3. wear pointy, painful high heels all day 4. shop in all 500 stores at the Mall of America during one visit 5. pick out birthday, anniversary, Christmas, Valentine's, and Mother's Day gifts for themselves and everyone else 6. tr...

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Funny story: Bend and Stretch

Bend and Stretch

The next time you're taking a walk in the park don't be surprised if you see a group of lady pensioners doing aerobics just by the bandstand - That's because Liz Poncho and her group of "Gruntin' Grannies for Fitness" are em...

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Funny story: Aunt Jemima resigns Vice Presidential appointment

Aunt Jemima resigns Vice Presidential appointment

Washington DC - Aunt Jemima held a brief press conference today. She announced that she would no longer agree to be Gaston's pick for Vice President of the United States of America. "I's no way gunna serve no pancakes with crappy aspartame syrup.

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Funny story: Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

According to some, erotica is what women, who lack the balls to refer to it by its real name, call pornography. However, they contend that erotica differs from porn in that it is ofter, warmer, fuzzier, and feels better on the lips and tongue than pornography tends to feel. Characteristics Some individuals also contend that a number of its characteristics further define erotica, distingu...

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Funny story: Twenty Reasons Why Dogs Will Never Be Woman's Best Friend

Twenty Reasons Why Dogs Will Never Be Woman's Best Friend

1. The dog gets to spend more time with her man than the woman does. 2. Why have a dog as a best friend when your other choice is a diamond? 3. I don't know how to put the "crotch sniffing thing" gently. 4. Slobbering, drooling, barfing, peeing, pooping in the house. 5. Flatulence! 6. The dog always get to sit between the woman and the man in the front seat of the car. 7.

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Funny story: Law Firm Mistakenly Gives Company Umbrella to Non-Employee Cleaning Woman

Law Firm Mistakenly Gives Company Umbrella to Non-Employee Cleaning Woman

Partners at internationally acclaimed mergers and acquisitions firm Shrinks, Globe & Greid, LLP, were chagrined when, as part of the firm's annual Employee Appreciation Week, an intern in their Manhattan office mistakenly distributed a company um...

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Funny story: Advertising stupid women

Advertising stupid women

As part of the nature/culture division (Ortner 1974), we see numerous representations of stupid women in popular culture. The division of the world into the male symbolic realm of culture and the female domestic realm leaves women as intellectually inferior.

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