International Women's Day Passes Off Without Incident
The annual International Women's Day celebrations got off to a bright-and-breezy early start today, with many women merely carrying on with their normal daily routines. In New York, housewife Barbara Oppression got busy with some ironing, before w...
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CAMP BUCCA, IRAQ --- After their harrowing tour of duty in Iraq, only days away from going home, the men and women of Camp Bucca, Iraq, felt like blowing off a little steam. Now, the Guard unit stands shamed, and the soldiers have mud on their faces.
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Former Presidential Advisor Karen (Trash em With a Smile) Hughes, one of the "Brains Behind the Bush" has run afoul of various women's rights groups by comparing Pro Choice advocates to Terrorists. The comment brought a firestorm of complaints and de...
Read full storyApathetic Sex Offenders Gleeful at the Prospect of a New Challenge
Sex offenders who have lost their appetite for crime are to be given a new zeal for acts of a heinous nature thanks to some soon to be released products known as Anti Rape Underwear. AR Wear, the company behind the products, will see prototypes ro...
Read full storySaddam Hussein Voted World's Sexiest Ex-Statesman
It seems the women of the world have fallen for the ex-Iraqi president. In a closely fought, neck and neck contest with runner-up George Bush Snr, Saddam has emerged the winner of this year's "World's Sexiest Ex-Statesman" contest by a mere 3 vo...
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It wasn't held in Miami, but the downtown New York event on Friday had all the thrills and disappointments of the real thing. It was the annual Running of the Brides, an event sponsored by a department store in Union Square. This year 900 bride...
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Comic Books: Literacy for the Illiterate
A comic book is a magazine, rarely a book, printed on cheap newsprint or toilet tissue, which is rarely funny, or "comic," so it should be renamed, but those in the industry are lazy, preferring to draw poorly executed pictures that illustrate barely literate narratives (stories) in bold and fancy fonts. Due to the imbecilic level of their "reader's" intelligence and literacy, these magazines a...
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Salt Lake City - The woman in the computer company Sencorp's "Sexual Harassment" video is really hot, according to new employee Mark Smithers.
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I am so sick of pretending...so get real. GAS is good. If you can't fart around the ones you love, they can't be trusted and must be killed. I am constantly being surrounded by women that would have me believe that they never blow it out. Really? Give me a god damn break...these same women let strangers wax their crotch, but would never think to let one go in say...a crowded elevator or someth...
Read full storyResearch shows men are superior to women
Recent research shows that the Y chromosome, which is what creates the male gender, evolves faster than the female genetic code. In a chimpanzee study comparing humans and chimps it was demonstrated that the male Y chromosome was thirty percent d...
Read full storyBean Flicking in Crumpet Dean
Women of all ages from around the sleepy village of Crumpet-Dean in Gloucestershire will today be joining the locals on the green for an unusual event to flick-start the harvest season. Today marks the annual 'Flicking Of The Bean'- a competition...
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Organizers of The March for Women's Rights estimate that Sundays pro abortion rally in Washington drew a crowd of at least one million people, possibly more. In a statement issued from in hiding at Camp David, President Bush called on the nation to "...
Read full storyIt's official, old ladies really do smell of wee!
New research by scientists in Holland has discovered the reason why many elderly women smell of urine.
Read full storyThe Delilah Paradox: Elderly Girl Shaves it All Off
"Don't cry, Mama, it will grow back in no time," Elderly Girl says, holding her ever-tinier old mother in her arms. God, that woman's tears can rip you to shreds. Elderly Girl does not enjoy having to be maternal. It gets in the way of her lust for drama. As most of you are are aware, Elderly Girl had perhaps the most beautiful and celebrated hair on Earth. Even so, the urge to liberate hers...
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