Funny story - Funny and original woman claims Chocolate Orange is one of her five a day

Funny and original woman claims Chocolate Orange is one of her five a day

As people across the country are starting their new year diets, one woman has found a hilarious and original way to eat chocolate and stick to her diet by posting on Fakebook 'Look everyone, having my five a day, LOL' accompanied by a photo of a half…

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Funny story - Woman Ends Ukraine Situation With Fakebook Profile Pic

Woman Ends Ukraine Situation With Fakebook Profile Pic

The world has taken a step closer to achieving peace today, after the revelation that Kylie Slackbucket of Spodbury added an 'I Stand With Ukraine' frame to her Fakebook profile after five gallons of Lambritzi last night. "I think it's really imp…

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Funny story - The Semi-Nude Women’s Federated Football League To Implement Some Interesting Rules Changes

The Semi-Nude Women’s Federated Football League To Implement Some Interesting Rules Changes

SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has announced that the 2022 Women’s Federated Football League will be changing some established rules and will be adding others. League rep, Marsha Mickalicki, 31, said that one rule that is…

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Funny story - No Question: The NBA Playoffs are Rigged

No Question: The NBA Playoffs are Rigged

How does one explain the LA Clippers, arguably the league’s most talented team, implosion in their series with the Denver Nuggets? The Clippers somehow managed to lose three straight games after taking a 3-1 lead in the best of seven series. The fina…

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Funny story - Harvey Weinstein Requests To Be Put In The Same Prison Cell As Bill Cosby

Harvey Weinstein Requests To Be Put In The Same Prison Cell As Bill Cosby

NEW YORK CITY – Now that disgraced movie mogul, Harvey Weinstein, has been found guilty of sexual assault, he will be sentenced to prison. Weinstein spoke with a reporter for the New York Sun Observer, and said that he wants the judge to send him...

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Funny story - Man Buys Yellow Shoes After Vendor Tells Him They'll Be A Hit With The Ladies

Man Buys Yellow Shoes After Vendor Tells Him They'll Be A Hit With The Ladies

A man who might be best described as 'a bit gullible', has revealed how he was persuaded by the vendor in a shoe shop to buy a pair of yellow shoes which, said the vendor, would be an instant hit with females, and would make him a 'lady magnet'. M…

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Funny story - Snubbed Top Brass Demotes Iraq Mud Wrestlers

Snubbed Top Brass Demotes Iraq Mud Wrestlers

CAMP BUCCA, IRAQ --- After their harrowing tour of duty in Iraq, only days away from going home, the men and women of Camp Bucca, Iraq, felt like blowing off a little steam. Now, the Guard unit stands shamed, and the soldiers have mud on their faces.

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Funny story - Hershey's Returns Tastetations to Market; Supermarket Employees Gird for Battle

Hershey's Returns Tastetations to Market; Supermarket Employees Gird for Battle

Hershey, PA--The giant candy maker Hershey's today returned the hard chocolate candy Tastetations to selected supermarkets and convenience stores, leading to mass stampedes, crushed toes, and slapped faces as dieting women battled grocery...

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Funny story - Women's study on average penis size yields negative results.

Women's study on average penis size yields negative results.

Houston, Texas- A recent Houston women's study found that among the 1,004 four men who involuntarily submitted information on their penis size, very few were at all impressive or up to par.

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Funny story - Naked Wonman Falls in Wet Concrete

Naked Wonman Falls in Wet Concrete

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Greece - A naked woman fell from a 2nd story window into a strip of concrete that was being poured for a new sidewalk.

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Funny story - Women are naked under clothes

Women are naked under clothes

A group that makes observations noticed that all women are totally, 100%, shamelessly naked under their outer clothes.

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Funny story - A vagina is a terrible thing to waste

A vagina is a terrible thing to waste

Stovington, Vermont - The Vagina Appreciation Guild In North America (VAGINA) has released a study in which they claim that America's vaginas are grossly underused. Indeed, their interviews of 1,000 vaginal life support systems (women) showed disa...

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Funny story - Mayo Clinic Releases Report On Effects Of Viagra On Women

Mayo Clinic Releases Report On Effects Of Viagra On Women

The Mayo Cllinic has released the results of a five year study on the effects of Viagra tablets on women. The study verified the effects to the body of women who took the drug orally, not of women whose male partners took the drug. The study was fund...

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Funny story - England Cricket Team Replaced By Womens Side

England Cricket Team Replaced By Womens Side

The England cricket has been recalled by the ECB after their woeful display in the first test in the West Indies. The womens England team is been sent out the Caribbean to play in place of the male side. The England team lost the match by an inni...

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Funny story - Joe Biden solves problem of being of being Overly Frisky and Friendly

Joe Biden solves problem of being of being Overly Frisky and Friendly

Joe Biden's exceptionally friendly nature around women has been analyzed, and the mystery has been unveiled through an expert team of ophthalmologists. Modern medicine has breached the dilemma of Joe's forward nature, and deflated his overly-ambi...

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Funny story - Vatican says ordination of women bishops = pedophilia!

Vatican says ordination of women bishops = pedophilia!

VATICAN-I-STAN: Firmly ensconced in the deep bowels of the Inner Sanctum Sanctorum [i.e. hiding from The Truth], the King of Denial, "God's" Greatest Liar on Earth - His Absolute Unworthiness - the Poop and his frilly-frocked sycophants continue to...

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Funny story - When Pussy Surpassed Fanny as the Nation’s Favourite

When Pussy Surpassed Fanny as the Nation’s Favourite

Throughout the early 1960s, in darkened rooms, an astonished nation would peer at its flickering black and white “television sets” on a regular basis at peak viewing times, aghast at what it was seeing. Before the populace’s very eyes, both young and...

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Funny story - Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep

Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep

After having started off with humble beginnings, the ace comedian, actor and Roman General, Julius Caesar, went on to reach dizzying heights when suddently attacked by several close friends. His friends lead by Caesar's confidant, Brutus, accused...

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Funny story - Neil Tennant is straight

Neil Tennant is straight

All through these 20 years of a glamorous career, Neil Tennant (Pet Shop Boys) has been a gay icon, a pride for the community. But now, this last Christmas night he broke down and had to admit that he likes women very much and has confessed that he is not gay. It all has been a complete disguise used for marketing and commercial purposes only.

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Funny story - Football clubs are under pressure to review their names so no one is offended - Arsenal are twitching

Football clubs are under pressure to review their names so no one is offended - Arsenal are twitching

British teams are considering name changes in response to sensitive public opinion. ‘Public opinion is like a powder keg,' said the Arsenal chairman. 'If we get this wrong, the result could be explosive.’ Manchester City’s new owner, Billy O’L…

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