What? A woman Vice President? Women demanding equal rights? With men? Who or what do they think they are? They can't even lift a bale of hay. Fly a 747? Ha! They'd be running us into a fourth-world nation!
A joke.
Keep them pregnant and in the kitchen. Kitchen rhymes with ditch-en—meaning: To ditch. Or to put in their place, get rid of, and replace our mamas. So they can clean the house, cook supper, and raise the kids. Diapers? Woman's work. And that 3 o'clock feeding? Hell, men don't have breasts.
Vote Republican, and we'll put men back in the saddle where they belong. You see, men have this plan. We placed the right skunk in the office in 2016 to start it off. We found a big-time TV personality. He was not too smart, dumb actually, but he was willing to do our bidding.
Mitch Michell helped. He wouldn't let Obama appoints a Supreme Court justice, and BINGO, our boy, appointed three two-faced, lying, no-way progressive pals to the Supreme Court.
The ball got rolling.
Then he went about getting states to elect our kind of voting managers so elections could all go our way. Forget elections! Our guys are going to count the vote. We'll have our people running the states and elections.
The country will be ours. No taxes for our friends in the top 5%. They're the backbone of the country. They work 24/7. They make this country tick. Without them, this country would be a 4th world nation.
Instead, spread outlandish lies about the other side, like they eat babies, rig elections, throw in a pizza, are communists, want to take away all our freedoms, change the sex of our children, and let women come out of the kitchen.
Can you hear me now?
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