A very buxom, blonde female spokesman, said, "Some creatures in the sea are fluorescent, and now TamiJo Products of Knoxville, brings you fluorescent makeup, made from Jellyfish cells. Just glow at night out on the deck, or at your local barbecue place.
This product suits a fair complexion and doesn't look good on the ladies with darker skin tones. That is why we developed it. Finally, something for us.
It has a small Confederate flag discreetly on the back of the package, for those in the know.
It has only been on the market a few weeks and is already the rage among the wives and girlfriends of the 'Racer' Boys-if you know what I mean.
The Motor Cycle Mommas like it also.
And the Drag Queens snapped it up right away. They are some of my best customers. Regretfully we will have to eventually put them back in the closet. (They will be fighting and kicking all the way.).
And I will lose that market.
Anyway, give it a try. Light up your street.
