Self-reproducing Life existed for 2-3 billion years before there were Men.
Let's call this self-reproducing life, Female, as it was able to reproduce by itself and was not Male and did not need a Male.
Then, Nature, the Creative Force, etc, decided that the egg laying females of 2 billion years ago, (not yet Mammals), might survive better if they had a helpmate.
So, the Male was created, evolved out of the female, (that's why Men have chest nipples), and all over the earth the mammals took over-, and they were Male and Female... God bless the Earth.
And our pre, pre, pre, pre-Human ancestors evolved (see the Aquatic Ape story), and then Civilization came along, etc., etc.
Then the story took a bizarre twist, Men developed weapons and just took over everything. And wrote religious books where men were created first by the Gods, and women were dumb vessels to produce kids. And cursed by God with menstrual flow. in other words- Real Losers.
This wacky PR story was backed up by Force and Death, if any woman didn’t believe it-and obey.
So now we go down through History, Men slaughtering many millions of other Men, for Power, Money, Land, and Women. A never ceasing horror story.
And today, the Men are still in charge, gave a little power to the Women, but a large segment still arrogantly believe Women should be in the Home, and work a job, and do all the housework/childcare also.
So, Ladies, all give thanks that Men were invented.