Arizona's Fishcracker Sisters Look Exactly Like The Marx Brothers

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 1 September 2013

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The Fishcracker sisters Lolly, Dolly, and Golly. (Photo by their mother, Polly Fishcracker).

PHOENIX - The Fishcracker sisters of Phoenix have always felt that they were kind of unique compared to other girls.

The three sisters Dolly, 49; Lolly, 47; and Golly, 46; daughters of Silas and Polly Fishcracker noticed when they reached puberty that they bore a striking resemblance to the famed comedians the Marx Brothers, Groucho, Harpo, and Chico.

Lolly even wore a hat that was very similar to the one that Chico wore and Golly, like her counterpart Harpo hardly spoke at all.

Dolly, who resembled Groucho had a bit of a moustache and a receding hairline; plus she loved to smoke cigars.

When the sisters entered high school they began performing skits in the school's auditorium that they took from some of the Marx Brothers movies.

The entire student body loved it as did the school's faculty.

As they got older they amazingly began to date guys who loved the Marx Brothers.

Dolly ended up shaving her moustache at the request of the high school principal who said that he felt embarrassed that she could grow a much better moustache than he could.

Lolly ended up marrying a professional wrestler who wrestled under the name of The Category 5 Hurricane.

Golly married a park ranger who also owned a rattlesnake removal service. And Dolly found out she was a lesbianite and ended up marrying a very attractive woman who worked as a pole dancer at a strip club in downtown Phoenix.

SIDENOTE: The three sisters have been approached about appearing on next year's edition of America's Got Talent.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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