Funny story: X Factor Host Louis Walsh Is Homeless

X Factor Host Louis Walsh Is Homeless

Louis Walsh, one of the judges in ITV's novelty talent show X Factor, has admitted in an interview that he is, in fact, homeless. Irishman Walsh, interviewed by countryman Graham Norton, said that he had been homeless since losing his property aft...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel Hits The Bottle and Begins Her Unbridled Ranting and Raving

X-Factor's Katie Waissel Hits The Bottle and Begins Her Unbridled Ranting and Raving

LONDON - Katie Waissel, who found herself in X-Factor's bottom two this weekend, reportedly smuggled in a bottle of Robin Hood Straight-As-An-Arrow Whisky into her dressing room and proceeded to drink away her depressed disappointment. The 24-year...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Calls Lou Reed's Refusal To Let Susan Boyle Sing His Song Simply A Sad, Sad Case of Sour Grapes

Simon Cowell Calls Lou Reed's Refusal To Let Susan Boyle Sing His Song Simply A Sad, Sad Case of Sour Grapes

LONDON - Simon Cowell has spoken out against Lou Reed's refusal to let Susan Boyle, aka SuBo, sing the song "Perfect Day" which he wrote back in 1972. Miss Boyle, the sensational songstress from Scotland was supposed to have sung the song on Ameri...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Drops A Bombshell: Simon Cowell and Mark Cuban Are Half Brothers

Oprah Winfrey Drops A Bombshell: Simon Cowell and Mark Cuban Are Half Brothers

CHICAGO - After shocking her viewers by recently announcing on her television show The Oprah Winfrey Show that she had a half sister that she had no idea she had, Oprah Winfrey has once again dropped another "Family" bombshell. Ms. Winfrey announc...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole tests DNA positive for Simon Cowell's daughter

Cheryl Cole tests DNA positive for Simon Cowell's daughter

London - (Gonads): "Talent, charisma, star quality? Who needs 'em? With a secret birth Pa like Simon Cowell you can have it all!" That's this week's LA FagHagSlagMag's lead article as alleged singer, songwriter, dancer, fashion designer, author,...

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Funny story: New Year's Honours to be Decided by X-Factor style Public Vote

New Year's Honours to be Decided by X-Factor style Public Vote

In a radical shake-up of the traditional process for selecting the recipients of Knighthoods and other honours, the British public will now be invited to help decide. A telephone vote, much like the polls used by programs such as the X-Factor and St...

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Funny story: Joe McElderry - The Backlash Begins

Joe McElderry - The Backlash Begins

It appears that the great British public are up for yet another fight, this time against Simon Cowell. An internet inspired backlash against the master chart manipulator has led to thousands of net users downloading Rage Against The Machine's track i...

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Funny story: Image Of Simon Cowell Spotted In Cheryl Cole's Armpit

Image Of Simon Cowell Spotted In Cheryl Cole's Armpit

As Cheryl Cole went out to dinner at MoFo on Park Lane, Friday, along with Kimberley Walsh, Nicola Roberts, and her mother - the one who really liked Ashley Cole, the paparazzi pounced. Despite the cold, hard as nails Geordie lass, wor Chezza, str...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell's Meltdown

Simon Cowell's Meltdown

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell is a very private individual who does not like to give interviews. But he did sit down recently with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight. De Gallo asked the man known as The Sultan of Sarcasm how many T-shirts he has.

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Funny story: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley And Cameron Diaz Spotted Riding A Tandem Around Hollywood By Cheryl Cole

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley And Cameron Diaz Spotted Riding A Tandem Around Hollywood By Cheryl Cole

Plymouth UK born FHM Hot 100 chart topper Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has been spotted riding a tandem around Hollywood with fellow FHM hottie, the actress Cameron Diaz. According to X-Factor USA judge, Cheryl Cole. Providing the reports coming in f...

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Funny story: Cowell invites Michael Jackson to X-Factor Judging Panel

Cowell invites Michael Jackson to X-Factor Judging Panel

In the last throw to flog a dead corpse, an aloof newspaper has reported that Simon Cowell has hired a medium in order to get Michael Jackson on to his Saturday night warble a-thon. Cowell has summoned famous medium, Hearty O'Flower to start discu...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Says That Paula Abdul Has Gotten So Skinny She Looks Like A Matchstick With Hair

Simon Cowell Says That Paula Abdul Has Gotten So Skinny She Looks Like A Matchstick With Hair

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell's newest reality show X-Factor will be premiering next month. He recently spoke with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune about his latest venture into the world of television music. Cowell told LaTuna LaTundra that he has put...

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Funny story: X-Factor: Tate "Cowboy" Stevens Wins The $5 Million First Prize!

X-Factor: Tate "Cowboy" Stevens Wins The $5 Million First Prize!

HOLLYWOOD - It is no secret that Simon Cowell, who owns and appears as a judge on X-Factor, has never been a fan of country music, but as they say down in Nashville, "The city slicker has sho nuff done gone and changed his tune." Tate Stevens, who...

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Funny story: American Idol May Replace Simon Cowell with Kate Gosselin

American Idol May Replace Simon Cowell with Kate Gosselin

After seeing its ratings taken over by Dancing with the Stars, the producers of the hit show American Idol had an epiphany. "Kate Gosselin should so be the next Simon Cowell." Since Simon Cowell isn't making enough people angry anymore, the show n...

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Funny story: Public fuming after X-Factor results announced before final takes place

Public fuming after X-Factor results announced before final takes place

The public were fuming today when it was revealed that the winner of X-factor was announced before the final even took place. The final line-up consisted of Whitney Doncaster, an extremely talented girl whom the public were upset wasn't around at...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent - Cowbell And Parents Should Be Hung For Child Abuse

Britain's Got Talent - Cowbell And Parents Should Be Hung For Child Abuse

Precocious brat, Hollie Steel, from Accrington may have lost the plot and cracked up in the Britain's Got Talent semi final, but she sure stuck to the script. Judge, Amanda Holden was able to up her humanitarian status as she pretended to approach...

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Funny story: Carmen Electra Reveals Why She Broke Up With Simon Cowell

Carmen Electra Reveals Why She Broke Up With Simon Cowell

EL SEGUNDO, California - Carmen Electra had just finished her dinner at The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon Diner when she was approached by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors. Miss Electra was asked about the situation that her ex-boyfriend Simon Cowell no...

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Funny story: Louise Minchin May Be Replacing Cheryl Cole On The X-Factor?

Louise Minchin May Be Replacing Cheryl Cole On The X-Factor?

LONDON - One of England's top reality shows X-Factor may have a new judge after the end of the current season. Cheryl Cole has confirmed that Simon Cowell has asked her to be one of the judges when he premiers the American version of X-Factor in H...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Celebrity Talent

Britain's Got Celebrity Talent

Simon Cowell has released audio tapes from the never-released Britain's Got Celebrity Talent show in 2010. See what you think : Piers Morgan - "Derek Simpson. Tell me about yourself". Derek Simpson - "Well, Piers, I'm Joint Leader of the Union Unite, and tonight I'm going to conduct last minute discussions with Willie Walsh of British Airways while tweetin...

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Funny story: Nadya Suleman AKA "OctoMom" Begs Simon Cowell To Let Her Take Nicole Scherzinger's Place On X-Factor

Nadya Suleman AKA "OctoMom" Begs Simon Cowell To Let Her Take Nicole Scherzinger's Place On X-Factor

LA HABRA, California - Nadya Suleman, better known as "OctoMom" has found herself in some serious financial trouble. The single mother of 14, including octuplets, cannot afford to continue living in her present home. The house is valued at $565,00...

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