Funny story - Chicharito Says Cheryl Cole Has The Sexiest Body He Has Ever Seen

Chicharito Says Cheryl Cole Has The Sexiest Body He Has Ever Seen

LOS ANGELES - Chicharito, who is a native of Mexico, was in L.A. visiting his girlfriend Cheryl Cole. Cole was meeting with the entertainment mogul Simon Cowell about the possibility of her taking the place of Britney Spears at the X-Factor judges...

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Funny story - American Idol Dumps Paula Abdul

American Idol Dumps Paula Abdul

HOLLYWOOD - An assistant to one of the producers of American Idol has stated that Paula Abdul will not be back for a ninth season of American Idol. Colleen Schembechler, 29, said that Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson, and Kara DioGuardi have all been g...

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Funny story - Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers

Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers

Viewers of ITV's X Factor were shocked and stunned last night, when singing sensation Diana Vickers was eliminated from the competition, and, in front of milllions watching on TV, promptly shit her knickers. Show host Dermot O'Leary caught some of...

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Funny story - "I'm Gay and proud of it!"- Ryan Seacrest

"I'm Gay and proud of it!"- Ryan Seacrest

Ryan Seacrest, American Idol host, has recently appeared on Fox News to admit his long-time romantic relationship with 'Idol' judge Simon Cowell. "It was a like a rollercoaster," he says, "there were times when we thought the r...

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Funny story - Blake Lewis Named the Real Winner of American Idol

Blake Lewis Named the Real Winner of American Idol

In a surprising turn of events, it was announced Wednesday that 25-year old Blake Lewis was the actual winner of American Idol.

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Funny story - Piers Morgan May Be Man With World's Largest Penis, Confirms Amanda Holden

Piers Morgan May Be Man With World's Largest Penis, Confirms Amanda Holden

LONDON, U.K. - The Nightly Mirror has obtained an exclusive photo indicating its owner may very well be the man with the world's largest penis, though an official measurement has not yet been taken. The person in the photo? Piers Morgan! The ast...

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Funny story - Meet American Idol's New Judges: The U.S. Supreme Court

Meet American Idol's New Judges: The U.S. Supreme Court

Hollywood - With Steven Tyler, Jennifer Lopez and Randy Jackson dismissing themselves as American Idol judges, the show's producers have hired the U.S. Supreme Court to takeover all talent evaluations and rulings on the program. "Listen up, dogs,"...

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Funny story - Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Turns Down Simon Cowell's Offer of Being A Judge On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Turns Down Simon Cowell's Offer of Being A Judge On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the CEO of 19th Hole Productions, has just learned that Indian actress Aishwarya Rai has refused his offer of being one of the judges on his new X-Factor Show. Cowell who was the mastermind behind the extremely popular si...

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Funny story - Oprah Winfrey Drops A Bombshell: Simon Cowell and Mark Cuban Are Half Brothers

Oprah Winfrey Drops A Bombshell: Simon Cowell and Mark Cuban Are Half Brothers

CHICAGO - After shocking her viewers by recently announcing on her television show The Oprah Winfrey Show that she had a half sister that she had no idea she had, Oprah Winfrey has once again dropped another "Family" bombshell. Ms. Winfrey announc...

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Funny story - Simon Cowell After Justin Bieber!

Simon Cowell After Justin Bieber!

Simon Cowell says that he just knows that Justin Bieber pulled one of his jokes on him even though he can't prove it. "I'll fix that young twerp. He was here recently and it had to be him." Bieber denies that Cowell knows what he's talking abou...

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Funny story - Stacy Keibler or Khloe Kardashian Could Be One of The Two New X-Factor Judges

Stacy Keibler or Khloe Kardashian Could Be One of The Two New X-Factor Judges

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell has stated that he has added two more names to his list of possible X-Factor judges. The T-shirted "Sultan of Sarcasm" spoke with Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld and stated that he is really taking his time with his select...

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Funny story - X-Factor's Demi Lovato Denies The CeCe Frey Lesbian Rumors

X-Factor's Demi Lovato Denies The CeCe Frey Lesbian Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - CeCe Frey will not have a shot at X-Factor's $5 million first prize since she will not be in next week's semi-finals. The native of Illinois, who wore her patented leopard print make up on her face and upper left thigh, was the first o...

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Funny story - X-Factor Cast-Off Wagner Carrilho To Tour With The All-Girl Band, The Saturdays

X-Factor Cast-Off Wagner Carrilho To Tour With The All-Girl Band, The Saturdays

LONDON - Wagner Fiuza Carrilho's facial expression has gone from a blitheringly bleak frown to a bloomingly blissful smile. The Brazilian-born singer was eliminated from X-Factor during the past weekend. Carrilho reportedly told his personal hair...

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Funny story - Shortage Of Suitable Acts Threatens Future Series Of Hit ITV Show, 'Britain's Got Talent'

Shortage Of Suitable Acts Threatens Future Series Of Hit ITV Show, 'Britain's Got Talent'

A letter passed to the press by the Director of the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra has revealed serious concerns within the production team of the hit ITV show, Britain's Got Talent about the viability of future series. 'I was flabbergasted when an application for the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra to audition for Britain's Got Talent was turned down by the show,' revealed the Orchestra's Director.

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Funny story - New make-up and beauty reality TV show to be called the Max-Factor

New make-up and beauty reality TV show to be called the Max-Factor

Hitting the small screen next month is a new reality TV show from Simon Cowell's Psycho Productions. The 'Max-Factor' features modeling wannabes from throughout the country who will preen, paint and strut their stuff in the usual tearful audition...

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Funny story - Deluded Cowell Says - "I am the true heir to the throne! All bow down before me!"

Deluded Cowell Says - "I am the true heir to the throne! All bow down before me!"

In a story that would not seem amiss in his own hit soap opera, Coronation Street, pint-sized pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, has claimed that Prince Phillip called him a sponger. Close friends and insiders to his inner scrotum, tell of Cowell's incre...

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Funny story - Simon Cowell Relieved Ian Bernardo Derailed Dane Cook Awful Tribute

Simon Cowell Relieved Ian Bernardo Derailed Dane Cook Awful Tribute

Los Angeles, CA - Simon Cowell has said publicly that he was thankful beyond words to Ian Bernardo, a past American Idol reject, for grabbing the microphone from in front of Comedian Dane Cook and shouting "this is my Kanye West moment." "Thank Go...

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Funny story - Cowell Has Cloned Himself

Cowell Has Cloned Himself

Simon Cowell has been cloned by X-Factor bosses as they desperately need him in two places at once. An inside source said "Cowell has been asked to judge the UK X-Factor by satellite link and there is a 50% chance that he will refuse." The televi...

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Funny story - Kylie Declared Queen Of The Jungle Despite Last Minute Hitch

Kylie Declared Queen Of The Jungle Despite Last Minute Hitch

Diminutive pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, was today breathing a sigh of relief as his plans to have Australian pop princess and songstress, Kylie Minogue, declared winner of the X-Factor nearly went all Pete Tong.

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Funny story - American Idol's "Bikini Girl" Makes Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson Drool

American Idol's "Bikini Girl" Makes Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson Drool

HOLLYWOOD - Katrina Darrell, aka Bikini Girl was back strutting her feminine stuff on the American Idol stage. The 21-year-old pride of Chino Hills, California left little to the imagination as she paraded around in a bikini swimsuit that looked l...

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