Funny story - Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell Are Interested In Buying Manchester United

Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell Are Interested In Buying Manchester United

LONDON - (UK Satire) - Two of the richest and most popular residents of England are Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell. Tickety Boo News has just heard from a very reliable source inside Buckingham Palace that the two gentlemen have been talking about…

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Funny story - Sarah Ferguson Dumps Boyfriend Piers Morgan - Says She's Looking For An American Boyfriend

Sarah Ferguson Dumps Boyfriend Piers Morgan - Says She's Looking For An American Boyfriend

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Well it's official, the Duchess of York has just broken up with the Mouth of London. Margarita Mixx with Wild Whispers noted that Sarah Ferguson has had her fill of Piers Morgan and she has tossed him to the curb.

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Funny story - Sarah Ferguson Admits That She Has Been Cheating On Boyfriend Piers Morgan

Sarah Ferguson Admits That She Has Been Cheating On Boyfriend Piers Morgan

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Scuttlebutt Review has just made it known that the Duchess of York has just admitted that yes, she has been cheating on her Brit boyfriend and Queen Elizabeth asskisser Piers Morgan. Sarah Ferguson admitted to r…

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Funny story - Expert Comedian Roseanne Reveals Appalling Shocker - She's Married to Simon Cowell!

Expert Comedian Roseanne Reveals Appalling Shocker - She's Married to Simon Cowell!

Secret weddings seem common these days, don't they? We here at The Spoof were baffled to find out that quite recently, comedian Roseanne, who earned popularity in the late 1980's with the self titled, family themed sitcom has very sud...

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Funny story - A Woman In Liverpool, England Alleges That She Is Involved In A Menage-a-Trois With Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan

A Woman In Liverpool, England Alleges That She Is Involved In A Menage-a-Trois With Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan

LIVERPOOL, England – (UK Satire) – True Dat News Agency writer Reggie Rickenbacker, is alleging that a Liverpool pole dancer is believed to be involved in a threesome with two of Great Britain’s most famous personalities, Simon Cowell and Piers Morga…

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Funny story - Cowell Has Cloned Himself

Cowell Has Cloned Himself

Simon Cowell has been cloned by X-Factor bosses as they desperately need him in two places at once. An inside source said "Cowell has been asked to judge the UK X-Factor by satellite link and there is a 50% chance that he will refuse." The televi...

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Funny story - X-Factor's Demi Lovato Denies The CeCe Frey Lesbian Rumors

X-Factor's Demi Lovato Denies The CeCe Frey Lesbian Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - CeCe Frey will not have a shot at X-Factor's $5 million first prize since she will not be in next week's semi-finals. The native of Illinois, who wore her patented leopard print make up on her face and upper left thigh, was the first o...

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Funny story - Haley Scarnato to Sue Blake Lewis Over American Idol Shorts Stitch-up

Haley Scarnato to Sue Blake Lewis Over American Idol Shorts Stitch-up

Hollywood, CA: Ousted American Idol contestant Haley Scarnato, who almost became famous for her ever-decreasing clothing as the show progressed, is to sue fellow contestant Blake Lewis for allegedly sabotaging her chances by deliberately mis-stitchin...

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Funny story - Adam Lambert kidnapped from the American Idol mansion by mysterious ninja

Adam Lambert kidnapped from the American Idol mansion by mysterious ninja

Hollywood, CA - Early Easter morning American Idol contestant Kris Allen frantically called the Hollywood police to report that fellow singer Adam Lambert had been kidnapped over night. Adam Lambert has been seen by many as the leading contender of A...

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Funny story - Simon Cowell Relieved Ian Bernardo Derailed Dane Cook Awful Tribute

Simon Cowell Relieved Ian Bernardo Derailed Dane Cook Awful Tribute

Los Angeles, CA - Simon Cowell has said publicly that he was thankful beyond words to Ian Bernardo, a past American Idol reject, for grabbing the microphone from in front of Comedian Dane Cook and shouting "this is my Kanye West moment." "Thank Go...

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Funny story - Fasc' Factor: Mike Read's BNP/Nick Minaj Comeback Medley

Fasc' Factor: Mike Read's BNP/Nick Minaj Comeback Medley

The thing about the greatest performing artists of all is that they never, EVER gave up. Regardless of practical setbacks, ridicule and open hostility, figures of the calibre of Ravi Shankar, Beethoven, Mick Jagger, the singers of "Moves like Jagger," Rihanna… Not to mention respected (sorry, respectable… no I mean, petty-bourgeois) protest guitarist Tony Blair… These have all consistentl...

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Funny story - Prince Of Darkness - An Interview With Simon Cowell

Prince Of Darkness - An Interview With Simon Cowell

In an exclusive interview conducted not twenty minutes ago super villain Simon Cowell opened his heart to this reporter. So Simon... Simon Cowell: Please refer to me as Mr. Cowell or a simple your majesty will do. Ok. Mr. Cowell it's being a very hectic year for you hasn't it? All the scandals and trauma with the US version of the X-Factor must have really taken it's toll on you?[/i](Ther...

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Funny story - Simon Cowell Is Thrilled That Britney Spears Has Finally Agreed To Be The New X-Factor Judge

Simon Cowell Is Thrilled That Britney Spears Has Finally Agreed To Be The New X-Factor Judge

HOLLYWOOD - In true Tinsel Town fashion, Simon Cowell, owner, producer, and judge of X-Factor stood in front of the Hollywood sign and announced that he has gotten his wish and Britney Spears has agreed to be the new judge on X-Factor. The man who...

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Funny story - The Reason Why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Want To Adopt X-Factor's Rachel Crow and Drew Ryniewicz

The Reason Why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Want To Adopt X-Factor's Rachel Crow and Drew Ryniewicz

NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt was all smiles as he won the Best Actor Award at the 77th New York Film Critics Circle Award Gala for his portrayal of Billy Beane in the baseball film Moneyball. Pitt who was hobbling and walking with the aid of a $7,298...

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Funny story - X-Factor: The Show Must Go On But Without Jamie Archer

X-Factor: The Show Must Go On But Without Jamie Archer

LONDON - As they say in show business, 'the show must go on.' And that also happens to be the song that Jamie Archer chose to sing in his 'sing off' with Lloyd Daniels. Simon Cowell cast his vote for Jamie. He said that Jamie not only was the best...

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Funny story - The Nation’s Top Germaphobe Howie Mandel Says He Is Literally Going Crazy Regarding COVID-19

The Nation’s Top Germaphobe Howie Mandel Says He Is Literally Going Crazy Regarding COVID-19

MANHATTAN – America’s Got Talent Judge, Howie Mandel, who has always been regarded as the top germaphobe in the country, has gone into isolated hiding. His wife, Terry, has said that he tells her every two hours or so that he is going to go crazy...

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Funny story - Simon Cowell Admits That Yes He Shaves His Hands

Simon Cowell Admits That Yes He Shaves His Hands

LONDON - X-Factor judge Simon Cowell was asked point blank by me if he shaves his hands. At first Cowell quickly stuck his hands in his pants pockets but when informed by a reporter for The Manchester Morning Manc that he had 17 photos showing his...

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Funny story - CNN Could Be Hiring Ricky Gervais To Replace Piers Morgan

CNN Could Be Hiring Ricky Gervais To Replace Piers Morgan

NEW YORK CITY - Several news agencies are reporting that CNN is desperate to get back on top of the television network ratings chart. An unnamed source told TV ClickerWorld's Hoopla Diddy that one of the reasons why Morgan was let go was due to hi...

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Funny story - Simon Cowell Reveals That His Friend Piers Morgan Is Totally Smitten With Sarah Ferguson

Simon Cowell Reveals That His Friend Piers Morgan Is Totally Smitten With Sarah Ferguson

LONDON – (UK Satire) – BuzzFuzz (UK) has just announced that Simon Cowell stated that his best friend Piers Morgan, revealed to him that he and Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, are really having a really, jolly, old, spiffy, good time dating…

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Funny story - Rosie Huntington-Whiteley And Cameron Diaz Spotted Riding A Tandem Around Hollywood By Cheryl Cole

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley And Cameron Diaz Spotted Riding A Tandem Around Hollywood By Cheryl Cole

Plymouth UK born FHM Hot 100 chart topper Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has been spotted riding a tandem around Hollywood with fellow FHM hottie, the actress Cameron Diaz. According to X-Factor USA judge, Cheryl Cole. Providing the reports coming in f...

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