Funny story: X Factor - John And Edward Grimes Straight Out Of Eraserhead

X Factor - John And Edward Grimes Straight Out Of Eraserhead

They may have the backing of Louis Walsh, but Dublin twins John and Edward Grimes aroused different emotions in X Factor watching movie buffs. "They're bizarre. They look like the guy out of Eraserhead, the 1976 movie directed by David Lynch. Wher...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert and Simon Cowell Spotted In Passionate Embrace

Adam Lambert and Simon Cowell Spotted In Passionate Embrace

LOS ANGELES - A bystander clicked a cell phone snapshot of American Idol frontrunner Adam Lambert and feisty Simon Cowell passionately embracing in an alley behind the Fox studios. The two were said to be so engulfed with each other that they never...

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Funny story: American Idol Bombshell: Jennifer Lopez Will Not Be Returning To The Hit Show

American Idol Bombshell: Jennifer Lopez Will Not Be Returning To The Hit Show

HOLLYWOOD - A highly placed source in The American Idol family has revealed that Jennifer Lopez will not be returning for season eleven of the hit reality show. The source, who spoke on grounds of anonymity, stated that the choice is strictly J.Lo...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins Is Warned By Fellow Welshman Steve Jones Ex-Host of The X-Factor About Mark "The Lark" Ballas

Dancing With The Stars Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins Is Warned By Fellow Welshman Steve Jones Ex-Host of The X-Factor About Mark "The Lark" Ballas

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most beautiful contestants to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars, Katherine Jenkins of Wales, has just received a word of warning from a fellow countrymen. Miss Jenkins, a fabulous opera singer, received a text message fr...

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Funny story: Ask Simon Cowell

Ask Simon Cowell

American Idol's evil judge Simon Cowell answers your music-related questions in quite a brutally honest way. This week we have a letter from a young teenager. Here is what they had to say. Hey there Simon,...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan May Be Man With World's Largest Penis, Confirms Amanda Holden

Piers Morgan May Be Man With World's Largest Penis, Confirms Amanda Holden

LONDON, U.K. - The Nightly Mirror has obtained an exclusive photo indicating its owner may very well be the man with the world's largest penis, though an official measurement has not yet been taken. The person in the photo? Piers Morgan! The ast...

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Funny story: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley And Cameron Diaz Spotted Riding A Tandem Around Hollywood By Cheryl Cole

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley And Cameron Diaz Spotted Riding A Tandem Around Hollywood By Cheryl Cole

Plymouth UK born FHM Hot 100 chart topper Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has been spotted riding a tandem around Hollywood with fellow FHM hottie, the actress Cameron Diaz. According to X-Factor USA judge, Cheryl Cole. Providing the reports coming in f...

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Funny story: "American Idol" Judge Interviews Crashed by Susan Boyle

"American Idol" Judge Interviews Crashed by Susan Boyle

Hollywood, California - Reportedly, Susan Boyle is emotionally blackmailing Simon Cowell. Threatening to make another scandal of herself by having another psychotic breakdown and checking into a Rehab center again, if he does not select her as Paula...

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Funny story: How's about a reality check for Simon Cowell...

How's about a reality check for Simon Cowell...

Let's all get hysterical about some kid who can sing a bit. What's that I hear - his mum struggled on her own to raise this likely lad? Good. We can use that to win over the bleeding hearts. And his dad is doing time? HUSH THAT UP NOW! We don't want to spoil the Product before it's launched......... This lad will go far backed by our marketing expertise, so wheel out the Publicity Machine an...

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Funny story: X-Factor: Jedward Stays, Lucie Jones Goes

X-Factor: Jedward Stays, Lucie Jones Goes

LONDON - Jedward, the Irish lads that Simon Cowell did not like, but then said that he kinda liked found themselves in the botton two along with Welsh singer Lucie Jones. The twin boys were saved from elimination by the pubic vote. The 'tell it l...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Shell-Shocked After Being Pelted With Eggs During The Britain's Got Talent Finale

Simon Cowell Shell-Shocked After Being Pelted With Eggs During The Britain's Got Talent Finale

LONDON - Simon Cowell of Britain's Got Talent said that he had no idea when he made his remark that he hates chickens, chicken eggs, and chicken jokes that it was going to come back to haunt him. The fifty-three-year-old Cowell, AKA The Sultan of...

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Funny story: Hollie Steel Disqualified From Britain's Got Talent

Hollie Steel Disqualified From Britain's Got Talent

Hollie Steel, the 10-year-old crybaby, who bawled her way into the nation's hearts with her stunning performance on Britain's Got Talent last night, has been disqualified from the competition, after she tested positive for several banned substances.

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Funny story: Simon Cowell on "American Idol" replacement: "My God, isn't there a Bird out there that will fit into Paula Abdul's old dresses!"

Simon Cowell on "American Idol" replacement: "My God, isn't there a Bird out there that will fit into Paula Abdul's old dresses!"

Hollywood, California - Staying true to form, Simon Cowell inadvertently blurted out what he really thinks of Paula Abdul's contribution to the "American Idol" show when his microphone was left on picking up on a conversation between him and an assoc...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell's V-Neck T-Shirts Flying off Shelves at Wal-Mart

Simon Cowell's V-Neck T-Shirts Flying off Shelves at Wal-Mart

Hicksville, GA - The hottest item to hit Wal-Mart stores this summer is the Simon Cowell brand V-Neck T-Shirt that comes in a package with Simon Cowell's own signature across the front. The stores can't keep them in stock. They sell for $5 each or a...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Considering Bollywood Actress Aishwarya Rai To Be One Of The Judges On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

Simon Cowell Considering Bollywood Actress Aishwarya Rai To Be One Of The Judges On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

LONDON - The CEO of 19th Hole Productions Simon Cowell has informed the British press that he is considering hiring Aishwarya Rai of India as one of the judges on his new U.S. reality show X-Factor. Cowell has already secured the services of Chery...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell upset with Gordon Ramsey

Simon Cowell upset with Gordon Ramsey

Simon Cowell is extremely upset with Gordon Ramsey. He has just learned that Gordon has indeed invited Susan Boyle to appear on The F Word. Simon is annoyed for a number of reasons: 1) Susan didn't tell him about the invite 2) Simon isn't i...

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Funny story: South Korea's Wonder Rice Girls To Be Susan Boyle's Opening Act

South Korea's Wonder Rice Girls To Be Susan Boyle's Opening Act

LONDON - After weeks of speculation Simon Cowell, president of 19th Hole Productions, and manager of Susan Boyle has stated that he has signed the all-girl South Korean group, The Wonder Rice Girls to be Susan Boyle's opening act. The Susan Boyle...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Melanie Amaro, Josh Krajcik, and Chris Rene Make It To The X-Factor Finals

X-Factor's Melanie Amaro, Josh Krajcik, and Chris Rene Make It To The X-Factor Finals

HOLLYWOOD - The cool cat singing Marcus Canty was eliminated from the semifinals of X-Factor. And it was good to see that there was no meltdown like the previous weeks when teens Drew Ryniewics, 14, and Rachel Crow, 13, were sent back home. Th...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell announces he is splitting up

Simon Cowell announces he is splitting up

Hot on the heels of the recent announcement by Westlife, it was announced today that Simon Cowell is splitting up. It would appear that Simon says "put your hands on the dial (premium only please)" is to be no more. At a press conference held i...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent winner announced prior to live finals

Britain's Got Talent winner announced prior to live finals

The winner of the 2014 series of "Britain's Got Talent" was announced tonight ahead of the live finals due to take place after the dreadful supermarket advertisements voiced-over by that booming chap who's not Brian Blessed. It was confirmed that...

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