Funny story - A List of 10 Nicknames That Fit The Hate-Spewing, White T-Shirt Wearing Simon Cowell To a Tee

A List of 10 Nicknames That Fit The Hate-Spewing, White T-Shirt Wearing Simon Cowell To a Tee

LONDON - (Satire News) - The American TV news show Tittle Tattle Tonight has compiled a list of names that have been used to describe the British television personality, music entrepreneur, record producer, Simon Cowell. Cowell is the creator of s…

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Funny story - Simon Cowell Says He Would Like To See Ricky Gervais As England's New Prime Minister

Simon Cowell Says He Would Like To See Ricky Gervais As England's New Prime Minister

LONDON - (Satire News) - One of the original judges on the musical hit show "American Idol," says that he has been giving a lot of thought as to who he would like to see replace Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who has resigned. Cowell, who many have…

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Funny story - Simon Cowell Relieved Ian Bernardo Derailed Dane Cook Awful Tribute

Simon Cowell Relieved Ian Bernardo Derailed Dane Cook Awful Tribute

Los Angeles, CA - Simon Cowell has said publicly that he was thankful beyond words to Ian Bernardo, a past American Idol reject, for grabbing the microphone from in front of Comedian Dane Cook and shouting "this is my Kanye West moment." "Thank Go...

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Funny story - Simon Cowell Reveals That His Friend Piers Morgan Is Totally Smitten With Sarah Ferguson

Simon Cowell Reveals That His Friend Piers Morgan Is Totally Smitten With Sarah Ferguson

LONDON – (UK Satire) – BuzzFuzz (UK) has just announced that Simon Cowell stated that his best friend Piers Morgan, revealed to him that he and Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, are really having a really, jolly, old, spiffy, good time dating…

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Funny story - North Korean leader Kim Jong-un wants to visit the United Kingdom

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un wants to visit the United Kingdom

(Spoof News) - The BBC has just learned that the leader of North Korea sent King Charles III, a text message requesting that he be allowed to visit England and tour Buckingham Palace. The Korean leader told Charles that he always admired his mum,…

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Funny story - Sarah Ferguson Admits That She Has Been Cheating On Boyfriend Piers Morgan

Sarah Ferguson Admits That She Has Been Cheating On Boyfriend Piers Morgan

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Scuttlebutt Review has just made it known that the Duchess of York has just admitted that yes, she has been cheating on her Brit boyfriend and Queen Elizabeth asskisser Piers Morgan. Sarah Ferguson admitted to r…

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Funny story - Simon Cowbell Reveals His Own Idol X-Factor Talent!

Simon Cowbell Reveals His Own Idol X-Factor Talent!

Ultra scathing audition show host, Simon Cowbell, has revealed that he actually is blessed with a couple of talents of his own. The man who elevated levels of musical and televisual entertainment to a level of utter shite, responded to criticism b...

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Funny story - Adam Lambert and Simon Cowell Spotted In Passionate Embrace

Adam Lambert and Simon Cowell Spotted In Passionate Embrace

LOS ANGELES - A bystander clicked a cell phone snapshot of American Idol frontrunner Adam Lambert and feisty Simon Cowell passionately embracing in an alley behind the Fox studios. The two were said to be so engulfed with each other that they never...

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Funny story - Simon Cowell wants Adam Lambert to be crowned Queen of America

Simon Cowell wants Adam Lambert to be crowned Queen of America

Hollywood California - Simon Cowell wants the United States to crown American Idol screamer Adam Lambert Queen of America. Surly Simon Cowell bantered about the idea of crowning popular singer of American Idol Adam Lambert as Queen of America on h...

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Funny story - Simon Cowell Confirms That His X-Factor Judges Will Be The "Erotically Sexy" Cheryl Cole and The "Hormone Happy" Paula Abdul

Simon Cowell Confirms That His X-Factor Judges Will Be The "Erotically Sexy" Cheryl Cole and The "Hormone Happy" Paula Abdul

LOS ANGELES - After months of speculation that included Simon Cowell hiring everyone from Elton John to Carla Bruni-Sarkozy and Mick Jagger to Justin Bieber, the man known as "The Sultan of Sarcasm" has chosen ex-American girlfriend Paula Abdul and e...

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Funny story - Piers Morgan May Be Man With World's Largest Penis, Confirms Amanda Holden

Piers Morgan May Be Man With World's Largest Penis, Confirms Amanda Holden

LONDON, U.K. - The Nightly Mirror has obtained an exclusive photo indicating its owner may very well be the man with the world's largest penis, though an official measurement has not yet been taken. The person in the photo? Piers Morgan! The ast...

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Funny story - Piers Morgan Rates Cheryl Cole Higher Than Robert Pattinson And Susan Boyle But Not As High As Simon Cowell

Piers Morgan Rates Cheryl Cole Higher Than Robert Pattinson And Susan Boyle But Not As High As Simon Cowell

In what was most certainly a weekend to forget for Britain's tabloid editors, there was one news item which was actually true, swirling around out there amongst all the slings and arrows of outrageous fiction. A former tabloid editor himself (Unti...

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Funny story - Reasons To Admire Simon Cowell.

Reasons To Admire Simon Cowell.

* He wears the same crap, but always looks good in it * He's a heavy smoker. After each act, he goes out for one (I've seen it!) * He tends to have hot chicks around him * He made music for Zig and Zag * He's fucking loaded * He's as sharp as a fucking chef's knife. Fellas - learn from him * He makes life difficult for Louis and Cheryl * Everyone is a little shit-scared of him. Be honest!...

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Funny story - Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell Have Both Encouraged PM Liz Truss To Wear More Tight-Fitting Miniskirts

Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell Have Both Encouraged PM Liz Truss To Wear More Tight-Fitting Miniskirts

LONDON - ((Satire News) - Prime Minister Elizabeth Truss recently told the British News Media that English celebrities Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell have both told her that she looks erotically gorgeous in short miniskirts. Morgan commented that a…

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Funny story - Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan want to buy The Royal Albert Hall

Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan want to buy The Royal Albert Hall

(Spoof News) - Petula Tart, with The Ta Ta For Now News reports that multi-millionaires Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan are in negotiations to purchase The Royal Albert Hall, which is located in South Kensington, London. Cowell, who is known as "The…

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Funny story - Justin Bieber Performs On American Idol - Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson Says He Was A Little Pitchy

Justin Bieber Performs On American Idol - Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson Says He Was A Little Pitchy

HOLLYWOOD - The young Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber performed on the latest edition of American Idol. The popular 16-year-old who many consider to be The Prince of YouTube, sang a song that was written especially for him by Clay Aiken.

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Funny story - Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell Are Interested In Buying Manchester United

Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell Are Interested In Buying Manchester United

LONDON - (UK Satire) - Two of the richest and most popular residents of England are Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell. Tickety Boo News has just heard from a very reliable source inside Buckingham Palace that the two gentlemen have been talking about…

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Funny story - Steven Tyler Squashes The Rumor That He And Fellow American Idol Judges Jennifer Lopez and Randy Jackson Are Feuding

Steven Tyler Squashes The Rumor That He And Fellow American Idol Judges Jennifer Lopez and Randy Jackson Are Feuding

LOS ANGELES - Steven Tyler sat in a booth at his favorite restaurant The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon. He was partaking of a plate of Lemon Chicken with a side order of Osakan Egg Rolls and Crab Rangoon when he was asked by Hoopla Diddly of TV ClickerWorld about the reported incident during a recent edition of American Idol. Tyler asked if he was referring to the show where he became so angry...

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Funny story - Another Simon Cowell DNA secret shattered as Victoria Beckham joins American Idol gravy train

Another Simon Cowell DNA secret shattered as Victoria Beckham joins American Idol gravy train

New York - (Faux News): Last week he laughed off DNA swab reports that he'd fathered desperate wannabe celeb Cheryl Tweedy Cole. And today Simon Cowell is equally nonchalant as another 'secret' daughter joined him on the American Idle (sic) gravy...

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Funny story - Britain's Got Talent - Cowbell And Parents Should Be Hung For Child Abuse

Britain's Got Talent - Cowbell And Parents Should Be Hung For Child Abuse

Precocious brat, Hollie Steel, from Accrington may have lost the plot and cracked up in the Britain's Got Talent semi final, but she sure stuck to the script. Judge, Amanda Holden was able to up her humanitarian status as she pretended to approach...

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