Funny story: 10 Things You Didn't Know About Harry and Meghan

10 Things You Didn't Know About Harry and Meghan

1: Harry first encountered Meghan on Safari in Nairobi where he shot her in the back, after mistaking her for a charging bull elephant 2: Harry proposed to Meghan in a swish restaurant in London's Cannon Street. She responded by jokingly tipping h...

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Funny story: New Year's Honours to be Decided by X-Factor style Public Vote

New Year's Honours to be Decided by X-Factor style Public Vote

In a radical shake-up of the traditional process for selecting the recipients of Knighthoods and other honours, the British public will now be invited to help decide. A telephone vote, much like the polls used by programs such as the X-Factor and St...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Admits She Eats 15 Hot Dogs A Day!

Britney Spears Admits She Eats 15 Hot Dogs A Day!

LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears recently stated that she is having a marvelous time being a judge on Simon Cowell's X-Factor. The 30-year-old says that at first she thought that it was going to be hard for her to say no to singing contestants but aft...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Demi Lovato Says Britney Spears Cries More Than Nicole Scherzinger

X-Factor's Demi Lovato Says Britney Spears Cries More Than Nicole Scherzinger

LOS ANGELES - The X-Factor season has not had as much drama, fireworks, and physical threats as its counterpart American Idol. Simon Cowell, alias The Count of Criticism, told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that there is no way that he wo...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell searches for Alien talent

Simon Cowell searches for Alien talent

Simon Cowell Has admitted that after his succesfull shows in every country on earth such as "x factor", "Britain's got tallent" "American Idol", "Russian rave" "Eskimo entertainer" and "Cambodian crooner" new talent on Earth is rarer than oil and by...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell is Really A Wax Dummy

Simon Cowell is Really A Wax Dummy

Simon Cowell had recently started to look more and more plastic. He has no expression and his face is frozen into a sneering snarl. He has the same expression if he is happy or sad. It is fitting that he is thinking of making a movie about the life of Jordan and Peter Andre and the ill-fated Alex Reid. Katie Price looks like a little girl's Barbie Doll. Peter Andre has an action man look...

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Funny story: X-Factor: The Show Must Go On But Without Jamie Archer

X-Factor: The Show Must Go On But Without Jamie Archer

LONDON - As they say in show business, 'the show must go on.' And that also happens to be the song that Jamie Archer chose to sing in his 'sing off' with Lloyd Daniels. Simon Cowell cast his vote for Jamie. He said that Jamie not only was the best...

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Funny story: X Factor's Wagner Campaign Gets Opera Fans On Board

X Factor's Wagner Campaign Gets Opera Fans On Board

Campaigners bidding to make Wagner Carillho this year's X Factor winner reckon they're backing a dead cert - thanks to global opera fans. It is widely believed that online campaigns to promote the eccentric Brazilian contestant are designed to mif...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell States That Chloe Mafia Will Not Be Banned From X-Factor Simply Because She Is A Prostitute

Simon Cowell States That Chloe Mafia Will Not Be Banned From X-Factor Simply Because She Is A Prostitute

LONDON - The CEO of 19th Hole Productions Simon Cowell has made it abundantly clear that he has no intention of banning Chloe Mafia from participating in his reality show X-Factor simply because she is a known prostitute. According to Miss Mafia,...

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Funny story: Pop Idol - Has the Bubble Burst?

Pop Idol - Has the Bubble Burst?

Three things come to mind in those rare moments when I think of Pop Idol: the self-proclaimed oxymoron that is ‘Reality Television’ (if that’s reality I’m calling Judge Judy), hopeless wannabes who wanna make a name for themselves and, perhaps relating to the last ‘stereotype’, the ‘notorious’ Simon Cowell. From the man who brought us the musical talents of Five, Westlife and erm, Zig and Zag, it’...

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Funny story: Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Turns Down Simon Cowell's Offer of Being A Judge On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Turns Down Simon Cowell's Offer of Being A Judge On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the CEO of 19th Hole Productions, has just learned that Indian actress Aishwarya Rai has refused his offer of being one of the judges on his new X-Factor Show. Cowell who was the mastermind behind the extremely popular si...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Drops A Bombshell: Simon Cowell and Mark Cuban Are Half Brothers

Oprah Winfrey Drops A Bombshell: Simon Cowell and Mark Cuban Are Half Brothers

CHICAGO - After shocking her viewers by recently announcing on her television show The Oprah Winfrey Show that she had a half sister that she had no idea she had, Oprah Winfrey has once again dropped another "Family" bombshell. Ms. Winfrey announc...

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Funny story: "Never Mind Cheryl Cole - Simon Cowell Will Father My Football Babies" - Says Burnley Woman

"Never Mind Cheryl Cole - Simon Cowell Will Father My Football Babies" - Says Burnley Woman

Hot on the heels of shattering revelations that X-Factor supremo Simon Cowell had a thing about Geordie mime merchant, Cheryl Cole, a Burnley woman has announced that Simon Cowell will be the duly designated father of her projected eleven children. E...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Dropped By X-Factor, Dumped By Derek Hough, Divulges She'll Now Be Managed By will.i.am

Cheryl Cole Dropped By X-Factor, Dumped By Derek Hough, Divulges She'll Now Be Managed By will.i.am

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole has been through quite a bit the past year. She was cheated on by her husband Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole. And she finally ended up divorcing the 'what was he thinking' womanizer. She then fell into the arms of her BFF...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Disses Contestants On American Idol

Simon Cowell Disses Contestants On American Idol

American Idol judge, Simon Cowell, has admitted that the only real winners on the show are himself and his fellow judges.

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Funny story: American Idol Bombshell: Jennifer Lopez Will Not Be Returning To The Hit Show

American Idol Bombshell: Jennifer Lopez Will Not Be Returning To The Hit Show

HOLLYWOOD - A highly placed source in The American Idol family has revealed that Jennifer Lopez will not be returning for season eleven of the hit reality show. The source, who spoke on grounds of anonymity, stated that the choice is strictly J.Lo...

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Funny story: X Factor - John And Edward Grimes Straight Out Of Eraserhead

X Factor - John And Edward Grimes Straight Out Of Eraserhead

They may have the backing of Louis Walsh, but Dublin twins John and Edward Grimes aroused different emotions in X Factor watching movie buffs. "They're bizarre. They look like the guy out of Eraserhead, the 1976 movie directed by David Lynch. Wher...

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Funny story: Prince Of Darkness - An Interview With Simon Cowell

Prince Of Darkness - An Interview With Simon Cowell

In an exclusive interview conducted not twenty minutes ago super villain Simon Cowell opened his heart to this reporter. So Simon... Simon Cowell: Please refer to me as Mr. Cowell or a simple your majesty will do. Ok. Mr. Cowell it's being a very hectic year for you hasn't it? All the scandals and trauma with the US version of the X-Factor must have really taken it's toll on you?[/i](Ther...

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Funny story: It Appears That American Idol's Randy "The Dawg" Jackson Has Decided To Fill Simon "The Viceroy of Venom" Cowell's Shoes

It Appears That American Idol's Randy "The Dawg" Jackson Has Decided To Fill Simon "The Viceroy of Venom" Cowell's Shoes

NASHVILLE - The producers of American Idol have decided to lower the requirement age for AI contestants down to 15. And they have done this in anticipation of Simon Cowell's brand new soon to hit the airwaves show X-Factor. Cowell's American versi...

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Funny story: Gene Kits being misused

Gene Kits being misused

A new kit has been released that will tell the user what colour hair a person has from a sample of their DNA. This joins the ranks of other kits that determine paternity, eye colour and racial origins. Initially developed for use by law enforcemen...

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