LONDON - (UK Satire) - The BBC is reporting that the celebrity element in England wants Simon Cowell to be the next prime minister.
Individuals like Chery Cole, Len Goodman, Liz Hurley, David Becham, Mick Jagger, and Judi Dench state that there is no one in Great Britain who has bigger balls than the avowed "Sultan of Sarcasm."
Cowell certainly is not afraid of anyone, and he would be perfect to go up against the crazed, hatemonger Vladimir Nikita Putin.
Cowell's best friend Piers Morgan adds that Simon would be just the fella to go tangle with the likes of the evil, wretched, heartless Putinski, who has overstayed his welcome at the Kremlin.
SIDENOTE: King Charles III, told Ta Ta For Now News reporter Petula Tart, that he really believes that Simon is the perfect bloke for the job.
