Bumbaclat Cowel, MoBo gong for inventing black music?

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Wednesday, 20 October 2010

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The 15th annual "Music of Black origin" awards will be held at Liverpool's Croxteth Arena, featuring a host of international stars. The ceremony will be presented by Peaches Geldof and Daniel Radcliff who are both so "street" it hurts.

All of last years nominees and winners will be performing apart from X Factor runners up, boyband JLS, who have a world exclusive performing with a surprise US star, Kenny G, who was booked as a mistake by someone who thought it sounded like a rappers name, apparently.

The biggest scoop of the season is that Simon Cowel is nominated for a prestigious MoBo award, much to the surprise of many a winner from previous years.

There is talk that the alleged dirty rat Cowel has used his millions in a Machiavellian scheme to infiltrate all levels of the MoBo awards and organisers, to get his name in the list for nearly every category, a claim he staunchly refutes.

"I is the maker of the music and shit innit" Said Mr Cowel, allegedly "I should be gived thems awards and shit cos like, widout ma tunes theys wouldn't have no music and if thems bumberclots don't give me no awards, that's like a type of racism innit to the celebrationaly deprived, cos I aint got dem awards, but I is wanting dem awards and if them Mofo's don't give me no MoBo's, den they is like disrespecting my shit and shit."

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