- He wears the same crap, but always looks good in it
- He's a heavy smoker. After each act, he goes out for one (I've seen it!)
- He tends to have hot chicks around him
- He made music for Zig and Zag
- He's fucking loaded
- He's as sharp as a fucking chef's knife. Fellas - learn from him
- He makes life difficult for Louis and Cheryl
- Everyone is a little shit-scared of him. Be honest!
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