Steven Tyler Squashes The Rumor That He And Fellow American Idol Judges Jennifer Lopez and Randy Jackson Are Feuding

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Wednesday, 18 May 2011


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Haley Reinhart says she has worn the same animal print underwear since the first show because she is very superstitious.

LOS ANGELES - Steven Tyler sat in a booth at his favorite restaurant The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon.

He was partaking of a plate of Lemon Chicken with a side order of Osakan Egg Rolls and Crab Rangoon when he was asked by Hoopla Diddly of TV ClickerWorld about the reported incident during a recent edition of American Idol.

Tyler asked if he was referring to the show where he became so angry that he told Haley Reinhart to ignore J.Lo (Jennifer Lopez) and the "Black Dawg" (Randy Jackson) because they were both stupid.

Diddly replied that yes that was the incident. Tyler said that ever since the season started he has put up with Jackson's BS. He said that Randy thinks that just because he is sitting in the seat that Simon Cowell sat in for all of those years that he is just as good as the old "Count of Criticism."

Tyler took a sip of his Southern Comfort and said that Simon Cowell has more talent in one of his chest hairs than Jackson has in his entire body.

He added that the reason that you hardly hear Jackson mention the word pitchy anymore is because he (Tyler) told him that if he heard him mention that hackneyed, worn-out, mofoing word once more he was going to grab him by his pecker, lead him outside, and toss him into one of the alley dumpsters.

Steven then said that as far as Jennifer "La Tush" Lopez goes she has kind of let it go to her head ever since People Magazine named her The World's Most Beautiful Woman.

He confessed to Diddly that during each live performance J.Lo turns to him during the commercials and asks him if her hair looks pretty, or if her make up is beautiful, or if her tits look hot.

Tyler said that he got so fed up that last week he told her to ask the black bro who sits to her left, because frankly he is too busy reading the Rolling Stone to effen give a sh*t about how she is looking.

When Diddly asked him if the three are in fact feuding he smiled. He said that the shows producer Simon Shindlebocker called all three of them into his office and said that if they did not put an end to their on-air feud that he was going to fire them all and replace them with Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, and Selena Gomez.

American Idol is down to three contestants; Lauren "Peaches" Alaina, Haley "Ho Ho Ho" Reinhart, and Scotty "Dubya" McCreery.

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